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@surtic.bsky.social
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the trans daughter of a lesbian household a cryptid with alleged cher vibes many slurs in a trenchcoat megachurch cultist an actual fucking genius absolute twat angel 🏳️‍⚧️♀️

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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 8h
RIP Samara 💔
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 8h
Important thread.
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 19h
Chat it happened again.
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 22h
so i exported this into a windows .exe and booted it up on my gaming rig and chat i appear to have made a videogame this is so fuckin' cool i don't care i'm so happy :D
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
more gamedev updates on Ravenvale btw, i've mostly been making sure the movement is tight and responsive and the animations function as intended, and adding in some new states.
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
behold! move videogame development - Now there's double jumps, wall jumps, a bit more responsiveness, working animations and a rest function that I'm going to tie into restoring HP. RIP pink debug rectangle you would have loved pixel sword lady.
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I'm going to play a game :)" - me, taking a little break from applying for jobs. "sounds like a productive use of your time >:(((((" - girlfriend, who's trying to explain how Taylor Swift's music hasn't performed as well as it should streams wise.
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the FN P90 is the most tranny coded firearm in existence btw
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
behold! move videogame development - Now there's double jumps, wall jumps, a bit more responsiveness, working animations and a rest function that I'm going to tie into restoring HP. RIP pink debug rectangle you would have loved pixel sword lady.
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
>get fucked over by public transport being unreliable for years >move into the city so i don't have to commute >get a call from a recruitment agency >we're thinking about shortlisting you >ask for the details >it's a two hour round trip minimum fuck sake
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to go to sleep, but I am laying on my back. I cannot sleep on my back. "Can't you just sleep on your side?" Impossible. A small cat has decided I am her bed, and it would break my heart to move her.
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so while i'm horribly unemployed I've set about the task of learning godot to make my own videogame. BEHOLD, the first look at Ravenvale.
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm sorry but if you... *checks notes* stay hydrated then you should die actually. It's not hard, peasants.
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so while i'm horribly unemployed I've set about the task of learning godot to make my own videogame. BEHOLD, the first look at Ravenvale.
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 22/08/2026
by day shes staceying out, but by night her truth comes out
animorph style cover of the bimbo stacey character transforming into a brick
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know what a Borg is, they come in cubes.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We can win this - but only with your help. linktr.ee/HSP_6thGreenMP
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
chat i'm beginning to suspect america might not be the good guys
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Slurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A scene from Aliens. A xenomorph is coming out of the water behind an unsuspecting Newt.
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Someone who isn't in our D&D campaign please talk to my girlfriend about it so she can tell you the plot and all the little things she has planned I am worried she might actually explode otherwise.
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Lisa Coombes @cutscore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A jacked cat
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I need you to understand that Koshka is insanely jacked. She is dench. A unit.
Koshka the Russian Blue kitten and her absolutely JACKED physique.
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Quasit has spent the past half hour headbutting me and purring like a maniac btw. It's ok you can be jealous.
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's getting to that time of year where I think I'm good enough at StarCraft to play ranked matches properly despite having not played seriously in a very very very long time.
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
thanks for the heads up
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
a goose chasing ed sheeran for trying to "both sides" a position on genocide
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"if you keep pointing out the flaws in democrats then my support of your community will be withdrawn forever" cool conditional allyship, very neat
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i just realised bsky absolutely fucked the compression on this one <_>
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Late night art practice turned into pixel art experimenting. I think I'll finish this tomorrow.
WIP pixel art of an old knight past his prime
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy anniversary to this all time Bsky moderation moment.
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We used to have lots of moths in the flat and now we do not. Anyway here's Koshka.
Koshka, russian blue kitten and resident moth hunter.
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wu Tang is for the children.
youtu.be
Protect Ya Neck (Explicit Version - Official Video)
YouTube video by WuTangClanVEVO
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wait imagine how wide Charlie's neck is after an entire year of rotting in a box lol
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ok heroes, what's your super powers! "Laser eyes and flying!" "Super strength!" "Lord of the Seas!" Ok great! How about you, Chloe #846627283? "... I uh... I get to do admin 9-5 with an ok healthcare package?" No no, not your secret identity, your super power! "Th..- that's it." Oh.
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Liz @ladylizthelazy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think it's quite telling that the fantasy of a trans woman coming out as trans and getting to keep her job is the main theme of the trans femme spiderman memes etc I've seen lately
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the psycho terf groups are starting to have their eyes drift towards diy hrt resources again - so it's a good time to remember that under no circumstances in no world whatsoever for the rest of time should you talk to journalists, especially regarding anything related to diy hormones.
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Kim Myatt⁷ @ysvyri.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New painting! 💖✨ "The world is full of magic things, patiently waiting for our senses to grow sharper.” — W. B. Yeats
A dreamy digital painting of a woman surrounded by oversized pink and coral tulips, set against a deep blue, star-speckled background. She looks upward with a calm, contemplative expression as the flowers curve around her, creating a surreal, magical atmosphere.
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wearing the Amazon Fake boobs Silicone Breastplate Fake breasts forms B-I Cup Silicone breast plates Transgender Cosplay Drag Queen (Ivory, B cup cotton filler) to shit on trans people to Rebel News:
Another angle of Poilievre speaking to Rebel News with a huge pair of milkers straining his Saskatchewan jersey
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i think a lot of transphobes are generally mad because much of the trans experience is learning to love yourself and they're incapable of doing that
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"so there's this job we think you'd be great for" Yes go on "To get it you need to go through a training course and a shadowing period, and then we can put you forwards for it." Ok so this is a pitch for a training course to get a shot at an interview? "Yes" What are the fees? "£2000 upfront"
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James Miller @reelmiller.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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a picture from the NY Post titled "today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around. 

Special guest Jimmy Barnes from the "cowboy in the sky screaming" meme is now joined by the onlooking Ghost of The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
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James Miller @reelmiller.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Obligatory
a picture from the NY Post titled "today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around. 

Now with special guest Jimmy Barnes from the "cowboy in the sky screaming" meme.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fjdjhdjdh this is phenomenal
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I've missed the sounds of a Yorkshire gay man yelling IYUH DARLIN down the length of a bar 😌
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Say what you want about Leeds but you can still get a good pint for sub £4 here.
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echerry @echerryart.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Katherine Lam @ LBX 431 @katherinelam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
perhaps the final "today in Jess Does IT" for a hot minute: User locked out of account because they refused to authorise their login with MFA blames IT for their troubles, cites deadlines. Sucks to suck, I guess?
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