Reposted by Marcus JohnsonJaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Mondays? Fuck that shit!! 1103
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonCorey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026hmmm Sam Altman reminds me of a certain other dystopian business exec obsessed with the illegal procurement of Hugging Face 640789
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Can't wait for this sceneyoutube.comto catch a predator but Chris Hansen is hungry afYouTube video by Kevin Sanji 010
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If I understand the trailer correctly, in this scene the mom is telling young Steve Gutenberg that his father just became in POW in the Vietnam War. So, yeah... 🤷 000
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026youtube.comArchitect Sketch | Monty Python (Official Sketch)YouTube video by Monty Python 010
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonJadzia Axelrod 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I consider myself a very tolerant woman, able to accept and even value cultural practices and behaviors that I am not initially familiar with. There are many ways to be. But damnit, y'all, lavalier mics are supposed to go on your *lapel!* Stop holding them in front of your mouth in videos! 1123936
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonPhil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026120 MINUTES was an absolute oasis in pre-internet pop culture. So many bands that you could ONLY find there (TV-wise) became ubiquitous online later (and relatively recently). A pioneer. consequence.net/2026/07/dave...consequence.netDave Kendall, Creator and Host of MTV's 120 Minutes, Has DiedDave Kendall, creator and former host of MTV’s 120 Minutes, has died. 51444358
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonAlexandra Heller-Nicholas @horrornonna.com · 29/06/2026My 2026 has been a divorce-shaped Stygian nightmare of housing insecurity, drifting between Airbnbs, couchsurfing + housesitting. But the goddess just blessed me with my own tiny apartment! I need to move/furnish it for myself + kid almost from scratch: a humble call for help if you can to do so!ko-fi.comSupport Alexandra Heller-NicholasSupport Alexandra Heller-Nicholas 11168137
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonVideo Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Apologies, we for got the alt text! Here it is. 3573185
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonKim Sokol (Open for Commissions/Freelance!) @kimsokol.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Right now the world is full of people who want to code and write and paint and film stuff and people who want to play and read and look at and watch stuff and nobody is allowed to do any of that because some unrelated third guy isn't making enough money off the deal 166812662
Reposted by Marcus Johnsondemi adejuyigbe @electrolemon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026all this talk about DISCLOSURE DAY and no one's discussed the weird way he ties it into E.T. at the end? 141405251
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonMossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game? 222342838
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Yes, but only because my son is an agent of chaos and periodically attempts to use it for fun. 010
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Péter Magyar's victory in Hungary makes me think that we need a Democratic presidential candidate named John American 030
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonAlexandra Heller-Nicholas @horrornonna.com · 31/03/2026I am loath to do this, but I need your help. My 20+ year marriage has unexpectedly imploded. There's a kid involved. Aside from Lupus, Autism and a shitty 2009 Mazda, I have nothing. Things are fairly desperate right now, so if you can help out now in any way at all I'd be really grateful ❤️ko-fi.comSupport Alexandra Heller-NicholasSupport Alexandra Heller-Nicholas 40451500
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16/03/2026"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins." 6457261302
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonPride Ott 🦦 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 09/03/2026The belief in trans rights entering the median voters body as Trump makes gas cost $8/gallonmedia.tenor.comwinnie the pooh is sitting on the floor in a roomALT: winnie the pooh is sitting on the floor in a room 52346534
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Looked into this more and I think they might have made them to keep up morale for the cast and crew? The shoot started in late March 1983 and didn't finish until early February 1984, so maybe they made these as gifts at the beginning of 1984 to be like "we're almost there, it will be worth it" 010
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 23/12/2025How long until we get a video with Olivia Reingold in a terrible wig doing a Scott Pelley impression 030
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I'm pretty sure this is the first time one of my film restorations has shown up on RiffTrax. It's all been worth it. 010
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025I am so absolutely lost by all the agreement to this. I was born in 1979 and was absolutely raised with technology from the word go. We had an inexpensive Commodore computer when I was 3, my suburban New Jersey public school taught us Logo programming in 1st grade on an Apple II, 120
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 01/12/2025"I author Blu-Rays for a living." "They still make those?" 020
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 24/11/2025 4349811867
Reposted by Marcus Johnsonderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/11/2025when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor 366161063079
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 18/11/2025@mrholness.bsky.social if there is any way that we could convince you to read this as Garth Marenghi the people of BlueSky would be grateful 14818
