Reposted by ClockJennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter 422448781
Clock @mrclocky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm ready to invest in my own hypothetical destruction where do I sign. 000
Reposted by ClockPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ringen.wikipedia.orgIron Ring - Wikipedia 2073682301
Clock @mrclocky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Am I out of the loop or is this an incredibly bizarre way to ask someone if they are transgender? 000
Reposted by ClockRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 23/09/2026I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Costco has a $50 giant Frankenstein head made of green chocolate that includes a mallet for smashing his head open at which point a pound of gummy body parts will spill forth from the edible wreckage of his face 46966298
Clock @mrclocky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comKid Buu Death - Dragon Ball Z Spirit BombALT: Kid Buu Death - Dragon Ball Z Spirit Bomb 010
Reposted by ClockThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ theonion.com/american-medical-assoc… 281218141
Clock @mrclocky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The job rejection emails are coming in nicely this time of year. 000
Clock @mrclocky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I thought it was a prison just for that one guy. Disclaimer: I don't know anything about StarCraft 000
Reposted by Clock🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026still a long way from having them toodle around but have modular assembly working at least 111145
Clock @mrclocky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Wild how bsky is putting Japanese game companies on a pedestal right now. They're famous for grinding people into dust with their work culture. Of course they don't lay people off; workers quit because managers stop giving them work till the worker quits out of shame. 020
Reposted by Clocktobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago 513333848097
Reposted by Clocklukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is 130133042146
Clock @mrclocky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think the texture has to be named the same thing as the material in blender to get picked up. Cool stuff. 010
Reposted by ClockHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sports are the best form of entertainment because you can invest 2.5 hours into something only to lose. They should make a movie that you can lose. 931773161
Reposted by ClockDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Triumphantly returning from Medbed Hypersleep to cast a vote on the Rural Hospital Abolition Act. That's beautiful. 763463461
Reposted by ClockDanilo Dias @daysdanilo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026WIP ''its 2030 your dentist ask chat gpt some help to put you dental braces'' 06211
Clock @mrclocky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I figured it was that or there's no more UI surface area to put those annoying AI chatbox text boxes into. What else is there to put AI into? 000
Reposted by Clockmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 12/09/2026idk i was just here and everybody knew you 82909
Clock @mrclocky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026How mad can you be at an emblezzer who is a self described "jester"? 010
Clock @mrclocky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026To this one guy's credit, he phoned me and told me personally I didn't get the job. Good on him. 001
Clock @mrclocky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ok democrats. Your only opponents champion an elderly pedophile with a historically low approval rating who is literally messing his own pants on live television. Get in there and just get let's say more than 50% control of Congress. Sure let's shoot for the stars. 000
Clock @mrclocky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Recruiters: Fuck you idiot, we have too many candidates we don't need your dumbass. We're not even going to dignify your application with a denial you stupid asshole 🤪🖕 Recruiters after summer break: Pwease answer our calls?? It's rude to not respond immediately. Tech recruiting is so hard... 😰👉👈 100
Clock @mrclocky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"You're totally right—That's my mistake. In retrospect I shouldn't have opened the silo doors. I failed to account for 'wiping out all humanity' when I was launching all the warheads available to the United States. Let's try that again." 010
Reposted by Clockbrian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026dear god.. a flavor scientist at the Cheetos factory has published a blog post saying no one is prepared for how "dangerously cheesy" they are 12135392
Reposted by Clockvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I am sympathetic to Silicon Valley guys ascribing human-level consciousness to AI because if I had to talk to people from Silicon Valley all day I’d probably have a real low bar for sentience too 383136620
Reposted by ClockKevin牛 @kevincow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Working on a new title screen, with some music to set the mood. 081
Reposted by ClockPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2026(Trying not to act too eager) Grimace asked about me? 140439
Clock @mrclocky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Look I'm sorry the guy on a drama filled phone call next to me at the TJ Max's dressing room has better writing than most netflix shows 001
Reposted by ClockUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You are not the tallest person on bluesky 462553715
