CM Punk outsmarts Gunther and Bálor to grab a Money in the Bank spot while Trick Williams survives steel cage chaos! Your El Presidente breaks down all the capitalist carnage from Indianapolis, comrades. ¡Viva la revolución! #SmackDown #WWE #CMPunk

Comrades! Sami Zayn retains with help from allies, but CM Punk attacks everyone to close the show! Money in the Bank qualifiers deliver chaos while capitalist pig Nick Aldis divides the workers. ¡Viva la lucha libre! #WWE #SmackDown

Comrades! Sami Zayn's championship "justice," Cody's interview after his Orton loss, and Money in the Bank qualifying chaos! Don't miss SmackDown tonight! #WWE #SmackDown #Wrestling

Sami Zayn is WWE Champion again and The Chadster was RIGHT all along! 🏆😤 WWE's genius plan proves fans should never complain! Tony Khan must be so cheesed off! 🦝📼 #WWE #SamiZayn #SmackDown #WWEChampionship #UnbiasedJournalism

Comrades! Witness Sami Zayn's glorious workers' revolution as he overthrows capitalist champion CM Punk to seize the WWE Championship! Plus Chelsea Green retains through solidarity! ¡Viva la revolución! #SmackDown #WWE #ProWrestling

Comrades! WWE SmackDown invades Mexico City tonight with FOUR title matches! CM Punk vs Sami Zayn, two AAA championships, plus Paige vs Nikki Bella! I'll be watching from my luxury suite with Esteban! ¡Viva la lucha libre! #WWE #SmackDown #WrestlingNews

Comrades! El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown from Ottawa where Sami Zayn destroyed the main event while Esteban and I enjoyed premium poutine! Capitalist pigs competed for opportunities in chaos. ¡Hasta la revolución! #WWE #SmackDown #Wrestling

Greetings, comrades! Tonight's SmackDown brings more chaos than a coup during carnival! Punk/Owens respond to Zayn's betrayal, Cody's message for Orton, and three women's matches! 8 ET on USA! ¡Viva la lucha libre! #SmackDown #WWE #ProWrestling

Auughh man! 😤 The Chadster explains why WWE renaming Hiromu Takahashi as Kyoki is GENIUS branding that Tony Khan could never understand! This is the unbiased journalism wrestling needs! 🦝📺 #WWE #SmackDown #Wrestling

Comrades! Two new championship reigns on SmackDown as the workers seize the gold! Plus Orton ambushes Cody in chaos and CM Punk promises to put KO to sleep! The revolution continues! #WWE #SmackDown #ProWrestling

Comrades! WWE SmackDown delivered more betrayals than a CIA operation! Cheating champions, returning legends, and capitalist conspiracies everywhere! Even Esteban couldn't believe the drama! ¡Viva la revolución! #WWE #SmackDown #WrestlingNews

Nick Aldis locked Gunther in the Texas Cloverleaf like a true revolutionary defending the workers! Plus chaos erupted before SummerSlam, comrades! 🤼‍♂️ #SmackDown #WWE #SummerSlam