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Darth Mal

@mrey.bsky.social
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I make stuff out of other stuff: Salvaged TCG items: modernminneapolis.etsy.com Obligatory ADHD 2nd side-hustle (surprise! cat related!) cattyboombattycatnip.etsy.com

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Tiedof Dishet 🛌 @cornelstressed.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Good. Fuck ‘em.
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Target misses out on Fortune 'most admired' accolade for first time since 2001
It's been a tumultuous year for the Minneapolis retailer.
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Darth Mal @mrey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If anyone is still looking for something to do this weekend; I found something on FB Marketplace that might interest you.
A listing seen on Facebook Marketplace offering a “sinning chair” for $20Condition of the sinning chair reads: spins
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all-hallows-eve-ison steele, organic human person 🎃 @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
www.npr.org/2026/08/26/n... i consider every. single. article. that talks about how many trans people are in the magic community to be a feather in my cap.
npr.org
How 'Magic: The Gathering' creates transgender community
Magic: The Gathering, the fantasy card game with over 50 million enthusiasts worldwide, has become an important social outlet for some real people: the transgender community.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Carney’s official statement deserves to be read in full, slowly, with a beer, because underneath the diplomatic wallpaper it’s the most quietly savage document a G7 leader’s put out in years. It reads like a bank manager foreclosing on a bloke’s entire self-image & the bank manager is enjoying it.”
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KING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKS
Carney Reads the Clock Like a Pro Wrestler
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Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ok I admit… this made me laugh out loud
If your girl:
-drinks a lot of water
-causes drama 
-remembers everything 

That’s not your girl, that’s a data center
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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 13/08/2026
Cards Against Humanity going after Elon Musk. Again. www.instagram.com/p/Db81J8lmC0...
Who wants to fuck with Elon Musk?

In 2017 150,000 people paid Cards Against Humanity $15 to protect a pristine parcel of land on the US-Mexico border from racist billionaire Donald Trump's stupid wall.

In 2024, an even richer, more racist billionaire - Elon Musk - snuck up on us from behind and completely fucked that land with gravel, tractors, and space garbage. 

So we took Musk's ass to court for defiling our property. We battled his team of expensive, jizz-gargling lawyers - and he admitted that his company did, in fact, fuck up our land. Then they left. 

Now, our parcel has been annexed into a "town" called "Starbase" - a corporate hellscape littered with broken rockets and ugly mansions for Musk's executives. 

But hope is not lost! We still have our rights as proud Texas landowners: we can build something on our land. Something that will annoy Elon Musk. A grand monument to make him wonder, for a brief moment, "Wait, am I a sad little bitch with no friends?"

Today, we're announcing the Official Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument Design Committee. For $10, you can join a movement of like-minded people working together to design and build the perfect monument to force a moment of introspection upon the world's richest, ugliest little bitch.

Join today at sadlittlebitchwithnofriends.comText with gold lettering inside a black square: The official Elon Musk is a sad little bitch with no friends monument design committee

