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Addison Raetheon @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 19h

I’ve been calling Jazz Chisholm by the name “Jizz Jism” for years.

Addison Raetheon @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Throwing this out into the ether: I’ve been making salad dressing out of a few scoops of toum (garlic dip), olive oil, balsamic, honey, salt and pepper and it’s ridiculously easy and good.

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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Wickets Giroux @rigamarock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

my favorite thing to tell people is they’re naive because it implies i know more than them but absolves me of proving it

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Wickets Giroux @rigamarock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

hard to think of a better definition of double jeopardy

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Addison Raetheon @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you survive the death penalty injection, you should get to go free. Sorry, but they had their chance.

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Addison Raetheon @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Easton Cowan was drafted because Nylander was slowly losing his twink aura. Team twink levels were dangerously low.

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Addison Raetheon @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Pete DeBoer is the most sad sack looking man in hockey history. He looks like he just lost his family’s minivan in a poker game.

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Addison Raetheon @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Always loved Colton Sissons and his great value contract.

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i’m sorry, but i have to post this political ad

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026

This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”

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Ennui-tery @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I always feel guilty when I come back to the hotel room and they have done this to my bathroom mess

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andrewjb.bsky.social @andrewjb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ah man someone must have followed the tutorial youtube.com/shorts/i58Dn...

youtube.com

Piss nuke tutorial

YouTube video by ATraveler777

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Addison Raetheon @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bloor Yonge station smells like someone detonated a bag of hot piss in it.

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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables

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Addison Raetheon @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Andy Dalton has the eyebrows of a bully.

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Addison Raetheon @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Bills’ uniforms look like absolute shit. Bad mojo.

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Addison Raetheon @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don’t know what they sell here but as a big guy I feel seen and wanted.

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Addison Raetheon @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m listening…

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Addison Raetheon @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don’t know what they sell here but as a big guy I feel seen and wanted.

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Addison Raetheon @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Me: “So your name is Linus, like from Peanuts.” Swedish Goaltender: “No, it is pronounced like it rhymes with Penis.”

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Addison Raetheon @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mike Babcock is revolting. Such a two faced piece of shit.

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Addison Raetheon @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Really regretting booking our honeymoon at Skinwalker Ranch.

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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.

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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

found a new type of guy

r/AmItheAsshole
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u/IntrusiveGas • 6h
AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/09/2026

"they're coming for birth control" is not alarmism, that is absolutely next on the agenda I have my doubts on how successful it'll be but they're going to make a real go of it

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

🎶 if you're lost you can look and you will find me

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Addison Raetheon @mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Goldfish crackers are the most disappointing snack imaginable. Think Ritz cracker but make it dog food.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

[Training the army of illiterate steroid-addled fat ass ham-faced unaccountable murderous wife-beating slave catchers on the new software that lets you track anyone you want] Don't use this on stalking women you want to punish though ok? That's not what it's for.

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