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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 3h
um, what
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 21h
the mother, the father, the serpent, the priest youtu.be/Sx7eqdkwxEw?...
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Kids in the Hall - Bass Player
YouTube video by Your Bestie Depressedy
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 21h
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Twin Peaks It Is Happening Again
Alt: the dream giant from Twin Peaks saying “It Is Happening Again”
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 03/10/2026
remember that guy who got shot and they made an ai video of him forgiving the guy who killed him at the trial. if i die, please don't make a video saying it's ok the guy shot me
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm not naive enough to actually believe this will happen, but Democrats could be preparing, right now, lists of impeachment charges against (at a bare minimum) Hegseth, Kennedy, Mullin, Patel, Blanche, & Trump, as well as Bondi, Bovino, & Noem (still worth doing!) that rely purely on public facts,
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A big side effect of never listening to anyone else’s advice ever is that Trump is always woefully behind on talking points long abandoned by his party
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Jessica McKenzie @jessimckenzi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don't think you should be allowed to call your business a speakeasy if it has a yelp page
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Obsession (2025) dir. Curry Barker
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I vote that we heretofore suspend the beginning of Spooky Season for a week so that we may properly celebrate Clownery Week
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ll also add that most of the heat should be directed at USA Today, but the journalists who participated in this breach of ethics also made a choice. Organizations are made up of people. We can’t absolve the people who do harm on the behalf of an organization.
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is all kinds of fucked up
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can read Jamal’s work here. It was the honor of my life to have been his editor at the Washington Post. Rest in peace, Jamal. And I’m sorry the Washington Post opinions page ended up betraying what we both stood for. www.washingtonpost.com/news/global-...
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Opinion | Read Jamal Khashoggi’s columns for The Washington Post
Jamal Khashoggi, a veteran Saudi journalist who Turkish officials say was killed in Istanbul after walking into the consulate of Saudi Arabia, had been writing a column for The Post since last year.
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what a predictable fucking piece of shit this guy is
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New Eminem verse dropped on his upcoming collab with Kid Rock, and imho it speaks deeply to a lot about what's going on with the world
[Verse 2: Eminem]
Politics this, politics that, wait a tick before you wear a red hat
People on the right deserve rights and that's right
People on the left left behind the rights that are left, right?
I voted sticker shining on my vest, got it real fresh
I picked it up at J Crew in their end of summer sales fest
We're dropping bombs instead of rhymes, don't you think it's time
To hold hands and be nice, instead of throwing hands every night?
Here's one bomb I'll drop, in the hopes that y'all will all stop
Charlie Kirk was a fan, wrote me once or twice before he was a man
And the crazy part that's real? He was the basis for when I wrote Stan
Damn (10x echoing to fade away) (air horn)
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OH SHIIII
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
genuinely shocked to see her in ads for European Wax Center, likely one of the companies with the most to lose from alienating their trans and drag clientele
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
on the subject of prescient 2016 tweets
Joy Reid @JoyAnnReid • 1h
And yet when Democrats regained power, they didn't seek to jail Cheney, Wolfowitz, Feith et.al. for lying to Congress, cooking intel etc.
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Joy Reid • @JoyAnnReid
Say what you want about Democrats, but they don't play politics that way.
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every person in the next administration will be replacing the worst person to ever hold their office.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@murrman5

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived ona deserted island for a year] it was crazy

[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
STILL? I guess he’s right about their poor messaging
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
well damn, I had terrible timing posting this innocuously last night. RIP to a 1 of 1 bsky.app/profile/mj-s...
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TIL the session drummer that played on Prefab Sprout’s debut album Swoon is the brother of Cronos, frontman of the incredible metal band Venom. Yeah, this guy youtu.be/4TztqYaemt0?...
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Venom - Live At City Gardens, NJ. CLASSIC.
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there is without a doubt a walking assistance apparatus under that coat. very common for stroke victims and people with advancing dementia
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In honour of 'Night of the Living Dead' having its Pittsburgh premiere on this day in 1968, here are some zombie antics from previous years.
