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Alyson Ward

@mitihati.bsky.social
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Septuagenerian. Prehistory fan, animal lover, autodidact know-it-all. Let’s exchange limericks or quotes from the Simpsons, Deadwood, or the Sopranos. ITMFA

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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 1h
Diarrhea, Measles and Death, courtesy of the Trump-Kennedy syndicate.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He isn’t stupid, but he thinks he’s funny and that American voters are stupid. He’s wicked.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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I Dont Know Pothead
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
By that logic, why don’t we get rid of all those shifty photosynthesizers?
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💙Christine Slemmer💙 @slem63.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He could have stopped at “I don’t know.”
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I Dont Know Pothead
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, JD, you are describing your wing-nut, “lies are ok if they might get you votes” philisophy. Ohio State and Yale should publicly repudiate this “scholar.”
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/10/2026
"I don’t know what every person in that group saw or knew. But I am raising one of the others. The boy who might someday be in the room. Or holding the phone. The boy who didn’t do it. The boy who could therefore spend the rest of his life explaining that he didn’t do anything." buff.ly/z7yWbR2
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An Open Letter to Cornell University from the Mother of a Prospective Male Student
“Seven former Cornell students are accused in a civil lawsuit of sexually assaulting another Cornell student who says she was incapacitated. Messages alleged...
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Ryusui @theryusui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
comparing Rowling to Pratchett is like comparing one of those old radium-painted glow-in-the-dark watch faces with the goddamn SUN
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☣︎☘️⛧Borameer⛧☘️☣︎ @borameer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Learnin’ how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them." - Terry Pratchett #Discworld #TerryPratchett #DailyPratchett #SirTerry
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Go To Sleep Go To Bed
ALT: Go To Sleep Go To Bed
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is it now: Low T Tuesdays?
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Grandma has a habit Of eating in her sleep. She chews on Grampa’s whiskers And thinks it’s shredded wheat.
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@ryhanbeard.bsky.social
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colleenky.bsky.social @colleenky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👇🏻👇🏻
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s smarter than 700% of the world’s population.
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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mecha-sheep.bsky.social @mecha-sheep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need more birds of prey interacting on their terms with rich people.
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Donald Trump Startled by Eagle
ALT: Donald Trump Startled by Eagle
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love it when strangers ask me about my pendant.
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Will the Russians also give Trump a golden Presidential Seal to adorn this so-called ballroom? IYKYK
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Richard @richard-45.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Presidential Library material.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026
Fellas, we have to talk to our sons while they’re still young. This foundation👇🏽 is the way…
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And Schmitt doubled down on his error on the Rogan podcast. Like his Fearless Leader, he could not admit he’d screwed up. Morons.
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Men In Black Edgar
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Jane Doe‼️‼️‼️‼️ @kimtothej.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And of course Shitler and Kim are bosom buddies, too. Moron.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who could’ve foreseen that after the Supreme Court gave Trump immunity from prosecution for committing crimes while in office he would commit lots of crimes while in office?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Norway produces more oil than Venezuela. And yet, between January and August 2026, electric vehicles made up 97.8 percent of all new cars sold in that country. Moving to EVs is often based on intelligence, not need. Which is why it lags in the notoriously short-sighted and stupid United States.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We’re No Angels stands the test of time.
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@fleisch2.bsky.social
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patriciarc58.bsky.social @patriciarc58.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is dawning upon them
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They look like they just found out Xi is a communist.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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rain-singer.bsky.social @rain-singer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never before has a turtle turtled this hard. Zoom in and appreciate The Foot
A fantastic painted turtle stands on a snag in a stream. Turtle has a smooth black carapace with bright red edges. Its neck and legs are a glorious riot of yellow racing stripes. It has its neck fully extended staring at the sky and the back right leg and foot are completely extended. This is an epic pose by a creature at the peak of its powers.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hurting the president’s feelings isn’t a national security threat Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reminiscing about the time someone threw a shoe at an American president. Good times.
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whereas Gaetz wants to date your kids?
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Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 22/09/2026
Happy Hobbit Day to those who celebrate 🙏
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Bilbo Baggins' Iconic Party Speech
Alt: Bilbo Baggins giving his party speech. "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What a dilemma for this narcissistic POS. He thrives on the attention, but he likes to think he’s that powerful.
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hope he gets the welcome and respect he deserves. POS.
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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The Mask Jim Carrey
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Running up stairs doesn’t end an illegal war.
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Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If an elephant steals your pajamas, you’re a victim.
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