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I guess I'm one of the only weirdos that remembers they've been selling this since 2019? Although I think it was online only until very recentlycnbc.comCharmin's new 'Forever Roll' is a massive roll of toilet paper targeted at millennial customersProcter & Gamble's Charmin is giving millennials their own spin on a ubiquitous consumer good. The company's new "Forever Roll" offers users a month's supply of toilet paper — all in one giant roll. T... 010
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 06/10/2025Obama won in part because people were sick and tired of Bush’s approach to governance, including the attacks on civil liberties and starting illegal And Obama promised change and then didn’t even stop the abuses of executive power If you want to ask how we got here, we can’t memory hole that 12717101
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonJason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Pietà Michelangelo, 1498-1499 3857181606
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 31/08/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the words inconceivable written on it .Alt: a close up of Wallace Shawn's face from The Princess Bride with the words inconceivable written on it . 010
Reposted by Marcus Johnsonsi oppington ☣️ @stillwellgray.ca · 13/08/2025Slightly diminish a band 16811
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonPope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Slightly diminish a band: Front241 2133
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonRob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 05/08/2025“Do we like Damien? We like Damien, don’t we? It’s all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes he’s not very nice to us, but it is for him, it’s really all for Damien.” 10739198
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonCPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 08/07/2025In our near term Snowcrash future, disaster operations in Texas will be contracted out to HEB. For the rest of the south it will go to waffle house 26914
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Been watching a lot of Kitchen Nightmares recently to distract myself from the horrors, and I've decided the show's basic premise is "men would rather sink $1 million into a restaurant than go to therapy" 010
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 01/07/2025For some reason I heard this in the Law & Order VO guy's voice 000
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Sadly you're only allowed to use the "scrambled eggs" version of Yesterday though 000
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 27/06/2025media.tenor.coma balcony with a white railing and a windowAlt: Carol Burnett in her iconic Gone with the Wind parody, "Went With the Wind." Shenis wearing a dress made out of curtains and the curtain rod is visible across her shoulders 000
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonKumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 16/06/2025I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal." That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water. 1405359625843
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 16/06/2025What I mean when I say I want masculinity without toxicity 5675622260
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025The 17 models that help me with my researchmedia.tenor.coma group of women standing next to each other in black dresses with orange beltsAlt: a group of women standing next to each other in black dresses with orange belts. From Robert Palmer's Simply Irresistible video 030
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Wait, I know this oneyoutu.beHBO intro 1983YouTube video by archivefilms 020
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 05/06/2025People seem to forget the (multiple) episodes of Star Trek where all the people who programmed the computer running their society died and their children were so dumb they started worshipping the computer as a god 061
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 04/06/2025"Meanwhile, every version of "Braindead" eludes German audiences, where it remains illegal to present to the public." This is a funny misunderstanding of the situation in Germany because, sure, it's technically illegal to distribute it there, the worst that happens is they confiscate the copies.slashfilm.comPeter Jackson's Original Cut Of This Banned Horror Movie Is Still Impossible To Watch - SlashFilmPeter Jackson has promised a restoration of his gory horror-comedy with the cut he intended, but until then, his original vision is a mystery. 110
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Probably the only time in history where you could make a movie whose entire premise was "remember 11 years ago? That was way better than now, right?" 130
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Reminds me of a horror movie I saw where the writers didn't understand how classic (tank) water heaters work and it totally pulled me out of the movie 020
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonWoltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 27/04/2025JON WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INDUSTRIAL BAGEL? 331153311
Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Okay, I'm not going to subtweet anyone here, but after trying to explain (just via my best guess, working in this industry) what's going on here, and why the storage business can't "just sell" this film... I get why all the librarians hate when those dumpsters full of books posts come up. 150
Reposted by Marcus JohnsonJustin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 23/04/2025ME: Hahaha! Time to enjoy another new Nick Lutsko banger about Gremlins 3, Dan Bongino, or Ernest P. Worrell. Now, let me just make sure my six-month-old son is tightly held in my arms and not going anywhere as I hit play... Let's laugh! Not cry, of course! 0382