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Robbie Hess

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Indy Eleven Optimist!! Has too many records, but not sorry about it!! ... LLTR!!

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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 05/10/2026
Chicago did not disappoint. My event was great and I got to drop in on @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social with @dansinker.com
Me with my friends Dan Sinker and John Green.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 18/09/2026
As someone who has met Uggi and gone with him to this very spot in Iceland, who held him up to the window to get A Meat, this story has totally made my day.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 19/05/2026
Have you identified a pervasive societal problem or was one person weird to you
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 05/08/2026
This horrific ruling in the UK went into effect today. Trans people can't use the right bathroom or be in the right hospital ward. Their bodily functions are being policed by people like JKR. Monsters. Stand with trans friends. They need all of us. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
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What new single-sex space laws mean for schools, hospitals and trans people
Nearly 13,000 toilets and more than 5,000 changing rooms may need changing under the Supreme Court ruling
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 29/07/2026
I didn't get where I am by doing things the smart way.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 01/08/2026
It's important to learn from your mistakes and then just repeat them over and over because there's a good idea under there somewhere you just have to find it.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Trans people require lifelong medical care" Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Man in the High Castle destroyed every swastika prop after filming, so nothing could end up as a souvenir or extremist symbol.
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
PSA on the Victoria Line tube in London. Phillipson and every other GC weirdo needs to take note.
Are you having fanatical thoughts about other people's crotches?
Has hating a minority group become your entire personality?
Do you obsess over other people's toilet use?
If so, you could be a danger to others - it's time to seek help.
Contact our team: youneedhelp@leavetranspeoplealone.com
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 20/07/2026
I look for info on the McConnell situation about 5 times a day, because--legitimately--as a mystery writer I have a major interest in how you hide a dead body.
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king's co-op boo store 👻 @kingsbookstore.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
my favorite book? Spiderman by Charlotte Brontë
Jane Eyre but her face has a sticker of Spider-
man on it and the title is crossed out so it reads Spiderman by Charlotte Brontëa page from the book where every mention of Jane is replaced by Spidey
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 13/07/2026
the thing that is forever beautiful to me about skateboarding is that it changes how you view an urban landscape in every possible way
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 08/07/2026
Hell yes.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 24/06/2026
I'm so fucking tired of hearing that trans kids need to eat shit. That we need to let lawless bygones be bygones. That data centers get all our water and we just need to adjust to the future. That the Supreme Court is static and we just need to sit there and not have rights.
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Bryce @statcrux.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I have eaten the blue paint that was in the reflecting pool and which you were probably saving for July 4 Forgive me It was delicious so American and so flag
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kelly jensen @heykellyjensen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Every Single Attempt To See What UBI Does Proves UBI Works But instead of using this information to do something, we keep repeating the test hoping for a different outcome.
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
One of my favorite Cabo Verde facts is that it has a genre of music that arose after an abandoned ship washed up in 1968, carrying hundreds of keyboards and synths
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How a mysterious ghost ship brought cosmic disco to Cape Verde
A new compilation documents the strange history of the African country’s groove-laden sound, formed following the discovery of a boatload of synths
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The sun is shining. Enthusiasm for sports is in the air. I said hello to an older person walking their dogs and they replied: “Who the FUCK are you? Who the fuck ARE you?”
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 09/06/2026
Maybe the best The Onion has ever given us.
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ACLU @aclu.org · 07/06/2026
There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 05/06/2026
We did it! It’s through to the governor!
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼
Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 01/06/2026
This is what you get when you don’t have a President building a cage on the White House lawn to think about, I guess.
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is the situation I refer to the most when trying to explain a the state of book bans right now. Utah has state mandated book destruction for books like Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood, and Damsel by Elana K Arnold. The vast majority of the books are written by women.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Open hatred. This feels like something out of a movie like Footloose. Surreal.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 11/05/2026
Pro tip: it matters where you cut the headline. Count your words. Do the meth.
Okay, so I was on Facebook, and I realize that is the problem right there, but I was served up with this thing that could be an article? Could be an ad? Is there a difference? And the line reads: A job seeker from Lithuania went viral after using an incredibly creative meth--and it cuts off there. It's supposed to be method. Anyway, this is a me problem and I'm trying to make it everyone's problem.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 03/05/2026
Decency! Easy! Quick! Fun! Requires nothing! Anne gets it.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Hahahah good stuff guys but I don’t think you needed to put “at the WHCD” so much since that’s the place you will already be also good for you for being able to smile as you assist in dragging every American down into the stupidest possible version of fascism, it can’t be easy to watch
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SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 24/04/2026
Only the real ones will love you, not despite your nonsense, but because of it.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 20/04/2026
AMAZING NEWS.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
When people say that the economy being good feels completely disconnected from their lives, this is what they mean. Okay, shoes are AI now, and they get $50 million for that. Reading that sentence doesn't feel like getting bonked on the head with a bowling pin at all.
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Dr. Amy, PsyD 🎃 @dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com · 13/04/2026
Were Were those the only two options
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Lucavi @lucavi_ftw
good news everyone
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Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say.
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Laura Lippman @lauralippman.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Homemade Vinaigrette Novelist
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 12/04/2026
We'll have one of these someday.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Dogs are superior to humanity. They’ve achieved pees on earth.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 25/03/2026
I respect trans people, so it's such a little thing for me to not watch the Harry Potter trailer or show. The proceeds from that property go directly to funding anti-trans work. It's a straight line from HP to destroying lives. I can actually SAVE TIME by not supporting this. It requires NOTHING.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 21/03/2026
This is truly devious fan content. If you know, you know.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Guys! GUYS! NAZI HUNTING ROCKABILLY STREET GANGS OF 80s PARIS!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
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Victor LaValle @victorlavalle.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
One of my favorite parts of last night’s election results. The only Democratic talking point should be: we don’t abandon anyone.
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Maia Kobabe @redgoldsparks.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban all my books, & any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps & say: NO ON H.R. 7661!
A digital drawing of author Maia Kobabe, a white nonbinary person with short brown hair wearing a patterned blue shirt, who scowls while holding up a copy of eir book GENDER QUEER: A MEMOIR. Maia is saying: H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban my books, and any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps and say: NO ON H.R. 7661!
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.
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