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@mmmbrownies.bsky.social
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all my opinions are objectively correct, they/them

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 20/04/2026
the kids | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE is talking to A GUY. They're both up to their waists in water.
MATTIE: Concerning amount of water, don't you think?
GUY: Eh!

PANEL 2: The water is now up to their shoulders. 
GUY: I have great news about the future.
MATTIE: Oh? This doesn't seem great.

PANEL 3: The water is now up to their heads, they both tilt their heads back to speak. The GUY is now holding up his phone.
GUY: The KIDS will fix it! They'll fix all of it. I saw it, on my phone.
MATTIE: Ohhh I see it now. Phew!

PANEL 4: The water fills the frame. The GUY's phone and glasses float atop it.
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Adam (aka Emjae) @adam-m-jcbs.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
every veteran organizer i know says this and does this Mamdani is going back on explicit promises to fund libraries, too. ppl are pushing back hard. i wish ppl would stop pedestaling politicians.
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Matt @mmmbrownies.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
you’ll never get me with that “they only joined the military to escape poverty” bullshit you still signed up to go kill innocent ppl overseas you’re evil & you can fuck off & die
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/03/2026
I understand the social dynamics & I understand how this jig may have worked in like 1933 or 1950 but it is 2026. That shit doesn’t play at all now. I’d rather be broke than trade my humanity or anyone else’s life at the behest of the government‘to get out of poverty.’
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Sarah Clarke - Not your doll @damselindystopia.northsky.social · 02/03/2026
"Defensive" bombing. Come on now.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/02/2026
the soy right
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Matt @mmmbrownies.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
the good thing abt all the bullshit w the men’s olympic hockey team is that I found out that the pwhl exists & airs all their games live on youtube
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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
First trailer for Jane Schoenbrun’s ‘TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA.’ Starring Gillian Anderson and Hannah Einbinder, it follows a director rebooting a slasher film obsessed with the original “final girl” actor. In theaters August 7. #TeenageSexAndDeathAtCampMiasma #JaneSchoenbrun
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Will! But Spooky🐀🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @wkdart.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
they should pay me instead of these beltway policy wonks. i'll do it for a million dollars.
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Matt @mmmbrownies.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
ngl its kinda crazy to see ppl defending the $20 price tag on the FireRed/LeafGreen Switch emulations like are y’all really just perfectly fine paying $20 for a game that only cost $35 when it was released 20 years ago & is available to play for free on any modern phone
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
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Matt @mmmbrownies.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
doordash vs cooking debate on twitter has convinced me that most ppl who don’t cook for themselves regularly have completely incomprehensible attitudes abt cooking & ingredients & need to be put in some kind of food reeducation camp
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 03/02/2026
exactly. this is not difficult. as.ft.com/r/58ed1b23-d...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/02/2026
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Matt @mmmbrownies.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
every baby’s first class consciousness post reads something like: “guys, its not left vs. right!!! it’s *describes the political viewpoint of the left in opposition to the viewpoint of the right*!!!”
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 25/01/2026
quite frankly i think the time where they're both actively voting to fund and support the death squads is not the time to make this argument
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Matt @mmmbrownies.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
reading 90s Etrigan the Demon & couldn’t figure out why this character felt kinda familiar until I got to this panel & then it hit me
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writing as Filamena Young @filamena.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Oh he's about to get outed for trying to "marry" a 12 year old, right?
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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I don’t think fascists are mentally ill, in fact the psychology of the fascist white man is the only one that never gets pathologized because it is -the- normalized form of human behavior.
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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 11/01/2026
the people who publicly ask a robot to put a kid in a bikini are sick, and so are all the people using AI to do it in private, and i'm guessing the second group vastly outnumbers the first group. these tools need limiters.
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Matt @mmmbrownies.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
love to see a bunch of the bigger liberal accounts just openly spreading the homophobic lie from Renee’s son’s grandfather that her son is orphaned now & “there’s nobody else in his life” despite the fact that Renee’s wife was literally in the car with her when it happened
