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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
TORONTO STAR
BOOK REVIEW
Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah of Iran featured in latest historical fiction
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/07/2026
There’s never been anyone whose involvement more completely and immediately poisons vibes and destroys joy. No good thing survives contact.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
We wanted to understand why a Jewish candidate defeated another Jewish candidate in one of America's most Jewish congressional districts. So we talked to three Evangelical Christians at a gun show in northern Idaho.
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Mark Rakes @mrakes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
TIL when Siri reads a text message it will refer to "⚽️" as the "Football" or "Soccer" emoji depending on which Accent the voice is using. Nice work team.
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Rep. Robert Garcia @robertgarcia.house.gov · 09/06/2026
If you think California is taking a while to count votes, wait until you hear how long the Trump Administration is taking to release the Epstein files…
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I’m not sure why this isn’t being mentioned more, but: IRS policy for 50 years has been that the sitting president & VP get audited every year, in an effort to reassure the public they’re not corruptly abusing the office to enrich themselves.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 18/05/2026
Also the next somebody says reparations for black people is a ridiculous idea, remind them that we have a reparations program for trying to overthrow the government
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
what do you call it when the president steals an unfathomable amount of wealth from the treasury and then declares it illegal to investigate him
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I’m a broken record, but it’s facially insane that the SCOTUS’s position is that the interest of a political party—an entity with no special constitutional protection—in gerrymandering is more important than black people’s right to vote, which we have several constitutional amendments addressing
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Kash Patel looked senators in the eye today and said, under oath, that the FBI is “targeting and investigating no journalists.” Let’s check that against reality, shall we?
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Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
github.com/merlinmann/w...
* Don't call it a "warning" if it's really a threat. "Be careful walking to school" is a warning; "I am going to bomb your school" is a threat.
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Post Season Betsy 💙 @baseballfrank.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
In case you want to know how stupid this state is, Idaho is building a “system” that will auto unenroll people from SNAP if they have won more than $3K in the state lottery. To build this system we will spend more money we don’t have to address an issue we don’t have.
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Mark Rakes @mrakes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Good day for some @reignfc.com in Spokane!
Thrown in at the Reign FC vs Racing Louisville match in Spokane WA
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Someone at the New York Times, possibly several someones, is deadset on forcing reality to bend to their bigoted beliefs about trans people in open defiance of the facts, and I feel like even cis people who don't give a shit about us should find that extremely worrying.
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
20 states have seen average #gasprices jump by over $1/gal in the last month- Rockies pain at the high end. Biggest increases: UT +$1.43/gal AZ +$1.35/gal ID +$1.32/gal IN +$1.25/gal CA +$1.21/gal
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anniempeterson.bsky.social @anniempeterson.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
In the end, the IOC rule will hurt ALL women. Look at 1996, when eight cis women didn't "pass" the genetic tests. And it's unclear what happens to folks who are intersex, or have conditions like Swyer's syndrome. It's all misogyny because we women need to fit into boxes we didn't create
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Reo Eveleth @reveleth.com · 26/03/2026
if you want to know the history of this kind of policy, I made a podcast two years ago that explained why these tests make no sense, how they were already used and eventually abandoned by the IOC in the 80's and 90's, and the devastating impacts they have on real athletes: www.tested-podcast.com
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TESTED – A surprising history of women’s sports
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 23/03/2026
justice alito talmbout it "seriously undermines" voter confidence when a "big stash" of mail ballots arrives and changes the "apparent outcome" sir do you mean when all the votes are counted? bc it sounds like you're just describing when all the votes are counted
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ACLU of Idaho @acluidaho.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Same-sex marriage is protected by the U.S. Constitution and supported by most Idahoans, yet Idaho lawmakers are pushing a toothless memorial targeting marriage equality: HJM 17. Idaho legislators need to stop targeting people who have built their lives here with the people they love.
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Alexis Wolf @dralexiswolf.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I say this every year, but: The uni students I'm teaching are thoughtful, intelligent, will make everything they encounter better. With a new addition for 2026: They deeply hate AI.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
A budget is a moral document.
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Brent Staples @bstaples.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Chat bots give the wrong medical advice more than half the time. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/w...
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Health Advice From A.I. Chatbots Is Frequently Wrong, Study Shows
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Rhi B 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @rhib.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Some jawdropping CBP crime statistics here...
Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005. CBP’s misconduct scandal is so long-running that today it would be old enough to drink.

