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Laura Foster

@lauramfoster.bsky.social
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Tired middle-aged woman, likes cats. Has strong opinions, may or may not share them. Transitioned in the long-ago years of the early 00s, not that it's any of your business.

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 16h
I've once again exhausted my search unsuccessfully. The Geocities Gallery seems to be only pages that were still up at the time the site shut down; the personal page in question was deleted at least a decade prior. The author wrote three articles for the TGForums Archive in 1996, then vanished.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 19h
Running a Mac OS 8.1 / Netscape 2.0 emulation in a browser window, and... HOW DID I EVER GET ANYTHING DONE BACK THEN?! I keep instinctively wanting to right-click and open links in new tabs but there is no such thing. Back, Forward and Home only. And I'm squinting at the 640x480 resolution.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This except I never actually get to the part where I 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚠 . Or 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 . Or anything creative. I'm just sitting here in a void forever.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Regarding Melody's comic: on the rare occasion I'm required to wear a crewneck t-shirt (not my choice, ever) it makes me INCREDIBLY uncomfortable. I cannot have anything close up to my neck. Also the corresponding Real Life Comics strip: reallifecomics.com/comic-mobile... @maegodhavemercy.com
reallifecomics.com
Real Life Comics ©1999-2026 Mae Dean | Comic for Thursday, Jan 14, 2021
A daily online comic about the normal lives of some abnormal people. Still pretty okay for over 26 years and counting. By Mae Dean.
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Melody! @melodymooniight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
comic 15: unwanted achievement
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Before: "life sucks for me and that's all the emotional bandwidth I currently have" After: "I have now become aware that life sucks, systemically, not just on my little island"
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Massachusetts Bar Discourse has been run into the ground so there's no point in throwing in my two bits anymore, except to say this wouldn't have gotten as much viral online traction had people not personally experienced this happening over and over and over again in Radical Leftist Spaces.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Current mood:
Dr. Beverly Crusher sits alone at the Ops station on the bridge of the Enterprise D. The ship's computer is informing her that "the universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter".
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OMG @jesusjonesband.bsky.social just followed me back. (has a 90s teenage fangirl moment)
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Concept: a version of "Are We Dating The Same Guy" except it's "Have We Been Screwed Over By The Same Toxic Leftist Activist Using Therapy Speak As Their Personal Bludgeon". HWBSOBTSTLAUTSATPB if you will. It'd probably get hit by several preemptive libel suites before it even launched though.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Limited time? Not limited enough. I like KD. I like cream soda. I don't need them both ruined for me simultaneously.
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rfwtch @rfwt.ch · 22/09/2026
my mental health would be a lot better if i didn't constantly have to pay attention to what new and creative ways the state has come up with to brutalize my brothers and sisters this week
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Supposedly an opportunistic snap provincial election will be called in an hour, right on top of the every-four-years municipal election. Folks are unhappy about this. So I'll get to spend the next month biting my nails wondering if my access to trans health care will be rescinded by Halloween.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've girded my loins and am spending the evening wading through the Geocities Gallery - geocities.restorativland.org - specifically the West Hollywood section, in search of one particular personal homepage I found when I first got on the web unsupervised in 1997, but lost the URL decades ago.
geocities.restorativland.org
The Geocities Gallery
A restored visual gallery of the archived Geocities sites
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Driving into pedestrians is the weaponization of isekai
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The 90s were hell if you were a closeted LGBTQ kid in rural suburbia. But there was the sense that things were gradually getting better. I feel like the nostalgia is for that hope of progress. Now we're going backwards, quickly.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yesterday I psyched myself up to go to a community thing because there was free food and a draw for some relatively expensive gift packages. I arrived, took one look around at the demographics of everyone else there and the bro-country music playing on the PA... oh, this is a BAD place for me to be.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The concept of love is completely alien to both of us You don't know the rules and neither do I I'm not thinking of any form of commitment at all You would get this from anyone else except me I don't wantna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you completely confused
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
Sandra Bullock in The Net - looking pensive in a fuzzy sweater, in front of two CRT computer monitors covered in sticky notes.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Parents know what's best for their kids!" LOL sweetie no. *Some* parents know. A lot of them don't even know what's best for *themselves*. And when they see their kids as extensions of themselves instead of people, well... therapists stay busy with the ones who manage to stay alive till adulthood.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Aneta Elizabeth (two of them) Gwendolyn Renee Edward Andrew Michael Leonard Shannon (no middle name because of a double barrel first name) there are a few others I forget, those are just the ones off the top of my head
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don't think there's a word for the emotion that 20 y/o me would be feeling. Mostly confusion at the sheer unlikelihood that I'm somehow still here.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My theory is @markzdanielewski.bsky.social was inspired(?) to write House Of Leaves after parking in the Burnaby Metrotown parkade. Non-Euclidean-Ass Building. I walked in a straight line and ended up back exactly where I started and still had no clue where the hell my car was.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Went looking through old archived Livejournal entries from 2010 (wanted to know the date I got caught in a hailstorm), and wow that was some depressing reading.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You absolutely can get excommunicated & stripped of all social supports if a narcisstic sociopath high up the ladder in the local trans "community" decides your personal belief systems don't align perfectly with their cause du jour. You're still trans of course, but now you're adrift on an iceberg.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible Veruca Salt & Vinegar Chips Sonic Cheeseburger Combo Youth Smashing Pumpkinspice Latte Peanut Butter & Pearl Jam Sandwich Jesus Jones Soda
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
only people sliding into my DMs
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Canadian long-form census had this earlier this year. With a veiled threat of "if we find out you're lying, that's a felony". With the current government it might lead to better trans healthcare? But phrasing was yikes. If a conservative government gets in & gets its hands on that info though...
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Quote this with a gif of your first anime ever. (This was Saturday morning cartoons on my grandma's cable TV. The first anime VHS I rented on the basis of it *being* anime - Gall Force Eternal Story - is so obscure at this point that there are no Bluesky gifs of it at all.)
static.klipy.com
Astro Boy Flying: Anime Stakefish
Alt: Astro Boy looking determined, running down a street.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There's an intersection down the road from my place that I call The Meat Area. A few years back someone dumped a couple of pounds of deli meat all over the sidewalk, and there it sat for like a month, in the summer heat. No one came to clean it up. Up until last year there was still a dark stain.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Government Forced Detransition
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How come you're such a fussy Samus Aran? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well don't you know other Nintendo characters are starving in Japan So...
static.klipy.com
Weird Al Yankovic - Just Eat It
Alt: Weird Al Yankovic from the Eat It video, dancing down a hallway and then taking a bite out of a hamburger bun.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When you have a bunch of friends raving about a new movie (Camp Miasma) and you look into it and... I have been there. Not metaphorically. I have LITERALLY stayed overnight several times in my childhood, at the camp used as the filming location. I've stopped at that corner store. What the hell.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I started growing mine out at age 15 right when my egg cracked. My excuse, like yours, was I was sick of getting the "sit on a chair in the kitchen and get buzzcut" every few months to save my parents a few bucks at the barber and then constantly getting bullied for it at school.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Damned auto-repost scam bots... you would think that BlueSky could put something in place to automatically catch and flag a brand new account with single-digit followers and a pinned "emergency fundraising" post making several hundred random reposts per minute.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh boy do I ever have feelings about this. I was raised in a household & attended schooling where art was ABSOLUTELY a competition and I got left at the start line every time. As an adult I eventually ended up in IRL artistic spaces that were the same way. All I was ever good for was Carrying Water.
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Eric Dyck @ericdyck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Must-read speculative fiction from @premeemohamed.com in this week’s @forwardcanada.bsky.social Alberta newsletter. Illustrations by me. Devastatingly good. Go read it now. forwardweekly.ca/leave-or-rem...
forwardweekly.ca
Leave or Remain | By Premee Mohamed | Forward Weekly
Forward Weekly feature for September 6, 2026.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nailed it. And way simpler than answering a 60-question quiz.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I audibly snorted with laughter when this popped up in my feed. I will admit to enjoying some breakcore in moderation. But I tried to understand hyperpop, I wanted to support artists, but with only a couple of local exceptions it all sounds like disorganized chaos to me. I guess I'm old now. Sorry.
Screenshot of a FB post. 

