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MrKltpzyxm

@mrkltpzyxm.bsky.social
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Just some guy. (He/Him) Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc. And Weena Mercator as The Hopping Woman.

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Drew McKevitt @drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a bit of a bummer that the story today has been "look at this absolute doofus of a senator" and not "Jack Smith once again credibly accuses the president of many serious crimes"
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Rebecca G. Aguilar @rebeccagaguilar.com · 23/09/2026
A+ joke from exactly a year ago.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They were cool with the racism, sexism, bigotry, corruption, dismantling of social services and common decency, burning every ally, shooting American citizens in the face in the street, the insurrection, Trump being besties with Epstein etc etc. But once the price of gas got too high it was over.
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Briton Rivière (British, 1840–1920) "Compulsory Education", 1887. Oil on Canvas, 73 × 52.5 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tonight’s extra-dumb napkin cartoon…
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Kate Klonick @klonick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If a nihilist 3 year-old was in charge of a bumper sticker factory.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Andy Masley @andymasley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wrote a physicalist rant about why a lot of debates in AI seem philosophically goofy to me blog.andymasley.com/p/dont-treat...
blog.andymasley.com
Don't treat surface-level metaphors about AI as if they describe fundamental reality
Debates about whether AI is a “tool” or whether it’s wrong to “anthropomorphize” it often seem confused about what reality is made of
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MrKltpzyxm @mrkltpzyxm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Does anyone know how to get everyone everywhere to read this? I really think it would improve the A.I. discourse if we could all get on the same page about some very basic concepts.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is a really important story. You know how over reliance on AI makes you lazy and stupid? This shows how that’s happening within the military — a military, it cannot be pointed out often enough, that’s growing ever more reliant on AI. The children of Shajarah Tayyebah Elementary paid the price
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 19/09/2026
After taking a poll, the r/crafts subreddit has banned Harry Potter crafts from being posted in the sub because of JKR's consistent hateful conduct.
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From the crafts community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the crafts community
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay yes but the moment you start arguing over whether to have trans people or federally funded art you have accepted Republican framing The correct answer is to have trans people and art instead of Republicans
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Liberals say that Trump and his band of drunks, sex abusers, and white nationalists have put our democracy at risk. They're wrong—Trump and his band of drunks, sex abusers, and white nationalists have put our republic at risk.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down
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Sam Bagenstos @sbagen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm proud to have joined so many of my friends in signing this letter by Michigan Jews supporting Abdul El-Sayed. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/17/u...
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Jewish Leaders in Michigan Urge Support for El-Sayed’s Senate Bid (Gift Article)
The public petition comes after other Michigan Jews registered their discontent with Abdul El-Sayed, the state’s Democratic Senate nominee.
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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 04/09/2026
Antivax is a luxury belief. If antivaxxers were transported to an era where 20% of kids died before age 5, they'd be begging for the shots back.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wonder if the cost of chips has cut down on conspiracies. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gates-3 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
1-panel SMBC comic update. A man with a beard sits in the left corner, agitated, stating "Bill Gates put microchips in me! Hundreds of ‘em!" A man wearing glasses swiftly turns towards him, asking "really? What year? Do they have onboard memory? Where are you sleeping tonight?" The caption below the comic reads "The RAM shortage takes a dark turn."
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MrKltpzyxm @mrkltpzyxm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I remember being very confused when people were outraged by the lack of graphic quality in the Pokemon Scarlet and Violet. Like, it's a pokemon game. You play it because it's fun. You can see all the pokemon, right? I don't need realistic graphics in my number collecting game. 😅
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Two new staff members were hired by Mitch McConnell today to help him get around as he returns to Congress
The two living guys from Weekend at Bernie's
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fool me once. Yeah. Like that. Fool me twice. Oooh. Yes. Again! Slower.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm not a real lesbian But l'm the proxy-lesbian for these machine elves to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Hercule Poirot dressed all in black speaks to Captain Hastings in a grand hallway “Please ask the suspects to gather in the library, Hastings: I wish to reveal that our births are random, our lives meaningless, and our deaths absurd.”