In total, according to CBP’s own discipline reports, over the 20 years from 2005 to 2024 — the last year numbers are available — at least 4,913 CBP officers and Border Patrol agents have been arrested themselves, some multiple times. (In 2018 alone, a single CBP employee was arrested five times.) To put that number in perspective:

• The population of CBP agents and officers who have been arrested would make it roughly the nation’s fourth largest police department — equal to the size of the entire Philadelphia police.

• Indeed, for much of the 2010s and likely before and since, it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States.
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods. S1: archive.org/details/sctv... S2: archive.org/details/sctv... S3: archive.org/details/19-m... S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s... S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
The cast of SCTV
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 31/01/2026
Pretty bold move by the WH to post this the day after Donald Trump demanded that the IRS just hand him $10 billion (more than his total net worth) of taxpayer funds for no real reason.
White House tweet saying: 🚨 NATIONAL FRAUD ENFORCEMENT: Tasked with tackling fraudsters caught STEALING from the American people.

THere's a picture of Donald Trump with a giant: NATIONAL FRAUD ENFORCEMENT.
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ACLU of Idaho @acluidaho.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
⚠️ New bill alert: HB 557 was introduced in the Idaho legislature to ban city & county anti-discrimination protections for LGBTQ+ folks. Currently, 12 Idaho cities and two counties have these protections. We oppose this government overreach that would harm thousands of LGBTQ+ Idahoans.
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Kerith Burke @kerithburke.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
“Peace is what the powerful ask for when they don’t want to be interrupted.”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Man, I bet the NRA is going to be furious when they hear that jack-booted thugs from the federal government executed a law-abiding citizen for exercising his Second Amendment right to carry a handgun. Any second now, I'm sure. He was a white guy, if that helps? Hello? NRA?
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 15/01/2026
So, if I'm following all this correctly, a bunch of internet shitposters who spent years screaming "don't tread on me" and warning about federal agents stomping out people's rights... have been hired as ICE agents to go around breaking into people's homes, kidnapping & shooting them
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I don't know what her religious views were and of course that's not the point, but this is what actual Christian martyrdom looks like.
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Ian Bassin @ianbassin.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Current DOJ use of force policy states that even if the ICE officer did what Trump, Vance and others are claiming he did, that's still not allowed. From the policy here: www.justice.gov/archives/ag/...
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Mia Sato @miasato.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We're going to be using this gif a lot in the coming weeks
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a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We had a good run
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Next time someone says they don’t have to apologize for being white anymore, ask them to tell about the most recent time they were forced to apologize for being white and who made them do it.
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CatDaMaMa @catdamama.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
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USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 20/12/2025
This has been said a million different times and ways and it never seems to penetrate but I’ll try again: Using AI to “do” art isn’t possible. Art is not the process of coming up with a good idea to get started and then executing it flawlessly in the style of someone you admire.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 24/11/2025
Note—every time a Federal judge rules against Trump, Trump claims "the judge is usurping the President's power." That's a lie. Judge's don't "usurp" POTUS's power—they enforce Constitutional & Congressional limits on power. Wannabe kings don't like it, but that's how separation of powers works.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
starting to realize how difficult it is to avoid all the nazi discourse i think it is because of all the nazis
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 04/10/2025
This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.
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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 03/10/2025
Reopening the government isn’t a Republican priority. Protecting Trump from the release of the Epstein files is.
Screenshot of a tweet from the House Press Gallery: "The Chair announced the Speaker's designation of Tuesday, Oct. 7 through Monday, Oct. 13 as a district work period."
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Joan McCarter @joanmccarter.com · 27/09/2025
Happening now in war ravaged Portland: the city's Parks and Recreation Department (the most subversive of all government entities, is giving away trees.
Registration desk at the City of Portland's yard tree giveaway event.A green sign from the City of Portland noting the exit from it's tree giveaway event, thanking participants for planting a tree.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The need to silence your critics only reveals how weak and fragile you are.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 18/09/2025
Disney learned nothing from Andor.
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Ellen Datlow @datlow.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Let ABC know how you feel about their bowing to the thugs in power and cancelling Jimmy Kimmel's show: support.abc.com/hc/en-us/req...
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Submit a request – ABC
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Acts of political violence aren’t acceptable. Non-political school shootings aren’t acceptable. Sacking the legislature isn’t acceptable. Military occupation of peaceful American cities isn’t acceptable. Abductions conducted in courthouse hallways by masked agents of the state aren’t acceptable.
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