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Matt @mmmbrownies.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I have an idea
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Matt @mmmbrownies.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
better training is not gonna stop the gestapo from murdering whoever the fuck they please because that’s actively what they’re being trained to do
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
We’ve graduated from “abolish ICE is the moderate position” to “Nuremberg trials for the Trump regime and its Gestapo is the moderate position.”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/01/2026
abolishing the domestic terror group ICE is the moderate position at this point
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Some people need to be struck in public repeatedly until they just stop talking altogether
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 04/01/2026
You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 03/01/2026
hacking the US or leaking inside info may be scary, but you know what's even scarier? war do the right thing. use ur skills, use ur knowledge.
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I am tired of Earth. These people.
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Spreadsheet enjoyer 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @bluser12.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets. polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
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Matt @mmmbrownies.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
yeah I mean I don’t think that guy was right about literally anything else he said there but if you live in the global north you straight up don’t get to say you’ve never exploited anyone bc basically everything in your life is subsidized by the exploitation of the global south
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 30/12/2025
Everyone is trying to dunk on this person but following the thread he is 100% correct. We use the existence of greater evils to ignore our own complicity. This thread feels like the everyone surrounded by piss laughing at the guy in clean water.
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Hex 🔞 (Comms closed) @lunarloser.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Absolute wonder woman ✋😶🤚
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Matt @mmmbrownies.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Barbz rly are like the distilled essence of stan culture & I mean that in the most derogatory manner possible
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Kody @kodyisover.com · 19/12/2025
It's not just TomboyX, by the way! Trump's FDA has sent these warning letters to 11 companies that sell Binders. - TransGuy Supply - ShapeShifter Apparel - GenderBender - gc2b - TomboyX - FLAVNT Streetwear - Early to Bed - TOMSCOUT - For Them - Fluxion - UNTAG www.fda.gov/inspections-...
List of recently issued FDA warning letters, all from 12/18/2025. For all of them, the Issuing Office is Center for Devices and Radiological Health and the reason for the issuances are "Failure to Register and List/Misbranded." The offending companies are TG Supply LLC d/b/a TransGuy Supply, ShapeShifter Apparel, LLC, GenderBender LLC, Marli Washington Design, LLC, TomboyX, PBC, FLAVNT Streetwear, LLC, 	Early to Bed, Inc., TOMSCOUT, For Them, Inc., and Philadelphia 7, Inc d/b/a Passional Boutique. The final few companies issued warnings do not appear because the page only lists 10 entries.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Nicki Minaj really did us all a favor by completely falling apart as an artist before becoming a non-stop fountain of regurgitated bigotry.
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dom 🤭 @domcamatic.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
the recommended limit of detaining children mind you
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/12/2025
it does feel like an intense societal problem that the founder of palantir, the biggest survellience company, thinks like this
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/12/2025
i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I did a comic about this three years ago.
The masturbating comedian comeback tour. A Louis CK- like comedian shrugs. We see him masturbating with a fip fip fip. He says "I still hate my daughters." A crowd hollers in amusement saying "He's a genius" "WOOOO" "He's still got it!"
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 24/11/2025
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Matt @mmmbrownies.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
the amount of ppl on twitter who seem surprised that a lot of the rly big racist accounts were from India is baffling to me bc like… that’s not even remotely surprising if you know anything abt Indian racial dynamics
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Imani Barbarin @imanibarbarin.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
A lot of you believe in eugenics because it’s the only facet to white supremacy and racism you have access to because if pain and suffering were the prerequisites to not having reproductive choice then no one other than straight, white, Nondisabled men would exist.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Actually the question that occurs to me is "will you nominate him anyway even after years of people telling you they won't vote for him if you do, and then when you lose as you were warned you would, will you blame not yourselves but the people who warned you."
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 05/11/2025
Took 37 years, but I’m finally jealous about one (1) New York thing.
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