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David, just David @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,

BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody's ma and da dies
And we're no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at:
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin
and everybody else.

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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do

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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Love it!! 🤣😂🤣

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Si(gh) @modishnouns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The owls are not what they seem.

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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 26/09/2026

My book exposes Peter Thiel because he's a radical extremist with scary beliefs who has attained stunning political power. He created JD Vance...and is now roaming the Earth, preaching about the "Antichrist." Here is Thiel saying evil is "good"...while receiving an award from Politico's owner.

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Si(gh) @modishnouns.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and approve this pull request ASAP so I can kick off a build and get it on to QA asap.

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Si(gh) @modishnouns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Wait, Ed Sheeran is a cunt? No way!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026

JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-…

JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror
Image Calls VP ‘Loser’ Right To His Face

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Alan Ritchson is the best.

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Si(gh) @modishnouns.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You know that CoPilot Excel commercial where that pizza chef uses it to create a shit $1 pizza menu? It just popped into my head. No idea why.

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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Actual heroes.

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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

💥 On Oct 12th, Parliament will debate the UK JOINING THE EU! Use this page below to send an email to your MP. In the context of Canada-EU, 61% of the UK public for joining, and devolved leaders saying the future is the EU... ...Westminster needs to catch up. Sign and share everywhere please. 👇

europeanmovement.co.uk

Ask your MP to stand up for our future in Europe

On 12 October, Parliament will debate the UK's future relationship with Europe, after a government petition got over 100,000 signatures. Will you write to your MP to ask them to attend the debate?

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026

What on earth is happening?

This had become the new normal. RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised, recognised for TV interviews he had done.

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Si(gh) @modishnouns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm disappointed we aren't referring to Jason and Lucia as JayLu yet. Do I have too do EVERYTHING? #gtavi #gta6 #jaylu

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/09/2026

“What have we done?!”

The end of oak street but it’s Paddington

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Si(gh) @modishnouns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Wait, Ed Sheeran is a cunt? No way!

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Si(gh) @modishnouns.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Brian Blessed at Sheffield comic con again. What a thoroughly lovely man :)

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 12/09/2026

Good lord exactly what everybody said would happen happened

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Si(gh) @modishnouns.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

So do I reinstall Skyrim to play accompanied by an Ikea shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry?

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Genevieve Cogman @genevievecogman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“The trouble with you, Spode, is that just because you have succeeded in inducing a handful of half-wits to disfigure the London scene by going about in black shorts, you think you’re someone.” -Bertie Wooster, in The Code of the Woosters, PG Wodehouse

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The Zenith "Space Commander" was the 1st TV remote control and used no batteries. Each button cocked and fired a hammer into 1 of 4 calibrated metal rods of different lengths which generated an ultrasonic tone like a tuning fork. The TV had a microphone to listen for it.

The Zenith Space Commander remote control showing the tall plastic buttons, and the front has a grill to let the sound escape.

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Si(gh) @modishnouns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Date yourself with a picture of your first computer:

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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This should be the easiest open goal in the world for a progressive government - they are literally violent criminals. Most voters do not like violent criminals.

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Si(gh) @modishnouns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

In many ways we’re all just picking up for Boobie.

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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Goodnight from Chris Prentice and Tina Randle, their Cortina MK II intimacy disturbed by ghost light hurtling down Scrub Lane. Goodnight from Vicky Sparrow, now certain it was a bad idea to attend a party held amid The Blood Wives standing stones. Goodnight from Hookland.

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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If you want to know who those masked men dressed in black in Dover are, causing massive disruption and intimidating locals and travellers, look no further - it's Danny Tommo's far-right pratriots having a fashy day out.

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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hi BBC. This is a group of fascist vigilantes trying to impose their vision of an ethnically pure UK on everyone through violence. We know you broadly approve of such things, hence the euphemising, but just letting you know we see what you're doing.

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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Already excited for the GTA VI soundtrack. Hearing Elderbrook at the end was a treat. awesome track (and original video). awesome to see all the new comments on it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DPC...

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Elderbrook - Inner Light with Bob Moses (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Elderbrook

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Si(gh) @modishnouns.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Whatever genius or team of geniuses at @rockstargames.com responsible for constructing the soundtracks for their games has done it again. The trailers have been full of great tracks but, in particular, the Extended Look plays out to this beautiful track from Elderbrook, Inner Light.

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Elderbrook - Inner Light with Bob Moses (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Elderbrook

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Si(gh) @modishnouns.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I think people still don't really grasp how much we're going to miss David Lynch.

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Si(gh) @modishnouns.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: U2 Metallica R.E.M. Red Hot Chilli Peppers Pearl Jam Iron Maiden Corrosion of Conformity Fear Factory Marilyn Manson Placebo

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LaurieWired @lauriewired.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Say what you will about Meta, but you have to admit the “software unlocks” over the lifetime of the Quest 3 have been ridiculous.   How do you go from 120hz at launch to 207hz without hardware changes? Almost double the refresh rate.

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Si(gh) @modishnouns.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

In China, the toilet goes to you.

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Tuesday Adams ™ 🌹 @tuesdayadams111.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

⚠️Under Hegseth, Rape is now a duty.

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Stefan Bohacek @fediverse.stefanbohacek.online · 27/08/2026

Happy Beginning of the Internet Age Day! "The first two-network TCP/IP transmission was between the [Packet Radio Van] and ARPANET on August 27, 1976; the van was parked next to Rossotti's (since 1956, officially the "Alpine Inn"), a well-known Portola […] [Original post on stefanbohacek.online]

A photo of a commemorative plaque that reads:

BEGINNING OF THE INTERNET AGE

On August 27, 1976, scientists from SRI
International celebrated the successful
completion of tests by sending an electronic
message from a computer set up at a picnic table
behind the Alpine Inn. The message was sent via
a radio network to SRI and on through a second
network, the ARPANET, to Boston. This event
marked the beginning of the Internet Age.

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Si(gh) @modishnouns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

“He can’t be a more massive disappointment than Starmer”, they said.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Happy National Dog Day

My beautiful dark-brindle French bulldog Baker curled up on the bed

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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026

dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it

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