Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 29/07/2026I wish Fauci’s stock response had a little more meat on it. “Senator, while I would prefer to participate fulsomely in today’s hearing, I have no confidence it is being conducted in good faith and cannot predict the ways in which my testimony will be twisted for vindictive prosecution. Therefore…” 000
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 07/07/2026X doesn’t do many things well, but it sands down the edges of contrarianism like nobody’s business, making it much easier to dismiss critiques of adventurism as out-of-touch wokescolds playing it safe. As it turns out, sometimes pearls need to be cluched so you don’t let them strangle you instead. 010
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 05/07/2026Too many folks in the replies need to realize it’s possible to hold multiple opinions simultaneously. Specifically, that (a) Kat is great, (b) the Tribune’s language is gross, and (c) there’s absolutely no basis for a libel action here, such that (d) it would be incredibly embarrassing to file one. 1122
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 30/06/2026Congrats to Ilan Wurman for getting a whole three shoutouts in Thomas’s dissent. Hope it was worth it, buddy. 011
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 30/06/2026It makes sense once you buy into the worldview of the Gang of Six. Men are inherently superior to women, you see, so prohibiting trans women’s participation is about maintaining fundamental fairness. But for trans men, it’s like taking a handicap in golf. Let them try! It’s cute, even! /s 030
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 27/06/2026Divorced parents means divergent rotations. Mom was The Beatles, Neil Young, Nirvana, America, James Taylor, Marshall Crenshaw, The New Radicals, and Juliana Hatfield. Dad was Bruce Springsteen, Elton John, Yanni, Sting, Billy Joel, and whatever Disney soundtrack we demanded. 120
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 18/06/2026I’m pretty sure one side of a war no longer being able to defend itself is precisely when the war ends as opposed to continuing forever, but maybe I’m overthinking this. Or underthinking. Or just thinking. 020
Reposted by Dan LifschitzRuss Silva @russellsilva.bsky.social · 17/06/2026If you're a real man, why won't you let me hit you with a hammer 072
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 14/06/2026Whenever Congress finds its spine, it should codify a federal anti-SLAPP statute that awards trebled fees for successfully dismissing any claim brought by a member of the administration presently in power. 040
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 14/06/2026Proving once again that everything great about New York has always been in spite of the one man most historically desperate to claim it. 016925
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 13/06/2026To the tune of:youtu.beI Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch)YouTube video by Four Tops - Topic 001
Reposted by Dan LifschitzMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 13/06/2026They tried to hide but I got em anyway 1054401442
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 13/06/2026Looking forward to the DOJ having to defend how they actually blew the deadline because Trump insisted on a modesty tarp to hide his shame. 2223
Reposted by Dan LifschitzBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 13/06/2026They built the scaffolding too high in an attempt to reach God Now God has made it impossible to communicate So they're just still going off their last orders and building more scaffolding The crowd is telling them to take the name down but tragically they don't understand anymore 15519100
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 13/06/2026This is me hoping enough people remember the sacred texts. 1302
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 13/06/2026Hi, scaffolding expert here! This is not funny, scaffolding workers only do this when they’re in extreme distress. 27318
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/06/2026At this point, I think it’s entirely reasonable for judges to skip down to the signature block on any DOJ filing before continuing to the brief itself. It’s a great shortcut for determining whether you need to take anything you’re about to read seriously. 010
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/06/2026Beatty notes in her opposition that the DOJ never raised this argument at any point before the district court -- likely becase they changed the bylaws at the 11th hour to juice their irreparable harm argument against the injunction. Judges love when fiduciaries take their own charity hostage, right? 051
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/06/2026There's also something incredibly gross about Trump deliberately changing the Kennedy Center's bylaws to condition the retention of donations on the retention of his name change, then mewling to the court about all the donations that will now have to be refunded absent a stay. Bitch, you did that! 251
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 12/06/2026The DOJ's appellate stay request regarding the Trump-Kennedy signage once again has all the hallmarks of having been written by Trump himself. There's literally nothing he cares more about than his own vanity projects. 101
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 11/06/2026Facebook memories are wild. Or maybe it’s just my old firm. 100
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 07/06/2026Every Knicks in Four shirt purchased karmically offsets a Hawk Tuah shirt floating around in the universe. 001
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 07/06/2026I want these people’s romantic partners to dose them with sodium pentothal and ask them exactly what it was they enjoyed about Mad Men. 010
