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Alyson Ward

@mitihati.bsky.social
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Septuagenerian. Prehistory fan, animal lover, autodidact know-it-all. Let’s exchange limericks or quotes from the Simpsons, Deadwood, or the Sopranos. ITMFA

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 21h
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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💙Christine Slemmer💙 @slem63.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/10/2026
"I don’t know what every person in that group saw or knew. But I am raising one of the others. The boy who might someday be in the room. Or holding the phone. The boy who didn’t do it. The boy who could therefore spend the rest of his life explaining that he didn’t do anything." buff.ly/z7yWbR2
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An Open Letter to Cornell University from the Mother of a Prospective Male Student
“Seven former Cornell students are accused in a civil lawsuit of sexually assaulting another Cornell student who says she was incapacitated. Messages alleged...
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Ryusui @theryusui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
comparing Rowling to Pratchett is like comparing one of those old radium-painted glow-in-the-dark watch faces with the goddamn SUN
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☣︎☘️⛧Borameer⛧☘️☣︎ @borameer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Learnin’ how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them." - Terry Pratchett #Discworld #TerryPratchett #DailyPratchett #SirTerry
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@ryhanbeard.bsky.social
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colleenky.bsky.social @colleenky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👇🏻👇🏻
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mecha-sheep.bsky.social @mecha-sheep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need more birds of prey interacting on their terms with rich people.
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Donald Trump Startled by Eagle
ALT: Donald Trump Startled by Eagle
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Richard @richard-45.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026
Fellas, we have to talk to our sons while they’re still young. This foundation👇🏽 is the way…
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Jane Doe‼️‼️‼️‼️ @kimtothej.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who could’ve foreseen that after the Supreme Court gave Trump immunity from prosecution for committing crimes while in office he would commit lots of crimes while in office?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Norway produces more oil than Venezuela. And yet, between January and August 2026, electric vehicles made up 97.8 percent of all new cars sold in that country. Moving to EVs is often based on intelligence, not need. Which is why it lags in the notoriously short-sighted and stupid United States.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@fleisch2.bsky.social
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patriciarc58.bsky.social @patriciarc58.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is dawning upon them
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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rain-singer.bsky.social @rain-singer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never before has a turtle turtled this hard. Zoom in and appreciate The Foot
A fantastic painted turtle stands on a snag in a stream. Turtle has a smooth black carapace with bright red edges. Its neck and legs are a glorious riot of yellow racing stripes. It has its neck fully extended staring at the sky and the back right leg and foot are completely extended. This is an epic pose by a creature at the peak of its powers.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hurting the president’s feelings isn’t a national security threat Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reminiscing about the time someone threw a shoe at an American president. Good times.
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Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 22/09/2026
Happy Hobbit Day to those who celebrate 🙏
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Bilbo Baggins' Iconic Party Speech
Alt: Bilbo Baggins giving his party speech. "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self control.
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.
A graph of Noem and Kash
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TKarney @pecunium.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
O. M. G.
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 17/09/2026
#Cat TV. #Cats
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zobear.bsky.social @zobear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Trump's FEMA Denies North Carolina's Request for Hurricane Helene Aid
The Trump administration denied North Carolina's request for FEMA to cover 100 percent of the state's Hurricane Helene debris removal costs.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
y’all are bad
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Nat Turner’s Slave Rebellion @nateturner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The President of the United States is a wretched pedophile.
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OGBobbyJoshson @jawalker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every day I wake up wishing he didn’t.
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shitler hanging with Saudi royalty.
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profpolisci.bsky.social @profpolisci.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Who wore it better?
Jeremy Bentham’s remains at the university college of London
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/09/2026
"The mainstream media, is, unsurprisingly, not covering itself in glory as it struggles to avoid saying that either the president’s brain has completely left the station or that he’s a mendacious liar who knows no bounds, or both."
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The muted response to Trump 9/11 fantasy is a media failure
It’s not “disputed.” He’s delusional.
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Nat Turner’s Slave Rebellion @nateturner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“He allowed people to express their racism & bigotry in a way that they haven’t been able to in quite a while & they really love him for that. It’s a shocking thing to realise people love their hatred more than they care about their own actual lives.” Fran Lebowitz
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Prediction: Shitler will try to have Fort Knox re-named after himself.
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
😍🤣 Chill doggo .
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
He accepted his fate #Cat #Cats #Catsofbluesky #Caturday #LifuX
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Also available in “Car Tire.” (Pic is evangelist Ernest Angley)
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Goodnight 🌙
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 27/07/2026
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Mosaic Monday. Cretan cat thrown in, no extra charge.
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Pacific Observation Post @carldownunder.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Damn! Need a backhoe to feed it and clean up after him
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Pacific Observation Post @carldownunder.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This is from 2016. We are all scientists now
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Metaphors and Beyond @metaphorsandbeyond.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Tim @darthtim0718.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I hate it when they don't get Homer correct.
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Homer Simpson Angry Scream
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