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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko

@armchairkicker.bsky.social
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FSU grad. Inconsistently funny. Great pocket presence. A literal gardening hose for a right arm. Legs made entirely out of spinach dip. Not a lot of upside. Could go in the later rounds.

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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 2h
5 errors lol Atp put me in Boone
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 2h
Rays playing terrorist ball I love this shit so much
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 4h
I unironically love the Trop lol
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 4h
“It’s just so loud in here” in reference to the Trop… I never thought I’d hear that on a major broadcast lol
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 8h
Was wondering why/how temple beat USF and then I remembered I posted this… I gotta stfu istg
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
UVA got FSU’d 😭😂
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
10 sacks against UVA lol I am having way too much fun knowing damn well we’re gonna get our asses kicked by Louisville
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I respect UF going back to its Muschamp and Shark Fucker roots
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FAUs offense hasn’t touched the ball yet and it’s 21-3
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh ik why UF is losing this game. they have a fucking discount streaming service playing QB
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
who even needs Viagra
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CHRIS JONES SEES YOU, HE HUNTS YOU
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Mid-Major Madness @mid-majormadness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So long #UndefeatedUMASS 😢
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever seen so clearly desperate and powerless than UVA’s OC lol Every time they cut to him, it looks like he’s staring into the ether
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THE HOOS AINT PLAYED NOBODY PAWLLL
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
October Maryland???????
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
look, im an ashton daniels defender (well comparatively i guess) but calling him “FSU’s star QB” is a bit of a stretch lol
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it’s so weird watching an fsu opponent that ALSO gets penalized at the worst possible times lol
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I was UCF, I’d simply just win a road game. But that’s just me idk
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
pain is not merely a temporary state of being, but a way of life that intensifies with every passing day, traumatic event, loss of life, and disappointment. we must all surrender to its power as we are only its pawn in this labyrinth of life anyway, go noles!!!
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Idc if it’s UGA, I fucking love me some circus tip drill bullshit catches
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Homefield @homefield.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That was the most Pitt football game of all-time, only to be supplanted by the next time Pitt plays football
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HOKIES DONT LOVE THAT
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BUMP
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Surrender Hokie
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A VT head coach mentioning how their punter is being out-punted? Oh the Hookies are fucking back, holy shit
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ok maybe it’s time to rank VT
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
weather today warranted wearing a sweater
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Currently obsessed with watching tiktoks of Otto The Orange’s Forrest Gump-esque antics
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean, if chemistry students were featured on the front page of USA Today pretty routinely and were actively being lobbied against by their own professors, I’d say that the students were getting fucked lol
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just got a JJ McCarthy Vikings jersey!!! Been saving up for it for months!! So excited to see him rep the purple and gold forever!!!!
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok Levi Stadium, at the VERY LEAST, has some bad voodoo curse that’s been put on it
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mateer is must see TV But not in way he wants to be
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oof
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yall think jameis is watching this game feeling so proud?
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God I love oklahoma so fucking much
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Swamp really does try and steal everything from Doak
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TEXAS WINS THE DUMBASS-OFF
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is the most Virginia tech ass game that’s ever been played
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Grimey @grimey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fowler: and Manning completes a short pass to the running back for a gain of two yards Herbstreit: Y̴̪̑õ̷͇̝ṷ̸̀ ̷͙͔̌̾s̴̫̍̈́ẖ̶͙̓a̶̝̰͠l̵̯̺͊͝ḷ̷͇̍͆ ̸̩͚̀n̵̢̓e̶͓̘͆ṽ̴̭̆ë̴́̅͜r̶͓͗̀ ̸̨͎̈́̀p̸̳̀o̴͚͙͛͠s̶̺͑͝s̸͇͛ͅé̵͈͝s̶̖̪̊s̶̢͎̿̅ ̶͉̓͜͝t̵̰̓h̵̢̏͑ͅẻ̷̲͜ ̷̪̅̃n̸̻̓̽e̴͙̖̊c̶͕̤̎̔r̵̼̈̕o̶̬͝n̶̯̹̈́̍o̷͍͎͂͠m̴̬̻̍͝i̷̬̟̋c̴͖͠o̵͇͝n̵̗̆͋ Fowler: 2nd down and 8
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“haha it’s nole Gameday baby!” I say whilst trembling in fear
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why does Temple’s HC look like if Brian Griffin used one of his genie wishes to become a human being
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A Mickey Mouse School (complementary)
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Very good but I gotta tell ya… doesn’t crack my top 3 Hitchcock flicks 7.5/10
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seated for Vince Vaughn’s best film!!!
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
why what’s going on
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i think ive found my favorite photo ever
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I feel like trying to find parking on a campus that’s almost entirely under construction with an administration that has zero plans to expand parking access in the coming years would radicalize even a Buddhist monk
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I swear to Christ if I go to the comments section on an Onion video and I see another “I thought the onion was supposed to satire” comment, I’m gonna throw my phone to fucking Saturn istg
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Just an Average, Everyday Sicko @armchairkicker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The children yearn for Larry Coker
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