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Montenoch

@montenoch.bsky.social
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Penny Drowned @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can’t even write jokes better than this
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Montenoch @montenoch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
drank half a coffee and got transported to another world (negative)
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Montenoch @montenoch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
woke up this morning and knew that I needed to get Waffle House or I would die
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 19/09/2026
Northsky is the new home of AntiASMR content.
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Montenoch @montenoch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I feel asleep listening to a Richard Cheese album, and Spotify started to play the shittiest wannabe Tom Waits stuff I have ever heard and I woke up 'cause it was so wack and invading my dreams
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026
Beer isn't addictive. It makes you more sociable and is a great way to spend time with friends. That's why I have eight of them a day: because I love talking to my friends so much
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Montenoch @montenoch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I remember like 10 years ago, I would tell people I didn't like TV shows as a format to tell drama, because 30 mins was too short for me to tell an engaging story. And now that TV show dramas are like an hour an episode, I'm like, mad about it. that's too long for me to watch
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Montenoch @montenoch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"you know, I think I will treat myself and spend more money than I should on food today" -thing I say every day
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Windows NT 4.0 @winnt4fan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#touhou #東方Project
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Liabell /リアベル☄️ ✨ @liabell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i havent seen one of my favorite videos posted this year so i have to do it myself methinks
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Montenoch @montenoch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
damn, last night I dreamed that I had a post that did numbers
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Montenoch @montenoch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
do they still make true crime gfs
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Montenoch @montenoch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
going to the bathroom so badly you log into your bank account to remind yourself what the fuck you ate yesterday
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
someone posted (on threads) that opening up threads is like a lil phone cigarette and yes
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 10/07/2024
Spencer's Gifts sounds like the name of a movie about a sweet little boy who is very sick.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Also free on YouTube: Fong Sai Yuk II which is as good a movie and features jet li doing one of the swaggiest entrances in history
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Montenoch @montenoch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
today I was playing the Xena Warrior Princess table as a joke, and then we were like, "lol what if we watched the show?" and then we started the show and like...what if we just watched all 134 episodes
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Montenoch @montenoch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
lately bluesky's discover feed has been completely fucking stupid for me. "Oh, you like all your friends' selfies? Time to show you a bunch of strangers' selfies then"
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
things were bad in the 70s but you could also pay two years rent just from one gig saying "born to be alive" a bunch of times in a real deep voice on a record
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PH @saddestbossista.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
im never topping this, this is my peak (old post)
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
austin powers: oh, behave!, screenshot, game boy color (2000) www.mobygames.com/game/6247/au...
black screen, pink text:
it is now safe to turn off your game boy color!
(pixelated austin power's face, glasses, smiling, tooth gleaming, down in the bottom right hand corner of the screen).
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
r/starbucksbaristas
• 2y
Join
am i going to get fired?
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last week a customer reached past me on reg to point at the menu and i bit him on the hand as hard as i could

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Your first reaction was to bite him?!

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no i had time to think about it
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
why isn't there a national great big ass day
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🏳️‍⚧️ Lyra ΘΔ @implosivetyphlo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
sometimes 2 pints of alcohol and weird dorky video games are necessary to keep on going
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Montenoch @montenoch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
sometimes it be the kind of night when you look up Scatman John's wikipedia page and start crying two paragraphs in
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Carburetors, man. That's what life is all about.
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SKeLeTrust @skeletrust.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm so proud of my YouTube recommended 🧡🧡🧡
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T. Ashley 🌸 Jenkins @fluttersprite.itch.io · 28/08/2026
🌸PETAL STYLE SPRITE COMMISSIONS🌸 Gotta take some of these to make bills this month!! $80 for Petal 1 style idle loop (no pose) OR $80 for Petal 2 style top-down map sprite (see next post) Extra charge for complex animations 5 slots this time!
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Montenoch @montenoch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The built-in calculator app on my phone updated itself and the only discernible change is a new logo. baffling in a way where if you think about it enough, you start to question the meaning of existence
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dolly parton died of big natural causes
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Montenoch @montenoch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
unfortunate when you realize the feeling you've been overwhelmingly filled with the last few months is yearning
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Arcadian Rhythm | Blobmarley @arcadianrhythm.com · 17/08/2026
as Zack Fox once said: "if you grew up in the 90s and you're gay this is why"
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
sora in coco world
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Chris Kotiesen @chriskotiesen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Cave Story
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They should add penetrative sex to Harvest Moon.
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Arly Darkfire (scary) @arlydarkfire.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
hashtag my girls :)
Monochromatic Work in Progress shot of a cool poster featuring a plethora of original characters. In the center twin psychics strike a bob fosse pose with their spread hands around their eyes. One twin sister looks like a new age rocker and one looks like a cute bookworm
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this guy gets it
Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:

"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what you will."
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SkyRocketDog🚀🐶 @skyrocket.dog · 01/08/2026
Hello! I have Literally 0$ at the moment and would like to buy food, preferably! :> So, my art & various other types of comms are back open again, either through vgen, or bsky/discord DMs 🐶💙🧡 vgen.co/skyrocketdog You can read more about the stuff I offer here: skyrocket.dog/index.php/co...
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Cool Box Art @coolboxart.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
FLIPNIC / PlayStation 2 / SCEI / 2003
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 19/07/2026
i see your major key x files and raise you cumbia x files
youtu.be
X-Files Cumbia RMX - Alan Mendoza DJ (ORIGINAL)
YouTube video by Alan Mendoza DJ
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jenny >:) @miinipah.net · 13/03/2025
Girls have two moods
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
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Montenoch @montenoch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Woke up to a lot of people vague posting about a senator kicking the bucket, and I was like, 'the turtle man finally done did it'. Nope. Surprise bonus death
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