Caption “Having investigated so many awful murders over the years, it was perhaps unsurprising that Hercule Poirot turned to Existentialism”


p.s. Poirot had presumably been reading a lot of Sartre recently…

 "It is meaningless that we live and it is meaningless that we die," Jean-Paul Sartre, Being and Nothingness (L'Être et le Néant)

“Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.” Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea (La Nausée)
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate smokeshows
District 9 movie posterAirplane! movie poster
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i would be the Godzilla of scissoring Juggalo bluesky elders
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We are 25 years removed from 9/11, the single greatest act of blowback in modern history, and nowhere in the halls of power have we had a sophisticated reckoning with its causes, the moment, or the aftermath still ruling us today. Deconstructing the fascist state can start here!
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Also, worth noting that at the time I could have a dinner made of oreos and surge, play Ultima Online until 3am, wake up bright-eyed and guilt-free, and with a plan to do it all again the next night. Someone should bring that back, too.
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MrKltpzyxm @mrkltpzyxm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Please. Pretty please. Pretty please with a cherry on top.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Purposefully tasering your own balls at a historical inauguration for anarchists is a form of classism
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
While this is not the point (and I agree with the OP) this is the expression I expect all the furniture in JD Vance's house has
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The distracted driving discourse is already popping off but I’d just like to throw in: I’ve been an insurance adjuster for almost 13 years. When I started, we almost never saw high speed rear end impacts. Now they’re like the most common type of claim. It’s distractions, this is obvious.
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 02/09/2026
MapQuest is now the No. 1 U.S. app after bucking Trump’s ‘Lake America’ renaming
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MapQuest is now the No. 1 U.S. app after bucking Trump’s ‘Lake America’ renaming
The once-dominant mapping app has surged to the top of Apple’s U.S. App Store after refusing to adopt Trump’s “Lake America” name, drawing more than half of its 2026 U.S. downloads in just six days.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 30/08/2026
For many years I wondered, "how bad will Republicans have to get before the media/political establishment in the US gets over its endless obsession with scolding & tone policing the left?" I think at this point we have to acknowledge that the answer is: never. Literally never.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
amazing stuff
"This government hates us and wants us dead," Kathleen Hanna remarked during Bikini
Kill's set. "They don't give a shit about anybody's healthcare. They don't care if we're dying in parking lots of curable illnesses.
They don't give a shit. They don't care if our rights are taken away. They're ripping people off the streets. I'm not gonna tell you all the bad things! But I am gonna say it makes it hard for me in my body sometimes to have a good time. 'Cause it's hard to turn it off. And I was thinking that on the way here. I was like,
'What a gift.' What a gift we have to be able to play for you. What a gift Olivia has given all of us to do this festival.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The endless takes demanding "moderation" from Democrats never spell out precisely how this message is supposed to be delivered. "I am pro-trans but not too pro-trans" looks to the left like you are anti-trans and to the right like you are not anti-trans enough.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This did not work out well.
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Purple Teacher @peaceandteachin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you live in Texas they have cancelled 1.2 million voters’ registrations. Please check your registration. If you are told you aren’t registered at the voting site, ask for a provisional ballot. They can’t steal our right to vote. #BlueWave #ProudBlue#Vouces4Victory #OneV1 vote.gov
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Register to vote in your state | Vote.gov
Find the information you need to make registration and voting easy. Official voter registration website of the United States government.
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Robin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
💙 @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/08/2026
Full-cal sodas are empty calories but charged with positive spiritual energy. Conversely, each time I drink a Coke Zero I know the ease of infinite consumption has put me on a dark and twisted path. “A vice with no consequences is no vice—it is the sandbox of cowards” - the Buddha i think
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MrKltpzyxm @mrkltpzyxm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That tracks. The current mnemonic for remembering the names of the great lakes is H.O.M.E.S. (Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, Superior) With that change it would be S.H.A.M.E. Perfectly representative of this administration's impact on our national character.
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MrKltpzyxm @mrkltpzyxm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger Nat King Kong
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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
WRONG
- negating their frame reinforces it
- starts with what it isn't, instead of what it is
- your argument is shaped like their argument

autism is bad
FACT CHECK! autistic people are productive members of society

THEY'RE DOING
EUGENICS
RIGHT
- you eat their frame
- starts with what's actually happening
- contains and explains what they're doing
- your argument is shaped like kirby
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MrKltpzyxm @mrkltpzyxm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Janitor: Will you people please just dump the remaining liquid down the sink instead of turning every trash bag in this building into a "water" balloon?
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MrKltpzyxm @mrkltpzyxm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Every store is a hardware store if you embrace your inner MacGuyver hard enough!
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MrKltpzyxm @mrkltpzyxm.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Also, there are horrible, petty, contrarian people in the world who will do something simply because you've told them they can't. I sincerely hope they learn more discipline and maturity. It's such a childish habit.
Screen capture of a post from Jon Bois which reads: there's a small subset of people here who are driven mad whenever they aren't allowed to quote or reply to something. they think everything they see on their phone is their property and they just short-circuit. they'll bust through the floorboards to yell at you. it's really something to see
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
there's a small subset of people here who are driven mad whenever they aren't allowed to quote or reply to something. they think everything they see on their phone is their property and they just short-circuit. they'll bust through the floorboards to yell at you. it's really something to see
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