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Ashe @moron-juice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I was reading about Public Universal Friend and my brain flashbanged me with this so... enjoy

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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/01/2026

it might be the chinese century but this shit has definitively been the minneapolis decade

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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

setting a 72-hour timer. this is the NYC LIB OUT ZONE. everyone gets a free pass for expressing enthusiasm for electoral politics in this carefully delineated window. post about the power of voting!!! cry over a schmaltzy campaign video!!!! allow a brief flutter of hope in ur rotted soul!!!!

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Ashe @moron-juice.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

My body wants the vapor so badly... I must resist

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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

me when I'm gonna cum: "oh fuck I'm gonna cum"

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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/07/2025

falling for propaganda that confirms everything you believes feels so good

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/07/2025

it is going to be really exciting when we have an energy crisis worse than the 70s in a few years and i'll be traveling for pennies on my ebike doing mad max shit on LA roads past abandoned forever-burning teslas. everyone will rue the day they said cyclists were dorky. spandex will save trillions.

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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

you either live a person or die long enough to become a skeleton

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JudgeHolden @gifsmooth.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Trans positive Columbo: Beautiful cock you've got there ma'am. My wife, she has one just like it.

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Most people think the theremin is just for aliens, maybe ghosts. Only Brian Wilson had the true vision that it could also be for summertime sweetheart jams

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 12/06/2025

the wrong beach boy died

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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 02/06/2025

*very The Aristocrats voice* American Dynamism

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Ashe @moron-juice.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

the head of the election committee

Pilot from the rehearsal saying I've been banned from every dating app known to man

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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

UnitedHealth secretly pressured nurses to change patients' records to include DNRs (Do Not Resuscitate) without their consent, so those patients would die instead of being saved with medical interventions that could cost UnitedHealth money. This is murder. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Cost-cutting tactics

The secret bonuses were just one of many maneuvers UnitedHealth devised to track and cut expenses in its nursing home initiative.

Internal emails show, for example, that UnitedHealth supervisors gave their teams “budgets” showing how many hospital admissions they had “left” to use up on nursing home patients.

The company also monitored nursing homes that had smaller numbers of patients with “do not resuscitate” – or DNR – and “do not intubate” orders in their files. Without such orders, patients are in line for certain life-saving treatments that might lead to costly hospital stays.

Two current and three former UnitedHealth nurse practitioners told the Guardian that UnitedHealth managers pressed nurse practitioners to persuade Medicare Advantage members to change their “code status” to DNR even when patients had clearly expressed a desire that all available treatments be used to keep them alive.

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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I looked good though

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Ashe @moron-juice.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

This world is so full of beauty and despair

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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I use the bidet like I’m driving stick shift

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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

If you think Star Wars doesn’t take creative risks, you’re not paying attention

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Ashe @moron-juice.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Getting an award for being "The Daniel Day Lewis of public masturbators"

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Ashe @moron-juice.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Unlike regular cats, catfish do not enjoy it when you shine a laser in their eyes

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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

If our love is real and not a summer fling, meet me at midnight at Fake Ass Location

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Ashe @moron-juice.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Learn how to wear pants handstand style dumbass

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Ashe @moron-juice.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Just saw a sign with Angela Davis and Hillary Clinton on it.... We're so cooked

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Ashe @moron-juice.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Rampant barf on a penny farthing

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/04/2025

alright, no more joking around. butlerian jihad starts tomorrow

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Ashe @moron-juice.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

*starting a phone interview* "Heyyy What are you wearing"

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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 15/03/2025

while Pedro Pascal is amazing, i still maintain that the best actor for Reed Richards / Mr Fantastic needs to be able to project the slightly creepy vibe of "I trust you with my kids but but not what's in your basement" and honestly the only actor that can do that is Kyle MacLachlan

picture of kyle maclachlan, a white guy in a suit

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Ashe @moron-juice.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Sex sounds so awesome, I wish they'd invent sex for boys

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Ashe @moron-juice.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

It's actually enbyphobic to say stupid shit like this to me

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Ashe @moron-juice.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Loitering in the bathroom at work yelling "Fire in the hole" whenever someone farts too loud

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 05/03/2025

In other news blackrock bought two ports near the Panama Canal

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

using the cigarette lighter to charge the vape. a bit of the true self exists within the false self

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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 10/02/2025

Framing cutting CFPB as a taxpayer benefit just so corporations can get back to freely ripping people off. Meanwhile, $19.7 billion in consumer relief.

CFPB has $711M? That money should be returned to taxpayers.

As of January 30, 2025, CFPB
enforcement actions have resulted in:
$19.7 billion in consumer relief
Approximate monetary compensation, principal reductions, canceled debts, and other consumer relief ordered.
195 million people eligible for relief
Estimated consumers or consumer accounts eligible to receive relief.
$5 billion in civil money penalties
Approximate civil money penalties ordered.

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Ashe @moron-juice.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Get ready with me for my interview at DOGE 🥰🥰🥰

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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/02/2025

i want the social contagion of transgenderism to be real. i want to be a super spreader

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