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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky

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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 1h
With Microscope 2E, now feels like a good time for this reminder: If you aren't running your game in D&D 3rd edition then you're not running a real West Marches game, you're running a Sparkling Sandbox.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's basically no strategic reason to tefuse to do this either. Your entire base, from gormless blue no matter who rusted ons to leftists holding their nose, want to see the guy hung from the gibbet. Do you have a secret poll showing 100% of swing voters don't want impeachment?
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know I've said it before, but little could do more to hurt your supposed reputation as the party of norms and laws than a blanket refusal to punish da crimes president.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One of Omega's greatest crimes is that we don't see the full match he lost against Saw Paing, just two dudes hollering at each other.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every Seki match is a banger, even his one Omega one is pretty good.
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
moby dick the sperm whale with a speech bubble
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People on here will sneer at LLM haters for not taking the capabilities of this technology seriously, meanwhile
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On that same trip my partner discovered her now favourite book of all time. Swings and roundabouts.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A couple years ago I found myself in a book store and for the first time in a good while splurged, buying 7 books that seemed like they all might kick ass. One was like a 6/10 and the rest were just bad.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am willing to believe such a thing as "good" litRPG exists, but as a genre it seems to actively promote all the things that tend to make for bad fiction.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@eyepatchwolf.bsky.social Introduced the wonderful concept of "The Silent Abyss", referring to the vast quantities of dreck that is released but makes very little impact. Very useful here.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rona saw the version of the Mandalorian where they show Grogu's penis.
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And thus the matter is clarified!
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not discounting that, it's a terminology clarification
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok, I'm not going to pretend to be an expert here and I fully acknowledge I'm being a party proper, but I'm like 70% confident that if your partner is fucking someone else at your specific demand then that's not cuckolding but some other, related thing.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bluesky devs touting the usefulness of LLMs for programming really a bigger condemnation of the whole enterprise than I could ever come up with. "These new textiles shall be a boon for fashion!", proclaimed the Emperor, fully nude.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine a guy doing the wallet inspector grift but he's also within earshot of the mark loudly saying "I am going to claim to be the wallet inspector and then just steal the guy's wallet."
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine having a cool idea and not putting it in.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My 9 Games, formative edition.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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Anime Sickos Podcast @animesickos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An amusing dream! But…what if you made it real?
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill eating Cinnabon for the first time.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Sickomarillion" is right there, not doing it would be leaving money on the table.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagining Seb in a lil conducters hat.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Extremely deserved, go and listen to these episodes if you haven't. share.google/Luu1vruhEKIR...
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630. Last Train to Bremen, Episode 1
One Shot · Episode
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For as much as Cline is a horrendous author I actually think this specific gaming vision would not appeal to him.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You will not be shocked to learn that this guy is into LLMs now.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The below is burned into my brain and it's about as appealing a pitch as if video games involved getting shot with an actual gun.
"The year is 2030. It's a rainy Saturday afternoon. You've just finished mining 30 obsidian ore playing Crypto Crush Saga, a match-3 mobile game.
You open up The Elder Chains Online and feel a rush of excitement. Your school buddy has spent years becoming a Master Blacksmith, and he has agreed to turn 10 obsidian into an Obsidian Battlestaff, a HUGE upgrade over the Mithril Mace you’ve been wielding for the last months.
It’ll take him an hour or so. In the meantime, you log into Clash of Guilds, and use the remaining obsidian to upgrade your town hall to the next level. 
That should keep your village safe for now.
You wish you could fast forward time to tonight. Your Guild has plans to go for a deep run into the wilderness in Old School Rune Chains, and your prospects of a successful run (and great loot) have never been better.
All guild members have been spending the past 2 weeks grinding for better weapons, and you’ve agreed (through a vote) to use the Guild treasury to buy everyone a new full set of Red Dragonhide Armor.
Tonight’s objective is to kill the level 128 Frost Giant hiding in the Cave of Sorrow. He has a 5% chance of dropping an Immaculate Orb of Brilliance, of which there are currently only 4 in existence.
The Orb can be used as a power source in an upcoming space exploration game, and should give your guild a great advantage in reaching distant galaxies first. A 5% drop rate is low, but you’re feeling optimistic.
In the distance, you hear a faint 'BloCkChAIn doEsNT bRiNg AnYtHiNg nEW tO gAmES'. You shrug, and join your friends in the Discord voice channel.

Life is good."
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is so funny when people are like "fun fact: that's not what the phrase 'begs the question' means. It actually means [some insane situation that is so confusing and has never occurred]"
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It fuckin sucks! Sauceless piece of music.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Functionally a core part of every broad political left tendency is the idea that each and every citizen should be engaged politically and I can think of worse ways of encouraging that than by using party machinery to have some fun with it from time to time.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I mean, church shouldn't be doing those things either, surely? Like, why would you want more from them than fulfilling your transcendental spiritual needs? Word of the lord and affirmation of Christ's eternal kingdom not doing enough for you? Stupid take.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Always quotes max concurrent users. Anyone who uses this metric as if it means anything needs to be treated like a rabid animal and disposed of humanely.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Picking up an audio log, desperately hoping it contains a vital clue for either hacking a computer or surviving the outbreak of horrible monsters, and it's just the fruit tournament
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/04/2024
Shōgun Yabushige death poem scene edit based on I Think You Should Leave

YABUSHIGE: My death poem.
OMI: *reading aloud*
“Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud.”
OMI: *reading aloud* “No coffin please! Just wet, wet mud.”
OMI: *reading aloud* “Bae.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mainstream liberals are bloodless quants and thus want to treat factoids like "Republicans win popular vote for the first time in 16 years" as something significant they can base a whole, moronic analysis around.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nothing repugnant at all. She voted for the leopards eating faces party and is now aghast that the leopards ate the face of someone she cares about.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dear @animesickos.bsky.social, thank you for introducing me to 'Some of us had been threatening our friend Colby', which has done incalculable damage to my friends. We will soon be completely incapable of describing any bad act in terms other than having "gone too far".
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One day we will experience Jason Mantzoukas as Jankom Pogg.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A good and true story, but leaves out a crucial detail. They didn't take this action as a spur of the moment thing, these women did it as part of a directive from their union to not handle South African goods. They weren't just grapefruit ladies, they were *union* grapefruit ladies.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
blasted sonic in the eye with bug spray and he went down like a brick. i didnt know it was so simple. this rules ass. what a great day
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The GMS school of project management
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That's a Pippin-sized bed, on account of how Pippin is in it.
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