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Marcus Johnson

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Late Gen X. Author Blu Rays for OCN Distribution and occasionally Vinegar Syndrome. No I can't tell you about the upcoming releases. They / Them

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mondays? Fuck that shit!!
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hmmm Sam Altman reminds me of a certain other dystopian business exec obsessed with the illegal procurement of Hugging Face
Paul Reiser's slimy business executive character Carter Burke in the movie Aliens
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Can't wait for this scene
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to catch a predator but Chris Hansen is hungry af
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If I understand the trailer correctly, in this scene the mom is telling young Steve Gutenberg that his father just became in POW in the Vietnam War. So, yeah... 🤷
A teenage boy and his mother are standing in a very modern kitchen with a flat screen television on the wall behind them. In the background Dan Lauria and a young boy sit at a table in in a breakfast book.
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Architect Sketch | Monty Python (Official Sketch)
YouTube video by Monty Python
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I consider myself a very tolerant woman, able to accept and even value cultural practices and behaviors that I am not initially familiar with. There are many ways to be. But damnit, y'all, lavalier mics are supposed to go on your *lapel!* Stop holding them in front of your mouth in videos!
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
120 MINUTES was an absolute oasis in pre-internet pop culture. So many bands that you could ONLY find there (TV-wise) became ubiquitous online later (and relatively recently). A pioneer. consequence.net/2026/07/dave...
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Dave Kendall, Creator and Host of MTV's 120 Minutes, Has Died
Dave Kendall, creator and former host of MTV’s 120 Minutes, has died.
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Alexandra Heller-Nicholas @horrornonna.com · 29/06/2026
My 2026 has been a divorce-shaped Stygian nightmare of housing insecurity, drifting between Airbnbs, couchsurfing + housesitting. But the goddess just blessed me with my own tiny apartment! I need to move/furnish it for myself + kid almost from scratch: a humble call for help if you can to do so!
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Video Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Apologies, we for got the alt text! Here it is.
This is unfortunate news for those who still prefer buying games on physical media, and is certainly a hit to consumer rights, the resale market, and game creators whose businesses rely on the physical market. But from the perspective of professional preservationists, this doesn't have as much of an impact as you might expect.

The reality is that the vast majority of video games produced over the last two decades were not made for dedicated home video game consoles, let alone pressed to physical media. And even when they were released on physical media, a day-one digital patch was all but guaranteed, meaning that even though a disc is preserving data in an accessible way, it may not represent the game that people actually played. Museums and archives have been preparing for this future for a while, with the expectation that putting discs on a shelf isn't going to be a long-term solution for preserving new games.

What continues to baffle us is what the industry expects institutions like ours to do about it. If platform owners are deciding to eliminate physical media and older digital storefronts, then we'd also like to see trade groups like the Entertainment Software Association offer meaningful solutions for archives and museums to legally preserve digital-only content and make it accessible for research. Everyone agrees this is a serious problem, but the ESA has repeatedly opposed the efforts of cultural heritage institutions to reform digital copy protection laws to make it easier to do this work. The industry needs to meaningfully come to the table on this issue, because asking museums to download a copy of Grand Theft Auto VI and hope it'll run in 50 years is not a preservation solution.
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Kim Sokol (Open for Commissions/Freelance!) @kimsokol.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Right now the world is full of people who want to code and write and paint and film stuff and people who want to play and read and look at and watch stuff and nobody is allowed to do any of that because some unrelated third guy isn't making enough money off the deal
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demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
all this talk about DISCLOSURE DAY and no one's discussed the weird way he ties it into E.T. at the end?
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Yes, but only because my son is an agent of chaos and periodically attempts to use it for fun.
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Péter Magyar's victory in Hungary makes me think that we need a Democratic presidential candidate named John American
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Alexandra Heller-Nicholas @horrornonna.com · 31/03/2026
I am loath to do this, but I need your help. My 20+ year marriage has unexpectedly imploded. There's a kid involved. Aside from Lupus, Autism and a shitty 2009 Mazda, I have nothing. Things are fairly desperate right now, so if you can help out now in any way at all I'd be really grateful ❤️
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."
Fern Brady wearing a camera helmet on Taskmaster and opening the task, which has a red wax seal, and reading the contents. She has a purple set of coveralls on as well, which is just fun.
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Pride Ott 🦦 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The belief in trans rights entering the median voters body as Trump makes gas cost $8/gallon
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winnie the pooh is sitting on the floor in a room
ALT: winnie the pooh is sitting on the floor in a room
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Looked into this more and I think they might have made them to keep up morale for the cast and crew? The shoot started in late March 1983 and didn't finish until early February 1984, so maybe they made these as gifts at the beginning of 1984 to be like "we're almost there, it will be worth it"
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
congrats to CBS
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
How long until we get a video with Olivia Reingold in a terrible wig doing a Scott Pelley impression
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I'm pretty sure this is the first time one of my film restorations has shown up on RiffTrax. It's all been worth it.
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I am so absolutely lost by all the agreement to this. I was born in 1979 and was absolutely raised with technology from the word go. We had an inexpensive Commodore computer when I was 3, my suburban New Jersey public school taught us Logo programming in 1st grade on an Apple II,
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
"I author Blu-Rays for a living." "They still make those?"
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
The "Where's My Wife" Fit

Featuring 4 protaganists all wearing Jeans, A green / dark shirt, and bomber overcoat.

