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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 4h

Palmer Luckey? I don't even know her Luckey (seriously who the hell is that?)

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 5h

The face you make when Columbo proves your alibi makes no sense

Headline about Republican senator falling to frame jack Smith

Sensor Katie Britt who can't believe something she heard on Fox was wrong

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 11h

Turns out it takes a lot of diesel to cut off little boys dicks so they can play girls sports

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Saw Primetime. Like everyone else my age I remember those few months when To Catch A Predator was the most popular thing ever them it just vanished. I couldn't remember why until about ten minutes before the movie ended and I said oh yeah that happened.

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Also that Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern movie will be called the greatest movie ever

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I guarantee Schmitt started into a mirror for hours rehearsing that accusation

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'll personally conquer Taiwan and give it to China if Xi can pass a lie detector saying he loves it

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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

On the plus side, if he actually dies on camera these sociopaths will just keep grinning and babbling through it

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You'll hear his name again when he becomes a Republican Congressman

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I saw Heart of the Beast. It was better than I expected which is a high compliment from me.

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And the lamestream media won't tell people that

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Normally you say "Imagine the media response if Biden did this" but you don't have to imagine because he did do this and there were always a thousand calls for him to resign

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Really looking forward to next week's posts about the Lanterns season finale like "THIS SUM BULSHIT" and "A true slap in the face to the fans"

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Guy who tripped getting on the bus because he never looked up from his phone is yelling that we're all witnesses for the lawsuit

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hakeem Jeffries is going to be insufferable when Democrats take the House and he keeps going on with how Democrats took the day thanks to the "Strong Floor, No Ceiling" slogan

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Looks like someone wants her Putin check early

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's always two weeks with Trump. Ten years ago he claimed he'd release his healthcare plan in two weeks

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

64 years later conservatives love to say we should bring back DDT

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just saw a trailer for the upcoming film Focker-In-Law and I was confused because i thought it had already premiered and failed

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yeah but I heard on a podcast the other day that 40% of Texas is now gay vegans because they used woke electricity

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Paul LePage is one of the world's most contemptible people

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me watching Great British Baking Show: (wipes crumbs from my peanut butter sandwich off my shirt) “These chocolate stout cakes look like shit”

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My advice on how to win The Great British Baking Show: Signature: no one gives a shit. They only pay attention to the Showstopper Technical: oh they want some weird Norwegian biscuit with herring in it? Again not the Showstopper so turn in an empty plate Showstopper: now you get to work

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Let’s get the GOP response from Pope JD Justconverted V Minutesago

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A hack of Marvel’s database reveals that this is the team that will beat Dr. Doom and I say finally!

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

After Xi nearly pissed himself laughing he looked at Trump and said “Oh you’re serious”

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“It's strange that a cabinet secretary still has a roommate," one source told the Mail. “Maybe it's because he is so rarely in DC since he flies home so often. He literally uses it as a crash pad.” YEAH MAYBE THAT’S IT

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Even the article correctly notes that he died of a strep infection

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Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

took a wrong turn on Lankershim and ended up in a Cormac McCarthy novel

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just saw the updated Avengers Endgame. The new post credits scene is Dr. Doom saying “Thanks to the genius of DOOM you can now purchase advance tickets for showings of Avengers Doomsday this December” and he gives you detailed instructions on how to do it

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

People from Minnesota are also embarrassed she lives there

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

In case you’re wondering yes, he’s gearing up for a possible Presidential run and that’s why he’s on his “I didn’t mean everything I said for the last 30 years” tour

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A lot of people seem really worried that the true purpose of the ballroom will be to make it a bunker and Trump will never leave. So what? Let him hole up in there. You think he won’t come out when he gets sick or wants McDonalds or when the cable goes out?

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Where’s the Presidential Diaper Bag she’s always carrying?

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Someday I’ll have to figure out how it was possible that my most anticipated movie of the year went from a movie where the Avengers fight Dr. Doom to a 3 hour documentary about Elizabeth Holmes

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I wonder what happened to make them back off their fool proof “let’s import beef rejected by China” plan

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ll never forgive Harris for listening to the elderly consultants who told her to stop calling these assholes weird

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I think they’re big Hasan Piker fans and they’re trying to prove that what he says about Israel hating democracy is true

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Wasn’t this a Star Trek episode?

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh come on Kevin! If government sponsored universal healthcare was possible wouldn’t loads of other countries already be doing it?

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Damn it I saw a special screening of Avengers Endgame with five minutes of new Doomsday connected footage but I dozed off for 15 minutes during episode 3 of She-Hulk so the new footage made no sense

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Is this what he’s talking about instead of his opponent Susan Collins being involved in a money laundering investigation that Trump had to kill to protect her?

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I see Great British Baking Show comes back this week which means I once again failed to keep my vow to remember the difference between puff pastry ands rough puff pastry and have to learn it all over again

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This means I’m now the number one Looksmaxxer

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Happy last day of Summer which can’t come soon enough 🥵

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hope you all like the next Superman movie when Superman tells Lex Luthor he really loves his ideas about capitalism

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If this were true RFK Jr would have bought it for soup stock

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

His lies only land when they’re racist stories about immigrants

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Guys like this see Fox News saying that schools are cutting off little boys’ dicks with garden shears so they can play girls field hockey and go back to voting Republican

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