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Jim Vark 🌌

@mountain.stoats.boats
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I ride bikes in nice places and yell about sports. That's it, that's all.

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 4h
how teens in my neighborhood dress when going out on unlit trails at night on e-bikes going 20mph that also inexplicably have no lights
white guy in black ninja outfit kneeling on rock over forest, drawing sword from over/behind his back
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 9h
LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem
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Kybosh @kybosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit.
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Experimental MSU-1 streami. #123
nasonliu wants to merge 2 commits into a
agg23 commented yesterday
If it works, that's pretty cool; I didn't think
would ever see this implemented (I also didn't
expect LLMs to exist).
However, this is not something you can PR
here, or anywhere. You sent me a nearly 50k
line diff, unasked for, completely LLM built, and
you somehow expect me to review it. There is
SO MUCH unrelated garbage here. Never
minding all of the docs and Python, you've
somehow touched basically all of the upstream
HDL, which already had MSU1 support, so idk
what in the world you're doing.
This kind of behavior is not acceptable. You are
infringing on the time and brainpower of people
by pushing "your" content that little/no of your
brainpower went into; completely unrequested.
I hope for the sake of all responsible
maintainers that you do not do such a thing
again.
Again, I think it's cool that you and your LLM
supposedly got this to work. It has no place in
my world.
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 04/10/2026
Pro tip for cyclists who don't ride around with cameras: as you ride away from an argument with a dipshit driver who just tried to run you over, be sure to shout "we'll see what the camera says" as your parting shot. Enjoy the next ~6 months of doubt, fucko
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 02/10/2026
yeah if you bow to one group then you only get the investment from that one group, what about all the other outside investments through football? but this is the kind of short sighted thinking that politicians can't get enough of, so it's nailed on they'll cave somehow I guess
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Actual LOL
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We should pry it from their bloodstained hands without a penny of compensation and sell the stadium to raise money for Sudanese refugees
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dril meme template:
115 financial violations may be massive fraud, but it also happened around my home constituency, so it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 30/09/2026
this is going to end up along the lines of Fedex Flight 705 and the disgruntled employee angle I have a feeling
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 29/09/2026
it's been blowing a gale up here and I opened the door to feed the cats expecting to be chilled to the bone but no, positively mediterranean gusts
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 29/09/2026
"just" 24.5C is it? oh positively mild, great
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 29/09/2026
my thoughts on the City stuff:
that one wattpad comments tweet but it reads "i want that club Obliterated"
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 28/09/2026
what innocuous item did they surround with robots as a suspect explosive device I wonder
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 28/09/2026
I'm all set to find out they were doing some weird youtube outdoor survival by idiots bit and stumbled into actual security without realising
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 28/09/2026
I guess there's always the fort william seagulls
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 28/09/2026
can't believe nobody has thought about how the coyotes will certainly get them
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 27/09/2026
it's for the Bristol pits, they're weird and have entries in 2 and 4/exits in 1 and 3, the graphic is showing they have to use the entry in 2 and go all the way round to exit in 1 for yellow flag stops
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 27/09/2026
calling Tony Gilroy a "dude who wrote the Bourne movie scripts" is a little mean I am thinking, but yeah the writing process for that movie was a nightmare apparently
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 26/09/2026
note that I went to take this pic on the other side of the room and she chased me down and tried to steal it
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 26/09/2026
crimes.jpg
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
cats when you stop them biting your plastic bags
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 26/09/2026
these goblins I swear
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 22/09/2026
It's always so funny to me when someone doing some horrible capitalist bullshit describes themselves as a 'small business owner' when they're deservedly eating shit
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 21/09/2026
that's right, "halluncinations"
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 21/09/2026
I also hate how everyone refers to 'errors' as 'halluncinations' like it's somehow induced by environmental conditions or something. No! It's just pointing at the wrong box because basic probability was defeated by context, a thing that happens ALL THE TIME
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 21/09/2026
Cool. Great. I mean I wasn't buying your games anyway but if you really want to seal the deal forever, this is how you do it. www.techspot.com/news/113909-...
techspot.com
Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes
The filing points to a possible ad-supported model for PC and console games that is less disruptive than the approaches commonly used in mobile titles.
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 20/09/2026
also a useless line of reasoning even if entirely true. there are no security checks to be made that prevent babies growing up into criminal adults but we're not talking about restricting all births because there might be criminals as a result are we
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 18/09/2026
ah yes. great brireland
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 15/09/2026
they needed another one because the first couldn't handle all the seminars alone
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it’s like they unearthed a second zapruder film or something
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 15/09/2026
much as I'm a vibes classification fan I'm a bigger fan of 'all your ribs are in one piece thank you' so I hope that arrives sooner rather than later!
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 15/09/2026
The more I think about it the more I think the guy in this post has "future Labour MP" written all over him
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 12/09/2026
welcome to the lmaoring
The Madring squiggly text logo that someone on the design team definitely tried to make look like it says "lmaoring"
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This image was posted on Something Awful within the hour of the second tower being hit iirc
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Oh but it didn't FEEL like he ran those marathons" "But tinned g&ts on the HS1 doesn't FEEL fashy" "That dodgy poll funded by reform FELT legit" "It FEELS like Al, Alex & their rhyming kids can't go on 5 holidays bc of boarding school VAT" "It FEELS like that school has a litter box for furries"
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He has a tattoo of his ex #Cat #Caturday
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 05/09/2026
Call me a big ol fucking baby or whatever but there seems like a lot of 'sports event organisers no longer seem to give a shit about keeping competitors safe' going around in my circles
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Vincent Bruins @vincentjbruins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
With marshals and ambulance crews failing to respond, Loek Hartog jumped out of his Phantom Porsche, grabbed a fire extinguisher and dragged Millroy out of the burning Ferrari. FIST Team AAI and TBC by 610Racing have withdrawn from the championship due to the lack of safety standards. #ChinaGT
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Vincent Bruins @vincentjbruins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Race 1 of the Xiaomi China GT Championship at the Shanghai International Circuit ended under Red Flags today after a crash between the Harmony Ferrari of Chen Weian, TBC BMW of Neil Verhagen and FIST AAI Ferrari of Ollie Millroy. #ChinaGT
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 04/09/2026
definitely giving "we fully chopped a third off the back of our luxury barge of a saloon to make this" isn't it
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 04/09/2026
oh hello, a new candidate approaches
FB marketplace listing for an absolutely bag of tat white 1992 mitsubishi colt, £300
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 04/09/2026
that's going on The List, though I fear it may somehow have managed to be too nice for me
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 04/09/2026
rejected ideas: citroen c6, vw beetle with the 2.5 5 cylinder engine from the US, jaguar xkr (knackered), austin 12 pickup conversion
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 04/09/2026
now we're talking
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Jim Vark 🌌 @mountain.stoats.boats · 04/09/2026
YES 100% great call HOWEVER I am very much on the "whatever things I can dig out of the bin" end of the market here so I suspect I'll have to wait 5-10 years before I can have one at a sensible price
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