Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Actual LOL 312440
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We should pry it from their bloodstained hands without a penny of compensation and sell the stadium to raise money for Sudanese refugees 1296
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 252248535804
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026cats when you stop them biting your plastic bags 16311
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves. 10381352830
Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 22/09/2026It's always so funny to me when someone doing some horrible capitalist bullshit describes themselves as a 'small business owner' when they're deservedly eating shit 000
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!! 26050651383
Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 21/09/2026Cool. Great. I mean I wasn't buying your games anyway but if you really want to seal the deal forever, this is how you do it. www.techspot.com/news/113909-...techspot.comMicrosoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenesThe filing points to a possible ad-supported model for PC and console games that is less disruptive than the approaches commonly used in mobile titles. 000
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026it’s like they unearthed a second zapruder film or something 151035136
Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 15/09/2026The more I think about it the more I think the guy in this post has "future Labour MP" written all over him 020
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This image was posted on Something Awful within the hour of the second tower being hit iirc 8166751569
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"Oh but it didn't FEEL like he ran those marathons" "But tinned g&ts on the HS1 doesn't FEEL fashy" "That dodgy poll funded by reform FELT legit" "It FEELS like Al, Alex & their rhyming kids can't go on 5 holidays bc of boarding school VAT" "It FEELS like that school has a litter box for furries" 814525
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 07/09/2026He has a tattoo of his ex #Cat #Caturday 277171231742
Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 05/09/2026Call me a big ol fucking baby or whatever but there seems like a lot of 'sports event organisers no longer seem to give a shit about keeping competitors safe' going around in my circles 000
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌Vincent Bruins @vincentjbruins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026With marshals and ambulance crews failing to respond, Loek Hartog jumped out of his Phantom Porsche, grabbed a fire extinguisher and dragged Millroy out of the burning Ferrari. FIST Team AAI and TBC by 610Racing have withdrawn from the championship due to the lack of safety standards. #ChinaGT 2102
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌Vincent Bruins @vincentjbruins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Race 1 of the Xiaomi China GT Championship at the Shanghai International Circuit ended under Red Flags today after a crash between the Harmony Ferrari of Chen Weian, TBC BMW of Neil Verhagen and FIST AAI Ferrari of Ollie Millroy. #ChinaGT 173
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine 3483372486
Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 03/09/2026I need to buy a silly little car, functional is out, practical is out, I want a conversation piece and/or a random event generator 320
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Scheming vizier with a juicy ass call that Jafar Cakes 36318
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Guys there is a TikTok trend right now where high school OL are posting videos like these and I am watching and liking every single one 371887138
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌La Vuelta @lavuelta.bsky.social · 28/08/2026🫣 When you just want to enjoy your hotel stay and all of a sudden 180 cold and wet cyclists show up... Our deepest gratitude to Igesa Village Club Mont-Louis Les Sorbiers, who sheltered our riders from the hailstorm on stage 3... 📸 @cxcling.bsky.social 1615
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌Sadhbh O'Shea @sadhbhos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Love that the hotel that housed the peloton yesterday has been flooded with 5* reviews, including from the peloton. Sounds like they really rose to the occasion. I hope they received a tip for helping out. 220242
Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 24/08/2026this is like reporting that Usain Bolt has been outpaced by a car. wow. someone help me I have fallen off my chair 010
Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 22/08/2026I don't think I've ever been more out of touch with the kids than reading the sentence 'tiktok trend of driving the wrong way on the motorway' 000
Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 19/08/2026Quite amusing that in this stupidly dry summer they've managed to have rain stop play in the cricket immediately. Maybe it would have been a good idea to not sit around doing nowt the past month instead of, you know, playing a test match? 000
Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 19/08/2026ADHD is real, but it is also highly incompatible with today's capitalism so it's been decreed it has to go. Otherwise someone might have to make a better workplace and we can't have that, no sir. 010
Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 17/08/2026Truly impressive levels of 'talking complete bollocks' on display here especially when you discover that the village green pictured, at the time of writing, looked like this: 176
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I think it's bad that the UK press can escalate what is essentially a workplace matter into national news ahead of the fucking country being on fire and then get away with hounding their victim until they die. 71808568
Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 14/08/2026Anyway in different weather news, does anyone know of a site/app for weather that shows simply a scrollable timeline of hourly weather, temperature, wind speed/direction, UV level, pollen count, pressure and humidity? The Met Office have turned theirs into shit and are deleting the old layout 'soon' 100
Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 14/08/2026Really though if you need to mass ping everyone in the country not to start fires when it's tinder dry then we're all already, no pun intended, so incredibly cooked 010
Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 14/08/2026me when I @everyone all 60 million people in the discord to tell them not to forget friday game night 030
Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 14/08/2026So like: this is actually really bad from a human factors perspective, alarms should be designed to result in the correct action being carried out promptly without being dismissed as spurious or non-urgent. This system fails badly if this is working as intended. 030
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 14/08/2026I gotta be honest, I don’t feel like this is what emergency alerts are for. It’s important and severe but if I hear that noise from my phone I expect tornado idk 4949036
Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 14/08/2026I hope that wildfire "alert" was someone pressing a wrong button because if not we're one step away from klaxons when the PM takes a dump 010
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌A Nightmare on Nat Street 🇵🇷🏳⚧ @peanutbutterwhisky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Ally Pankiw (I Used to Be Funny) revealed in an Instagram post that she passed on directing the HBO Harry Potter series. Kate Herron (Loki) revealed in the comments that she passed on directing episodes TWICE. It really is that fucking easy. It's really just that easy. 636871200
Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 13/08/2026So I guess it's the kind of summer where butterflies simply grow on trees 020
Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 13/08/2026Something to remember is that no matter what happens, you always have the potential to hold the title "last confirmed trebuchet death" 021
Reposted by Jim Vark 🌌Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 11/08/2026In light of recent news, here's a clip of James Acaster talking about people being cast in the new Harry Potter show 8617168
Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 13/08/2026could probably have done with just leaving the moon in the way for a couple of days honestly 050