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 07/06/2026Is this administration aesthetically illiterate or genuinely staffed with people who grew up rooting for the villain in every James Bond film? Because it has to be one of the two. 010
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 06/06/2026This. 👇🏻 The English lexicon is built on consensus. Someone had to start building that consensus for every single word added. When the drafting task at hand inspires a novel turn of phrase, the autocorrect highlight isn’t flagging an error. It’s testing your mettle. Will you meet the moment? 010
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 05/06/2026I’m really waiting for the new class of DOJ lawyers to realize that Trump’s veil of untouchability does not extend to his rank-and-file foot soldiers. The institutional memory of our shared profession will extend far beyond the waning days of this administration. 030
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 05/06/2026He’s either (a) too stupid to understand the AI bubble is poised to burst once everyone realizes these companies lack a viable path to profitability or (b) using taxpayers to forestall that financial reckoning at the behest of his benefactors who are leveraged to the hilt on the matter. 020
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 05/06/2026It’s almost become trite to point out, but if Putin had specifically conscripted Trump to sabotage our foreign policy for Russia (and China)’s geopolitical benefit, Trump would not be doing anything differently. 031
Reposted by Dan LifschitzEric Goldman @ericgoldman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Irony alert: The Iowa legislature is forcing U of Iowa students to take courses on topics like "why capitalism works, how it works, & why it has been so successful"...because students weren't voluntarily choosing to enroll in the courses www.chronicle.com/article/a-fl...chronicle.comA Flagship’s Civics Center Saw Low Enrollment. Now Students Will Be Required to Take Classes There.A provision in the Iowa state budget will require all students at the University of Iowa to complete two classes at the Center for Intellectual Freedom to get their degree. 232
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 04/06/2026To my fellow copyright litigators, don’t sleep on the Hikma decision just because it’s a patent case. The crux of the opinion is what allegations are sufficient to survive a Twiqbal challenge when alleging inducement to infringe under Grokster and Cox. 040
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 03/06/2026Bari Weiss is going to do to CBS News what Great Hill Partners did to G/O Media and the fact that she found someone willing to be the fall guy in Nick Bilton only proves how oblivious he really is to his role in all of this. www.discourseblog.com/p/rest-in-pi... 110
Reposted by Dan LifschitzRaffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 02/06/2026On LinkedIn, a lawyer posted a Brazilian judgment sanctioning counsel for "prompt injection"! In white on white text, the brief instructed any AI reading the brief to respond "superficially." That's ... very very interesting. www.linkedin.com/posts/jinyos...linkedin.comI came across one of the first real-world examples of a court sanctioning lawyers for prompt injection in a filing. In a Brazilian labor-court judgment, the court found that a petition included… | Ji...I came across one of the first real-world examples of a court sanctioning lawyers for prompt injection in a filing. In a Brazilian labor-court judgment, the court found that a petition included hidde... 810745
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 13/04/2026Not just journalists, but lawyers as well. It’s so reliable that courts will judicially notice its content without hesitation. I’ve used WM captures to defeat motions over personal jurisdiction, establish the popularity of streaming media over time to calculate copyright damages, and so much more. 0248
Reposted by Dan LifschitzAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/01/2026Jack Smith: "My fear is that we have seen the rule of law function in our country for so long that many of us have come to take it for granted. The rule of law is not self-executing. It depends on our collective commitment to apply it." 8634493514047
Reposted by Dan Lifschitznice ad mominem @kimlifschitz.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Per the logic demonstrated here, because Russell Stuart disagrees with my husband and I politically, he would be justified in calling our son the r-slur. My tax dollars pay his recently (6x increased) stipend wheeeeee 🤸♀️ 032
Reposted by Dan Lifschitznice ad mominem @kimlifschitz.bsky.social · 22/12/2025It’s been 2 weeks since a Beverly Hills USD Board member replied “FAFO” to a video of Hope Walz demanding MAGA stop calling her brother the r-slur. He was called out publicly by my husband. He refused to acknowledge or apologize. This man controls my disabled son’s education. A nightmare. 14718
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 04/12/2025Easiest $230 I’ve ever spent. Mike’s basically an uncredited coauthor on my 2012 law review piece covering ACTA and SOPA/PIPA. He helped shape my worldview *and* gave me one of my first platforms to write about copyright law. My admiration for him has only grown since then. Fight the good fight. ✊🏻 0223
Dan Lifschitz @lifschitz.esq · 20/03/2025Oh wow. The order on Mariah Carey’s MSJ in the copyright infringement litigation over All I Want For Christmas Is You dropped earlier today, and it’s an absolute bloodbath. You don’t often see Rule 11 sanctions in these cases, but the plaintiffs’ attorneys seemingly screwed up… basically everything! 141