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Mr Creosote

@mr-creosote.bsky.social
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Occasional noisemonger* Local techy fixit person Bartender extraordinaire *the most recent noise I mongered: ufferndaith.bandcamp.com/album/cyn-ddued-ffwc Don't DM, if you want to message me, contact: armyofgayunicorns@gmail.com

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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 8h
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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Mark Zuckerberg is leading us a merry dance: the Stephen Collins cartoon
Whatever next …
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Mr Creosote @mr-creosote.bsky.social · 9h
apparently the tories overestimated the cost of net zero by £500 billion because of a spreadsheet error. they meant to exaggerate it by £5000 billion
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 07/10/2026
Tag.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I Don't Sleep Well (Title)
I Don't Sleep Well. The title is rendered in biological looking script. The action takes place in the cross section of an apartment, where the characters are in front of a large window  with the angle such that we are looking down on to the street. Insect arms reach out to a woman, whose silhouette is replicated behind her. The moon shines down.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
A PSA style comic
Big text at the top says
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
Call 1-888-SKELETON today"

In the center, there's a concerned looking person holding a phone while skeletons that look sort of like the skeletons from the Silly Symphonies cartoon The Skeleton Dance dance in the background.
The person says to the phone
"is this 1-888-skeleton?"
"Yes, we have skeleton," comes the reply.
"I don't understand- do you get rid of the skeletons or bring more skeletons?"
"Yes," says the operator.
"What? D... D... Damnit," says the caller.