Picture is a landscape of wild horses roaming in a prairie.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 12/08/2026
“Widely regarded as the most complicated board game ever made, The Campaign for North Africa tries to simulate WW2’s North African theater in as granular fashion as possible…” 1500 hours to finish the game — that’s 1h20m every day for 3 years. [wargamer.com]
wargamer.com
Two years into the world's most complicated board game, masochist gamers "still don't understand what the camels do"
The ridiculously complex Campaign for North Africa boasts 1,500 hours and recommends you play with 10 people - these gamers aim to finish it with two.
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Racket @racketmn.com · 09/08/2026
It's time to talk. racketmn.com/for-this-wee...
racketmn.com
For This Week's Open Thread, Tell Us the Grossest Food/Drink You Love - Racket
As we do every Friday, we're turning Racket over to you, the readers.
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Darth Mal @mrey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
GG Amazon. Your new "Shopping with Alexa" pop-up has finally driven me from your godforsaken site. Your shitty practices and support of this regime had already diminished how often I shopped. Your greed (ads in paid Prime content fuck you) will never end. Back to (not Target FU too) local.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Downtown LA right now above the 101 freeway. “GOP 2026. $$$ GAS & DIARRHEA”
GOP ‘26 $$$ Gas & Diarrhea
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Mindy Weisberger @laminda.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You don't really need a reason to stock up on Penzey's spices, which are AMAZING, but they happen to be having a sale www.penzeys.com/shop/spices/...
Seven bottles of spices on a white background, their labels spelling "EPSTEIN," text reads " No Reason—Just Saying Again. 30% off spices beginning with EPSTEIN, use coupon code FILES"
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Thinking again about Sinead O'Connor on the third anniversary of her passing. www.the-reframe.com/this-is-the-...
the-reframe.com
This Is The Last Day Of Our Acquaintance
A little bit about appropriate responses, and a fond farewell to an early teacher.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
As @ruwaromman.bsky.social reminds us, they act like Democratic Socialists are the extremists— meanwhile it was corporate Dems like Manchin & Sinema who helped Republicans gut Biden’s agenda. Not Bernie & AOC, who were on board. So who are the real “radicals”, exactly?
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 22/07/2026
Hi everyone! I hope you're having a great Wednesday. Just wanted to make sure everyone knows what a baby heron looks like. Ok bye see you later www.instagram.com/p/DateeyJCE3Y/
This is a screenshot of an Instagram post from a rescue organization featuring a bearded animal protection officer with a tiny rescued heron baby on his handThis is a close up of the heron baby and it's like if you stuck a novelty beak and some regular bird-sized feet on a wad of cat hair
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Mindy Weisberger @laminda.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"Pardon me, I heard that you were putting together a thread of live feeds and may I humbly recommend this fish-friendly view of the lower Florida Keys" www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi0m...
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Darth Mal @mrey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Incredible. I want nationwide adoption of this event with trading cards for the most outrageous and prolific vehicles that participate www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8tBdu7K/
tiktok.com
The Gambler 500 is like Burning Man meets Mad Max meets the Sierra Club! #glamber500 #publiclands #trashcleanup
TikTok video by Matt Martin
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal
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tommykbs.bsky.social @tommykbs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Here's something I saw here on Bluesky that I wish Democrats would say every day: "Trump was elected while Obama was president Trump was elected when Biden was president Trump lost the election while he was president But the democrats are cheating? How?"
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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 16/07/2026
Brennan Lee Mulligan’s Dungeons and Dragons push is part of a wider trend using tabletop games for political action
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D&D players raise millions in real-life campaign against ‘corporate elite’
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Twin Cities Geek @twincitiesgeek.com · 13/07/2026
Nerdcore is taking over the Turf Club in St. Paul with MC Chris and Swell Rell, and we have your chance to geek out for free! #TwinCitiesGeeks twincitiesgeek.com/2026/07/win-...
twincitiesgeek.com
Win Free Tickets to See MC Chris at the Turf Club!
MC Chris, nerdcore rapper and Aqua Teen Hunger Force's MC Pee Pants, is headed to the Turf Club in St. Paul with Swell Rell on July 22.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 09/07/2026
You, too, can own this incredible, speedrunner-endorsed shirt aftermath-shop.fourthwall.com?ref=aftermat...
our destroy AI shirt, which depicts a woman holding the decapitated computer head of a robot
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Boots needs a foster in the Twin Cities metro area starting 7/26. We are told that Boots is a very fun and loving chihuahua and this is Boots’ attempt to smile. www.thebondbetween.org/foster/dogs
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CONvergence Connie @convergencecon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
New on CONvergenceTube: Geeky Cooking [CONvergence 2025]
youtube.com
Geeky Cooking [CONvergence 2025]
Join panelists for a discussion about geek-themed cookbooks and get...
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 02/07/2026
4 more days of metal heron tshirt preorders, which come with a free sticker: topatoco.com/collections/... My favorite part of this shirt is that I figured out how to make cattails look metal.
A design on a black background of the word Heron in red metal writing, above a stylized cartoon great blue heron in a circle squawking "Kraagh" in front of a background of red cattails.A black tshirt with a design of the word Heron in red metal writing, above a stylized cartoon great blue heron in a circle squawking "Kraagh" in front of a background of red cattails.
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 23/06/2026
They banned popehat?
static.klipy.com
Mr. Rogers Puts on a Clown Mask
Alt: Mr. Rogers Puts on a Clown Mask
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 21/06/2026
The FDA won’t tell Americans where their generic drugs are made, so ProPublica did it instead. Use information from your prescription label to locate the factory and see if the plant has a history of inspection violations.
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Where Was My Generic Prescription Drug Made? - Rx Inspector - ProPublica
The FDA won’t tell Americans where their generic drugs are made, so ProPublica did it instead. Use information on your prescription label to locate the factory and see inspection reports.
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Ann Monster Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Look, I'm always happy when a Delaware v. Texas v. Nevada story gets extensive treatment in mainstream press: www.nytimes.com/2026/06/17/m...
nytimes.com
Elon Musk’s Feud With Delaware May Transform Corporate America
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 14/06/2026
Handling my Game 5 nerves by taking a mandatory break per the internet’s rules
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FALLEN Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Wait, Farscape's just up on YouTube in (seemingly) its entirety? Huh! ... Iunno watch Farscape it's pretty good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJQl...
youtube.com
Farscape S1E1 FULL Episode | Pilot
YouTube video by Farscape
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Avery Trufelman @trufelman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
What size am I?! I have worn everything from a size 12 to size 2 and it all seems like chaos New episode: the imperfect science of sizes, and the professional fitters who try on all your clothes before you do articlesofinterest.substack.com/p/sizes
articlesofinterest.substack.com
Sizes
And what it takes to make them
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Hayes Brown @hayesbrown.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I can’t believe that a basketball team filled the same arena that sold out a Dungeons & Dragons game, what a world we live in
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dylan Alverson, owner of Post Modern Times cafe in Minneapolis, stopped charging for food in order to stop paying sales taxes to protest government actions. Surprisingly, the restaurant is thriving, even when 40-50% of the customers don’t pay for their food. 🎁🔗
nytimes.com
This Restaurant Stopped Charging for Food. And Profits Are Up.
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Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 08/06/2026
But most importantly, read the Heavy Table article about what Prince kept in his fridge.
heavytable.com
What’s in Prince’s Fridge? – Heavy Table
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 06/06/2026
being a decent person is punk rock
A still from Marjane Satrapi's Persepolis