The 4 panel Drake meme is now in black & white. The 1st panel shows Barbara, from 'Night of the Living Dead' (1968), smiling as she points at her dashing brother Johnny in Panel 2. Panel 3 shows a distraught Barbara, looking away from her now zombified brother in panel 4.The thumbs-up version of the 'Two Buttons' meme, except the Space Captain guy has been replaced by Tarman from The Return of The Living Dead. The two options on the buttons are "BRAINS" and "MORE BRAINS".The Spider-Man Pointing Meme, but the 2 Spideys are now zombies. They both have chunks missing out of them, with ripped costumes that show their green mouldy skin beneath. Zombie Spidey 1 is holding his own, severed right arm, complete with pointing finger, in his left hand and directing it at Zombie Spidey 2. Zombie Spidey 2 is still pointing at Zombie Spidey 1 with his right arm, but that arm has detached itself from his shoulder and now lying on the floor. There's no blood because that ain't what Spidey's about.The Bernie Sanders meme where he is "Once again asking... " except Bernie's face has been swapped for Zombie Flyboy, from "Dawn of the Dead" (1978). The wording now reads: "I am once again asking for your braaaaaaaaains."
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He was so close! (to another ticking time bomb of a job)
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mjmnys.bsky.social @mjmnys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The boundless, limitless egos of mediocre white men are going to be the death of us all.
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
jesus fucking shitting christ
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
County Durham checks out (cc: @jessehawken.bsky.social)
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MrOntology @mrontology.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One thing all conservatives agree on is that they shouldn’t need to do any work to get what they want.
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PSA
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“independent” movies are always like 🎥 van gum presents a studio scope 🔭 film from ♣️ club media ♣️ in association with 🙈 naked monkey™️
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 30/09/2026
You should just be able to find your little niche in the world & stay there comfortably if it’s what makes you happy. That’s literally all being human is about. Just hanging out and doing something helpful. We made up all this other shit and it’s making everyone miserable, bc there’s no finish line.
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
based on recent enrollment estimates, the total number of students from all 5 schools doesn’t top 100,000. (Hillsdale, for example, has 1600 students.) Their military programs presumably make up a small percentage of that. He’s talking entirely out his ass, is what I’m saying
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you run into a weirdo in the morning, you ran into a weirdo. if you run into weirdos all day, you’re the weirdo
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Between this guy, Markwayne Mullin and Tom Homan, there will be no more marbles left for anyone else’s mouth
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He didn’t turn around when he was supposed to and he ended up with two 4s
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Miles Bennell @milesbennell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Internet Archive has a ton of cool monster mags.
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nazi hellsite
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Seinfeld Security Guard's Reaction
Alt: Seinfeld Security Guard's Reaction to George bringing him a rocking chair to make his job more comfortable: “Not bad. Not bad at all.”
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey uh Roman Morello just became an international phenom in 20 seconds #JimmyKimmelLive
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is anyone talking about Chi Phi’s status as “recognized by the national org but not chartered by the university”? That’s not a frat, that’s a party house
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when wells fargo and the fucking local police are doing more than the university, it’s a bad look
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the coolest girl around and I want to be her friend so bad
Girl Scouts a profile pic of a bb goth in a Girl Scout vestgirlscouts What happens when a pet owner doesn't have the information they need to properly care for a reptile?
Gold Award Girl Scout Sicilia saw how a lack of education could impact reptiles and local ecosystems, so she took action. For her #gsGoldAward project, she created educational videos focused on proper bearded dragon care and shared what she learned with younger Girl Scouts through presentations on responsible pet ownership.
By making reliable care information more accessible, Sicilia created a resource that can continue helping reptile owners make informed choices long after her project. *t
Via: @girlscoutssierranevada
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s like they’re actively finding ways to make me hate them more
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 30/09/2026
bill belichick, mumbling, when you ask him how the chili cook-off went
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perpetual eternal @mj-slenderman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
came to this thread wondering if this would get a mention, was not disappointed. makes that dude hard to watch, and it seems like he’s everywhere
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