Big text at the bottom says "operators are standing by! Call now!"
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Mr Creosote @mr-creosote.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They say the coward dies a thousand deaths, the hero dies but one. Presuming that cowards tend towards slightly higher than average life expectancy, that works out at roughly one imaginary death per month, vs the single, violent and premature death experienced by the hero. Doesn't sound too bad.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely 💯
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wonder how much of this image is lost to time, I hope none of it it’s my favorite image to describe modernity
I voted leave….but now I’ve got 10,000 SEX ARSES stuck at Calais! A Sun exclusive from 2016 or 17 idk
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FINALLY!!! Something I’m good at!
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Mr Creosote @mr-creosote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if you don't do your pooping on company time, you're basically a scab.
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Mr Creosote @mr-creosote.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's bandcamp Friday, which is a great excuse to spam the Welsh language industrial black metal (yes) EP a mate and I made a few years ago. That's me doing the screeching, drum programming, samples and production, my mate wrote the lyrics, came up with the riffs and played the guitar
ufferndaith.bandcamp.com
Cyn Ddued â Ffwc, by Ufferndaith
6 track album
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We're repeatedly told that asylum seekers pose a threat to the good people of our country... Reading about the threatening and violent treatment of elderly and open minded locals in Crowborough I get the impression that the real threat comes from closer to home. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
On Facebook and other platforms, people
who are known to support the asylum
seekers have been threatened with acid
attacks, petrol bombs and rape. The dossier.
which has been seen by the Guardian, also
claims that several local businesses have
been threatened by far-right agitators, along
with a church where some asylum seekers
worship. One man was punched in the throat
after he held up a "Love Thy Neighbour"
sign, while an elderly couple were falsely
accused of supporting sex offenders. In yet
another case, a 92-year-old church volunteer
was reportedly woken at 3am for two nights
in a row by a man standing outside her
home, shining a torch through her window
and shouting abuse
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Spencer Sunshine @transform6789.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My “A Short History of Nazi-Satanism,” the first comprehensive overview of Nazi-Satanism, is finally out! Runs from the 1970s alliances b/t the Church of Satan & neo-Nazi groups thru today’s Order of Nine Angles and NVE. Link for PDF download. (captcha req) escholarship.org/uc/item/1f57...
image of 6 pentagrams around the text "A Short History of Nazi-Satanism - see link above"
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
15.00 FILM: THE FIFTH SENSE
Unnecessary prequel about a young boy who discovers he has the very normal ability to smell things.
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Dr Jeremy Walker @jeremywalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#Atlas Info request: does anyone know of any research critically investigating the Atlas Network planted ‘partner’ think tanks in Japan, Indonesia, India, Korea, Phillipines, Malaysia and elsewhere in Asia? If so pls do drop me a link or reference below!
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
discography
A cd with a picture of a man laying down wearing only socks and making a suggestive face. The title of the album is "Carl Shunt
For real piss drinkers only"
the album has a bunch of discount stickers on it, all the way down to 50 cents.
Under it is another album by Carl Shunt, featuring him wearing a turtle neck, titled
"I have ruined my life. I shouldn't have spent my life savings recording an album about drinking pee. I don't know why I thought that was a good idea."
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Emma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Worrying scenes in the Channel today, for all interested in asylum policy and maritime tactics. A small boat from Normandy spent more than 30 hours at sea. Those on board now on their 2nd rescue vessel as Border Force forced to play cat and mouse with far-right activists who have their own boat.
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ha haaaaaaaaaa
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Mr Creosote @mr-creosote.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
who would have the means to mass manufacture flat packed, biodegradable piss pots, printed with useful information about unionising and worker's rights, which could be left out for delivery drivers who aren't allowed a piss break?
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Pluralistic: Everybody pees (15 Sep 2026) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9 October 2001
9 October 2001
Oh my God, this War On Terrorism is gonna rule! I can't wait until the war is over and there's no more terrorism!
1 know! Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?
It'll be just like that!
www.mnftiu.cc
Right! God, if only that War On Drugs hadn't been so effective! | could really use some fucking mariJuana right now!
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
PLEASE don't give your personal information to Meat.Ai: The App That Turns You Into Meat.
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Mr Creosote @mr-creosote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
great to see that burnham has clarified that the same conditions should apply for a referendum on Scottish independence as for Irish reunification, meaning neither country is any the wiser about exactly what would actually constitute conditions for triggering a referendum. so cheers for that.
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Jessident_Evil.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hi friends, There's a fairly high chance I'm going to be made redundant in the not too distant future which will have a serious impact on my finances, so I'm going to need a little mutual aid. That said I don't love asking for help, so instead please commission my #art! forms.gle/1nvBcok3GpE6...
finished half body commission of a man with scaggly hair and scarred features holding a tablet and wearing a togawork in progress grey scale art of a woman in a big flowy dress work in progress headshot greyscale art of a scarred womanwork in progress greyscale art of a muscly woman firing lightning from her fingers dramatically
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A bully shouts "fight me, loser" at a random guy. The guy holds up a Pokéball to which the bully replies "a Pokéball? What are you? Some sort of asshole?" The man puts the pokéball up to his forehead, closes his eyes and says "Bees... I choose you!" The man throws the pokéball and a swarm of bees emerge, stinging the fleeing assailant.
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bluey Theroux As requested by Alex Charles Painted on Microsoft Paint
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
An RNLI lifeboat guy here, and as I’ve been saying for many years now: why is it that the public have been subjected to hate campaigns against hated enemies including rescue services, Stonewall, Amnesty International, the left of the Labour Party, the National Trust, the Proms and Match of the Day?
Fr Paul @revpaulwhite • 1h
Let me tell you about the Overton window:
A white, middle-aged, middle-class, clergyman in the Church of England, who volunteers with the Royal National Lifeboat Institution is a radical leftist seeking to bring down Western society.
That is how far it has shifted.
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NationCymru @nation.cymru · 08/09/2026
A major project has been launched to restore more than 1,600 hectares of habitats in an Eryri valley where some threatened species are at risk of disappearing
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Major project launched to restore 1,600 hectares of Eryri landscape
Nation.Cymru staff A major project has been launched to restore more than 1,600 hectares of habitats in an Eryri valley where some threatened species are at risk of disappearing. The Natur i Bobl Nant...
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Laura Webster @lauraewebster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it.
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Mr Creosote @mr-creosote.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"legitimate concerns" would make a great name for a skinhead band that everyone knows is well dodgy, has lots of fash mates, but claims to be apolitical and just really loves their country
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Natural results, out of this world cognition.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As you watch the fun scenes at this Reform conference, remember: these are the people Morgan McSweeney thought he could win over with flags and performative cruelty, to secure Labour as the natural party of government. Nobody who matters said: But surely that is a disastrously stupid idea.
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
just stop oil protesters got five years in jail for *planning* to do this to the M25.
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Natur Cymru @naturcymru.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
September is the start of pupping season for Grey Seals in Wales. Help protect pups on beaches by: Keeping your distance- stay 100m away Putting your dog on a lead Most pups alone on beaches are fine, and being cared for by their mothers.
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Mr Creosote @mr-creosote.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I can't say black velvet sounds that appealing, but if it'll make a pint of Guinness cheaper by watering it down with Champaigne I'll give it a bash
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nigel Farage filmed celebrating illegal foreign donations Undercover footage reveals plot to break the law by funnelling offshore funds through a UK donor. Donations funded a series of widely reported polls boosting Reform ahead of the local elections channel4news.substack.com/p/exclusive-...
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Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Looks like scandals involving Cambridge academics are back on the menu boys
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Mr Creosote @mr-creosote.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
sec. 230, or similar legislation in other countries, stopped applying the day facebook switched to a non-chronological feed. a social media feed is not user generated content. it's an algorithmic collage or montage of user generated content, which should not be subject to the same legal protections.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Timeless... Elegant... Discreet...
a doodle of a woman with what looks like a cigarette in her mouth, leaning against a brick wall with the words "timeless... elegant... discreet... little poison dart guns that look like cigarettes. From general electric."
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R.U. Sirius @rusirius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
seen on fbook this morning. don't be naughty now
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Mr Creosote @mr-creosote.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's long past time that we stopped framing climate change in terms of inaction. it's the same passive voice propaganda trick as saying someone 'died in an explosion' rather than 'was killed by a bomb'. Everything that led us to this point is the result of conscious, deliberate actions and choices.
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Mr Creosote @mr-creosote.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
nathan cofnas was a DEI hire
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Matthew Gyamtso (Jee) @freedomforall.net · 24/08/2026
The most hated chart in the fossil fuel industries.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Mr Creosote @mr-creosote.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the career ladder is the path of the coward. the true path of the warrior is to be the low level guy who can't get fired, because you know how to switch the router off and on again.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I complain about headlines a lot but this is art.
metro.co.uk
Biggar Penis Woods get the chop after getting blown too much
'It's not just any woodland, it's a penis-shaped woodland, visible from the motorway.'
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Mr Creosote @mr-creosote.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
jasonstanleyantifascist.substack.com
It sure looks like Jason Arday was horrifically wronged (based on citation data)
The media’s profound ignorance of academia is a problem
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 21/08/2026
NEWS! TripAdvisor to add filter removing reviews from morons newsthump.com/2026/08/21/t...
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TripAdvisor to add filter removing reviews from morons
Popular travel website TripAdvisor is introducing a revolutionary new filter allowing users to hide reviews written by complete and total idiots.
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Mr Creosote @mr-creosote.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
bylinetimes.com/2026/08/18/t...
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The Peter Thiel-Linked Race Science Network that Penetrated Cambridge University and Targeted Jason Arday
The media's coverage of the academic's life was fuelled by the campaign of an established far-right network
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