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Mongward, the Grumpiest Paladin

@mongward.bsky.social
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Fantasy, RPGs, video games, terrible puns, and Oxford Comma. Both more and less grumpy than I look. - - - Robię (powoli) po polsku jutuby (głównie o Exalted) na youtube.com/@mongwardttrpg - - - he/him - - - profile pic by @sfaira.bsky.social

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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Mongward, the Grumpiest Paladin @mongward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Much as I like MH Wilds, I still can't get over the fact that I intensely dislike how people look in this game. Not a design issue, purely a graphics issue. MH World did some bonkers black magic that made its characters look so, so much nicer even eight years later. Maybe Ascendance'll fix it?
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
digging into my twitter archive for my favourite "you can tell the designer calculated this all in a spreadsheet" skill point system example
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"does this also apply to a combine soldier from half life 2" is my "AI" news bullshit test
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Mongward, the Grumpiest Paladin @mongward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Joke's on you, no D&D books to hide. Instead I have a whole shelf dedicated to Exalted. As Ketchup Kojak intended.
A shelf stocked full of Exalted TTRPG books, mixing 2e, 3e and Essence editions.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Stories Mama ✋ COMISSIONS OPEN ✋ @ada2987-art.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This could make the worst music imaginable to ear and I would still buy it 😭 Little thing due to recent reveals #mhart #monsterhunter #khezu
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Khoa Vu
@KhoaVuUmn
AI is finally taking over economist's job. It's all over.
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AI chatbots give wrong answers to financial queries ‘most of the time’ 

https://ft.trib.al/KxRXFO6

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Mongward, the Grumpiest Paladin @mongward.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Planescape Torment changed my nature.
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The Nameless One in Planescape Torment
Alt: The Nameless One in Planescape Torment grabbing a vicious-looking weapon and nodding.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/09/2025
magnet (@arcadeseals)
me: I'm terrified of random letters
therapist: you are?
me: [screams]
therapist: oh,l see
me: [screaming intensifies]
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Mongward, the Grumpiest Paladin @mongward.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wróciłem! Piętnaście minut paplania o rozdzajach magii w #Exalted, które być może kiedyś przerodzą się indywidualnie w swoje własne materiały.
youtu.be
[Exalted 3e] Magia w czterech smakach
YouTube video by Erpegowa Grota Mongwarda
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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Tatokles @brodokles.eurosky.social · 03/09/2026
are you an indie ttrpg dev (or have one in your life)? would you (or they) be interested in reaching an audience of a reasonably sized central european country? well, yes, final question then – what's your (their) take on pro bono work and no strings attached? DM me for deets
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Mongward, the Grumpiest Paladin @mongward.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
POV: you're a mortal watching a Dragon-Blooded officer fight a mean elemental on the cusp of attaining dragonhood. --- Monster Hunter will never stop being one my fave touchpoints for action in Exalted. And fave source of music for running Exalted, for that matter.
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Monster Hunter Wilds: Ascendance - Long Sword | Boosted Action Breakdown
YouTube video by Monster Hunter
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Mongward, the Grumpiest Paladin @mongward.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm editing a video I want to release this week and I'm in the annoyingly comfortable place between "I hate the sound quality" and "I can't muster the energy to re-record it". Better out than perfect.
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
we've gotta stop taking these guys seriously
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Mongward, the Grumpiest Paladin @mongward.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finished Zero Company. It's a little bit heavier on tactical RPG than on being an XCOM-like than I expected, but it's a *really good* tactical RPG, and very good Star Wars.
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UQ @yuukyuu000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I wish artists would stop using Mercator projection when drawing Guile from Street Fighter as it greatly distorts his hair and jawline. For a more accurate depiction, consider using Equal Earth instead!
Accurate Guile vs Mercator Guile
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Odd Steam Reviews @oddsteamreviews.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
SILENT HILL f
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Aurora @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Mongward, the Grumpiest Paladin @mongward.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Never has a game crashed on me as hard as Zero Company crashes. I'm talking full black screen, nothing I can do except hard restart. Sometimes can't get five minutes in before it blacks out again. I don't have the mightiest card, but 3060Ti is well within the min-rec range, this is silly.
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Mongward, the Grumpiest Paladin @mongward.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's so fucked up. Zero Company is an incredible game, with excellent writing, art, graphics, gameplay, and location design. It's absurd that people who worked their asses off to accomplish all that are being screwed over.
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Mongward, the Grumpiest Paladin @mongward.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you've seen live Bonus challenge: One of them matches the person you QT. Alestorm Beast in Black Blind Guardian Edguy Gloryhammer Miracle of Sound Nightwish Poets of the Fall Powerwolf The Offspring
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Mongward, the Grumpiest Paladin @mongward.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Unfortunately for every non-duty thing I wanted to and was supposed to be doing, Zero Company is exactly as fun as I hoped it would be.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Today in badly-worded headlines: www.scmp.com/news/people-...
South China Morning Post.
Taiwan man wins lawsuit but gets jailed for recording wife's affair with robot vacuum.
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Mongward, the Grumpiest Paladin @mongward.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RIP Peter Cullen. A voice of legend.
youtube.com
Peter Cullen explains how he created the voice for Optimus Prime
YouTube video by TFcon
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Depths of Wiktionary @depthsofwiktionary.wikis.world.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
Category page for "English terms coined by Randall Munroe" on Wiktionary. The category list includes:

