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@mountainflerken.bsky.social
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mountainflerken @mountainflerken.bsky.social · 9h
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Couch Burning in Yard
Alt: Couch Burning in Yard
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 09/10/2026
New "Bandido is our special little guy because he is a precious baby angel who must be protected at all costs" content just dropped.
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mountainflerken @mountainflerken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ooh this is how I found out! Sweet!
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What’s funny about his new hair color is that he’s in the Epstein files more than anyone else
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus
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Julie Cohen ❌👑 @filmmakerjulie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Raise your hopeful voice. You have a choice." RIP Glen Hansard www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8mt...
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Glen Hansard, Marketa Irglova - Falling Slowly (Official Video)
YouTube video by GlenHansardVEVO
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/07/2026
one of my favorite lenses for looking at american history is “country shaped by successive generations of people experiencing religious psychosis”
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I haven’t seen a team play this badly after the president butted in where he wasn’t wanted since the Knicks.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 23/06/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through 6/26, enjoy free standard shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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occasionally subtle @occasionallysubtle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
😇😇😇
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mountainflerken @mountainflerken.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Name a show that you are positive no one remembers but you (I can still remember both theme songs)
DVD collection cover for the tv series “Dear John…”DVD collection cover for the tv series “Grand”
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mountainflerken @mountainflerken.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
🌰 That’s NUTS!!! 🌰
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mountainflerken @mountainflerken.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Oh that is beautiful!!!
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Arrietty's Joyful Twirl
ALT: Arrietty's Joyful Twirl
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
Screenshot from the paywall on a Wired article that reads: “You’ve read your last free article.”
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 31/05/2026
Sinners meme in which Stack asks Remmick "Y'all performing at the Freedom 250?" and Remmick replies "Sir."
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mountainflerken @mountainflerken.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap
Scene from Can’t Hardly Wait featuring the band LoveBürger, caption reads: “Anyone order a LoveBürger, well done?”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
😕
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mountainflerken @mountainflerken.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos already on your phone.
Sylvanian bunny holding a bottle of Malibu and a bat with the text “Today’s affirmation: Swing on em’”
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mountainflerken @mountainflerken.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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a woman in a costume is standing in front of a group of people and says `` you are all sheep ! ''
Alt: From Can’t Hardly Wait (1998) a woman is standing in front of a group of people and says `` you are all sheep ! ''
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Rose Nyland @amyjellico.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Quick, every school needs a ballroom!
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mountainflerken @mountainflerken.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I NEED to know if Bianca Belair made her Wrestlemania maternity gear 😍
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David F. Sandberg @ponysmasher.social · 14/04/2026
I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…
Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This is rather brilliant - Having Super Mario Kart Racing in your own home, the live-action version. This course features collectible LEGO figures of Mario, Luigi and the gang. The creation is part of a Rube Goldberg-style machine featured by Joseph's Machines. #mario #lego #racing #fun
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
We, as a society, need to commission @pattonoswalt.bsky.social to write a six-volume history of all the insane KFC promotions and ads of the last few decades.
A woman making out with a giant piece of fried chickenNorm MacDonald as Col Sanders, one of several dozen celebrities they had do thisA gold painted version of Col SandersCol Sanders seducing a lifesize Mrs Butterworh
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Kam Dreesen @thekamdreesen.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
That guy screaming “give him a kiss” got me good 😂 #SmackDown
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mountainflerken @mountainflerken.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I can’t choose just one.
Tweet from Rory Blank (at BoneJail): idk the only time a celebrity has ever been rude to me was Elijah Wood yelled at me that I throw baseballs like a wuss and my dad never taught me how to throw a baseball, but he was also in a dunk tank at the time and I think that changes the social contract a lotTweet from Viktor Winetrout (at Cpin42): If you see something (horses), say something ("horses")Tweet from Rebecca Makkai (at rebeccamakkai): Helpful literary criticism from my 6th grader: "If there's a dog on the cover and the book has won an award, I won't read it, because the dog definitely dies.”Tweet from James L. Sutter (at JamesLSutter): 
*gestures to my unmown yard*
"I'm choosing to let my yard grow wild, to help the pollinators."
*waves at a stack of dirty dishes*
"This, too, is for the pollinators."
*trips over a pile of dirty laundry"
"Pollinators."
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
[P] I can never choose between these two
me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you

miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!photo of TV guide cover photo of Elliott Gould posing with Grover. Caption:

Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Shout-out to every other Gen Xer that was holding their breath the entire time for the first five mintues of the launch For r e a s o n s
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Oh my God. Is it possible to overdose on schadenfreude? I don't care. Totally worth it.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit. Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit. Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose. Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 03/03/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "Someday, somewhere, someone will truly understand just how fucked up this was"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Please stop telling me how these guys are geniuses when every interview with them sounds like a 12-year-old who was held back a grade.
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Third Summers Brother @hugetinymistake.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Brody King is now canonically powered by Fuck ICE chants
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Katie Cook @katiecandraw.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
In today's installment of Old Lady Yells At Clouds:
I note saying that I believe that even if you think you have no artistic skill, I'd rather see your effort than your A.I.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
Ilhan Omar about to punch a slime bucket of a man, just an absolute potato sack looking motherfucker.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Get ready for a Democratic Party influencer blitz to convince you that replacing Greg Bovino with Tom Homan is a huge win you should be grateful for. Meanwhile here’s Tom Homan:
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
By all means, impeach Noem. But please let’s not kid ourselves that if she’s gone the problem will be solved. Someone as bad or worse would slide right in. This is so much deeper than that. #AbolishICE
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.
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bookred.bsky.social @bookred.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The terrorizing will resume as soon as the funding bill passes. It must fail.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
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Bryan Hoover @brine66.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
You’re tearing me apart, ghost(s)!
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mountainflerken @mountainflerken.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
If you see this, repost with your positive model of masculinity.
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a man wearing a fur hat and scarf says i need a dress with puffed sleeves ... for anne
ALT: a man wearing a fur hat and scarf says i need a dress with puffed sleeves ... for anne
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mountainflerken @mountainflerken.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
8pm sounds like a nightmare.
The Office. Jan: “In Spain they often don’t even start eating until midnight.”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I'm going to give you $2,000... emotionally.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
Adam Scott meets the Chicago Pope
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/11/2025
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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mountainflerken @mountainflerken.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Orange-tinted small hand guy stands in front of Rebels’ Kanan and Hera, moments before Kanan’s untimely death.
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