James Sunderland
Sebastian Castellanos
Alan Wake
Ethan Winters
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
Polymarket tweets: "BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals."

Laura Loomer replies: "You know things are bad when you can't tell if this is real or a joke. 

Dear God. It's real. Isn't it?"
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
@mrholness.bsky.social if there is any way that we could convince you to read this as Garth Marenghi the people of BlueSky would be grateful
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I guess I'm one of the only weirdos that remembers they've been selling this since 2019? Although I think it was online only until very recently
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Charmin's new 'Forever Roll' is a massive roll of toilet paper targeted at millennial customers
Procter & Gamble's Charmin is giving millennials their own spin on a ubiquitous consumer good. The company's new "Forever Roll" offers users a month's supply of toilet paper — all in one giant roll. T...
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 06/10/2025
Obama won in part because people were sick and tired of Bush’s approach to governance, including the attacks on civil liberties and starting illegal And Obama promised change and then didn’t even stop the abuses of executive power If you want to ask how we got here, we can’t memory hole that
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Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Pietà Michelangelo, 1498-1499
A man being held by the gigantic Bucee Beaver outside the store
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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a close up of a man 's face with the words inconceivable written on it .
Alt: a close up of Wallace Shawn's face from The Princess Bride with the words inconceivable written on it .
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si oppington ☣️ @stillwellgray.ca · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band
The word Windsor knot in the Slipknot font implying that a Windsor knot is less than a slip knot
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: Front241
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
“Do we like Damien? We like Damien, don’t we? It’s all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes he’s not very nice to us, but it is for him, it’s really all for Damien.”
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CPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
In our near term Snowcrash future, disaster operations in Texas will be contracted out to HEB. For the rest of the south it will go to waffle house
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Been watching a lot of Kitchen Nightmares recently to distract myself from the horrors, and I've decided the show's basic premise is "men would rather sink $1 million into a restaurant than go to therapy"
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
For some reason I heard this in the Law & Order VO guy's voice
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Sadly you're only allowed to use the "scrambled eggs" version of Yesterday though
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
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a balcony with a white railing and a window
Alt: Carol Burnett in her iconic Gone with the Wind parody, "Went With the Wind." Shenis wearing a dress made out of curtains and the curtain rod is visible across her shoulders
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal." That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
What I mean when I say I want masculinity without toxicity
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The 17 models that help me with my research
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a group of women standing next to each other in black dresses with orange belts
Alt: a group of women standing next to each other in black dresses with orange belts. From Robert Palmer's Simply Irresistible video
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Wait, I know this one
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HBO intro 1983
YouTube video by archivefilms
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
People seem to forget the (multiple) episodes of Star Trek where all the people who programmed the computer running their society died and their children were so dumb they started worshipping the computer as a god
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
"Meanwhile, every version of "Braindead" eludes German audiences, where it remains illegal to present to the public." This is a funny misunderstanding of the situation in Germany because, sure, it's technically illegal to distribute it there, the worst that happens is they confiscate the copies.
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Peter Jackson's Original Cut Of This Banned Horror Movie Is Still Impossible To Watch - SlashFilm
Peter Jackson has promised a restoration of his gory horror-comedy with the cut he intended, but until then, his original vision is a mystery.
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Probably the only time in history where you could make a movie whose entire premise was "remember 11 years ago? That was way better than now, right?"
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Reminds me of a horror movie I saw where the writers didn't understand how classic (tank) water heaters work and it totally pulled me out of the movie
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
JON WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INDUSTRIAL BAGEL?
Skinny Poppy
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Okay, I'm not going to subtweet anyone here, but after trying to explain (just via my best guess, working in this industry) what's going on here, and why the storage business can't "just sell" this film... I get why all the librarians hate when those dumpsters full of books posts come up.
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
ME: Hahaha! Time to enjoy another new Nick Lutsko banger about Gremlins 3, Dan Bongino, or Ernest P. Worrell. Now, let me just make sure my six-month-old son is tightly held in my arms and not going anywhere as I hit play... Let's laugh! Not cry, of course!
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