Two women in abayas are accosting a young girl who is in wearing a top that reads "PUNK IS NOT DED"
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VorthosMike @vorthosmike.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The word is out A full run Magic: The Gathering art exhibition at an art museum is coming next year. Finally. This is real. The call for art is live! mmam.org/call-for-art...
mmam.org
Call for Art: Blue in Magic — Minnesota Marine Art Museum
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I sell this shirt (and others) through teepublic. www.teepublic.com/user/nobodys... (Print on demand. I get something like 50¢- a dollar from each sale)
a sage green t-shirt that states "tell me about your cat."
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The Xerces Society for Invertebrate Conservation @xercessociety.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
We’ve gotten many requests for Xerces fashion, and it’s finally here! For a limited time, you can get your own Xerces tshirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies. It’s the perfect look to mulch out your grass lawn, plant some native plants, and go bugwatching! 👕🐝🦋 Get yours today ➡️ xerces.org/merch
“For a Limited Time, Support Conservation With Your Own Xerces Tees and Hoodies” Xerces staff modeling our new tshirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies in various outdoor settings.
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Racket @racketmn.com · 25/05/2026
Jeff Tweedy, John Darnielle, and dozens of friends and coworkers share their stories about Conrad Sverkerson, a genuine local legend.
racketmn.com
‘Long Live Conrad!’: Musicians, Colleagues, and Loved Ones Remember the First Avenue Stage Manager - Racket
Jeff Tweedy, John Darnielle, and dozens of friends and coworkers share their stories about a genuine local legend.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I know the law
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Friends School Plant Sale @plantsale.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
We've started setup for the 2026 Friends School Plant Sale! The weather looks great by Friday. If you haven't been before, find out about getting in, wristbands if you want to attend earlier in the day... and more. www.friendsschoolplantsale.com/doing-sale
friendsschoolplantsale.com
Doing the Sale
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Citizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.
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HighTweeds @hightweeds.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Is this the same lady? 🤷🏼
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Hi, my name is Alex Goldman and I host the @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social I used to host the Reply All podcast, and I have found that so many people who liked Reply All have no idea Hyperfixed exists. It's super frustrating because I have no idea how to reach those people.
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Darth Mal @mrey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Every once in a while I remember why I love the internet
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
If you bring that video here, I will block you immediately. That is all.
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I asked myself "how do golf courses possibly afford property taxes" so I looked it up and came away convinced we could virtually eliminate the entire sport by simply removing several dumb tax loopholes
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Darth Mal @mrey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8gF5Jh9/
tiktok.com
Hi Mother. We’ll make it. One sunrise at a time☝🏼🌅 #onesunriseatatime #universe #soul #gratitude #inwardavide
TikTok video by inwardavide
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ogres - Strippers - FFS Surgeons Will all grind your bones to make their bread
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 08/04/2026
arstechnica.com
Iran-linked hackers disrupt operations at US critical infrastructure sites
As the US and Israel's war has ramped up, so too have hacks on US industrial sites.
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