Reposted by Hokie DougMatt Anderson @mattbegins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the absolute best way to exit a conversation ever. 7468119
Reposted by Hokie DougLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4073439010375
Reposted by Hokie DougMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry 25486681190
Hokie Doug @mookiedoug.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Both Virginia Tech and Arsenal undefeated so far this season. Not sure how I’m supposed to handle these feelings. 120
Hokie Doug @mookiedoug.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I have just met you but I love you.static.klipy.comHuh WhatALT: Huh What 111
Reposted by Hokie Douga broad abroad @zzbenz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026mom just said “no, there’s a new acronym now: SHAME.” 6456
Reposted by Hokie DougMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words. 568197923680
Reposted by Hokie DougQueenCityJamz @queencityjamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Macauley Culkin looks like Thom Yorke cosplaying as Kid Rock 2539
Reposted by Hokie DougKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 14/08/2026People will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "We won't mind if you look around," you'll say. "It's only $20 per person. Plus you can get $50 in free bets when you sign up for an account." 361190204
Reposted by Hokie DougScott Marks @bizarchive.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Last Melt The Guns: 4/29/87: 2,051 show gap. Biggest bustout in Phish history by well over 500 shows. Wow. 819228
Reposted by Hokie DougJanette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Happy 22nd anniversary to those who celebrate. 1514637
Reposted by Hokie DougAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/07/2026the reason we dont have medicare for all is bc corporations need employer based healthcare to keep you chained to your desk in a job you hate that doesnt pay you what youre worth 15570552203
Hokie Doug @mookiedoug.bsky.social · 22/07/2026To me the all time greats are M. Emmet Walsh and J.T. Walsh. 010
Reposted by Hokie DougPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 12/07/2026people with birthdays right around now were conceived on the evening of a halloween party, and their parents were still in their costumes. something to think about. 1020318
Reposted by Hokie DougBrent- Orlando Soccer Show @falconfirebg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026A reminder this wasn’t a red. 0168
Reposted by Hokie Dougweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning 525078623
Reposted by Hokie DougPoorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 27/06/2026CABO VERDE JUST THE WAY THEY *stares at camera* DREW IT UP 5926
Reposted by Hokie DougRui Pinto, count your days @thombomb816.bsky.social · 19/06/2026A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match. 168163222589
Reposted by Hokie Dougrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/06/2026detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state. 4279781629
Reposted by Hokie DougJust an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Flag went up later than this 011
Reposted by Hokie DougWrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Nice thing to see on my way home. 76165645326
Reposted by Hokie DougGreg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 02/06/2026static.klipy.comGet The Word Out ThereAlt: The actor Idris El– er, _Sir_ Idris Elba, in character, saying: “I want you to get the word out there … that we back up.” 161223135
Hokie Doug @mookiedoug.bsky.social · 30/05/2026static.klipy.comAlan Ruck as Cameron Frye: 'I'm Dying'ALT: Alan Ruck as Cameron Frye: 'I'm Dying' 000
Reposted by Hokie DougThierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 30/05/2026static.klipy.comWalter Sobchak: I'm Perfectly Calm DudeALT: Walter Sobchak: I'm Perfectly Calm Dude 0142
Reposted by Hokie DougAmy Lawrence @amylawrence.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Gunnersaurus ultras ;) 339219
Reposted by Hokie Dougbeloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 29/05/2026I pointed out that all of the Heisei era Godzilla movies easily pass the Bechtel Test and my kid responded, "only if Godzilla isn't the love interest" and I've been thinking about that for *weeks*. 10427119
Hokie Doug @mookiedoug.bsky.social · 28/05/2026The handle on my very old, VERY poorly drawn Arsenal mug broke this year, so replacing it with a new poorly drawn Arsenal mug was serendipitous. Thanks @poorlydrawnarsenal.com! 0291
Reposted by Hokie Doug@AAllenSport @aallensport.arseblog.com · 20/05/2026Thank you for being tolerant / patient / understanding. You know who you are. ❤️ 851167
Reposted by Hokie DougThierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Let’s win the double and see Spurs relegated 2549
Reposted by Hokie Dougarseblog @arseblog.com · 19/05/2026Show me that bottle cunt now. #bottlecunt 821568146
Reposted by Hokie DougWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 19/05/2026This is Cooper. He just came across a new painting in the house that caught his eye. Doesn’t want to come off as conceited, but the resemblance is uncanny. 13/10 (IG: cooper.minidachs) 133160931079
Hokie Doug @mookiedoug.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Saka looked to be celebrating before Havertz put his head on the ball. He knew it was a perfect delivery. 000
Reposted by Hokie DougUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/05/2026gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start 611537331
Reposted by Hokie DougAdam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Surely they've suffered enough? 250189312527
Hokie Doug @mookiedoug.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I honestly think 0 minutes of stoppage time would be fair. 000
Reposted by Hokie Dougarseblog @arseblog.com · 04/05/2026I think we'd have all taken that beforehand, but holy shit this season is absolutely determined to shred my fucking nerves 78105639
Hokie Doug @mookiedoug.bsky.social · 04/05/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is making a funny face .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face . 000
Reposted by Hokie DougHercules Turkey @herculesturkey.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Raya has had more touches in the fulham half than fulham have had touches in the arsenal box. 021
Hokie Doug @mookiedoug.bsky.social · 02/05/2026media.tenor.coma woman sitting in front of a window with the words they 're the same picture above herALT: a woman sitting in front of a window with the words they 're the same picture above her 010
Reposted by Hokie DougJosh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Happy 20th anniversary of the Doug Mirabelli police escort. As the scheduled start-time of the game approached, a Sox exec got on a headset and instructed me to "keep playing to help us stall the umpires." 5486