Top left panel: "Wendy Carlo pioneering the genre of electronic music", with her sitting in front of her gigantic analog synthesizer. 

Top right panel: "Future trans girls making the most unlistenable tracks" with a silly cartoon cat about to bap bap bap bap on a one-octave MIDI controller.

Bottom caption, from Charlotte Licklider: "Wendy Carlos ran so that we could pathetically crash into walls." It has 84 "laugh" reactions.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I got these genes in spades from my mom's side of the family even *before* HRT. Which is mostly a good thing, with the exception of shredding the inner thighs of leggings in a couple of months, or trying to walk any distance wearing shorts in hot weather. Ow.
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Irene 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @irenesings.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ask any trans woman what men are like when they think no women are around. Ask us if it has no material affect on women’s lives. Then believe us when we tell you what we’ve seen. It’s worse than you think.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm not sure I have an answer for this. I survived transitioning nearly 25 years ago, after being gatekept since the mid 90s? Now I have survivor's guilt. I tried to help out other trans folks as best I could for whatever good that did. Nowadays I just keep my head down & try to stay out of the way.
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 31/08/2026
It occurs to me the Crow Commute may be of interest to lots of folks not familiar with it: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
Thousands of crows flock to Burnaby every day. Witness their spectacular journey | CBC News
A new CBC Creator Network film features the journey thousands of crows make each day to Burnaby.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I was delighted to get the chance to wear a broomstick skirt for the first time as a teenager in the mid 90s. Comfy *and* cool *and* Skirt Go Spinny... Which was great up until the point when I encountered stairs, and no one had taught me to hike the front of the skirt up... instant faceplant. 😵‍💫
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Make your favourite TV Show sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Going through the seven stages of grief is as much of a process when you're the one who's passed away, and have suddenly found yourself with a new non-paying job you never asked for.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It was nice to meet @ravineangel.bsky.social at her book signing this afternoon. This novel has gotten rave reviews by lots of people here on Bluesky so I look forward to reading it.
Holding a copy of Aoife Josie Clements' novel Persona in my hand. The tile floor of the shopping mall is in the background.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I was lucky to be able to see this for the first time all the way through in an actual theatre. (Previously just bits & pieces on the internet.) And I have a copy of the soundtrack. It's wild that this bombed on its theatrical run everywhere except Winnipeg for some reason where it was a smash hit.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle.
At Expo 86 in Vancouver BC, the north end of Highway 86 rising up into a broken edge between the Dunsmuir and Georgia Viaducts. A variety of vehicles - bicycle, tricycle, motorcycle, ATV, snowmobile, shoes - all painted grey are attached to the steep concrete surface, culminating in a Chrysler K-Car pointed at a 45 degree angle into the sky, with its front wheels in midair.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
IT KEEPS HAPPENING.
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's so annoying when one of the most horrible people you know makes a good point. Seeing an online of dogpile of "this person is bad, therefore this concept is bad". Ughh...
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