- Ballmer Peak
- blag
- citogenesis
- interblag
- nerd-snipe
- today's lucky 10,000
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The 2 most likely reasons for my untimely death are 1: Trying to pet a wild but adorable animal (probably a large cat), or 2: Answering an ad like this. Despite my foreknowledge that these will certainly kill me, I am powerless to stop my inevitable but easily avoidable fate.
Panel from an old comic of a man reading a personal ad and saying to himself, "Say... THIS looks interesting!"
Personal Ad reads: "Girl endowed with beauty and occult powers, schooled in Egyptian Necromancy, wishes to contact writer interested in learning black magic! Dare to write me! All replies confidential."
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Quasimodox @quasimodox.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Peni x Ghost Rider + Deadpool, Marvel Tokon
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Mongward, the Grumpiest Paladin @mongward.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
QTP with your favorite main protagonist in video game that's NOT Mario nor Sonic
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Gothic Vatras
Alt: The Nameless Hero from Gothic doing a lil happy dance.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Impossible to hear "Anne Hathaway" and not reply, "Doth she?"
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
And the furtive Pygmy so easily forgotten from Dark Souls
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don't disagree telling stories is amongst the functions of tabletop RPGs (though it's not the sole – or even *principal* – function of many), but I think a lot of analyses of story-in-RPGs trip over the GNS model's error of treating the activities of play as identical with the goals of play. (1/4)
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🦖 Tim Curry's Rainbow Six @inkdino.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/08/2026
Mike Sheward (@SecureOwl@infosec.exchange) on Mastodon: "unfortunately last night our AI model escaped its sandbox and gained access to a JIRA server, at which point it felt it best to return to it's sandbox"
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Mongward, the Grumpiest Paladin @mongward.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I wonder if the stupid GTA6 event will make Netflix completely unusable while it lasts. It would be very funny.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Someone on one of the Traveller boards pointed this out and now I can't unsee it.
Image of Techno Viking famously pointing with his "Don't you even try it" expression to someone off camera, next to the Traveller book Sword Worlds. The illustrated space Viking points is pistol in the same way and has a VERY similar look to him.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x
A crappy photoshop paint image with a red star on blue, in comic sans is the message 'some people on the internet aren't American'
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/08/2026
Kura (@KuraKuraBonito) on Twitter: "jaden smith when he gets home"

[A music player card widget shows the song "home" by will.i.am.]
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Fantasy heartbreakers are non-chicken-based nuggie alternatives and therefore doomed when compared to chicken nuggies themselves. I’m going to keep running with this analogy.
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Unfortunately only I and 8 other people played more than 2 sessions of 4E because a D&D game being mechanically sound is anathema to the spirit of D&D as defined by its player base.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/07/2026
number1mongrel on TikTok:
"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"
"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"
"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."
"Nobody's there?"
"Nobody's not there!"
"So everyone's there?"
"Everybody but nobody!"

[Abbott and Costello doing "Who's on First?"]
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Natalie (Tali) Vancouver era ✨ @talidev3d.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The meme of Marge Simpson holding a potato and saying "I just think they're neat" except the potato has been swapped with a guillotine
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 27/07/2026
39 years ago today, the debut single of a young singer was released, a song that would one day change the world. Let's celebrate, together! youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
youtu.be
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Video) (4K Remaster)
YouTube video by Rick Astley
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Perfect illustration of the AI deskilling project trap. If you want to pretend these things are a tool (they're not) then you're completely beholden to having your tools changed or taken away by a black box system that changes on a whim. You're now completely reliant on the thing they took away.
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