Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 1hDiarrhea, Measles and Death, courtesy of the Trump-Kennedy syndicate. 000
Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 09/10/2026He isn’t stupid, but he thinks he’s funny and that American voters are stupid. He’s wicked. 100
Reposted by Alyson WardLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4083460110441
Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comI Dont Know PotheadALT: I Dont Know Pothead 000
Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 08/10/2026By that logic, why don’t we get rid of all those shifty photosynthesizers? 000
Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He could have stopped at “I don’t know.”static.klipy.comI Dont Know PotheadALT: I Dont Know Pothead 000
Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 08/10/2026No, JD, you are describing your wing-nut, “lies are ok if they might get you votes” philisophy. Ohio State and Yale should publicly repudiate this “scholar.” 000
Reposted by Alyson WardMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/10/2026"I don’t know what every person in that group saw or knew. But I am raising one of the others. The boy who might someday be in the room. Or holding the phone. The boy who didn’t do it. The boy who could therefore spend the rest of his life explaining that he didn’t do anything." buff.ly/z7yWbR2buff.lyAn Open Letter to Cornell University from the Mother of a Prospective Male Student“Seven former Cornell students are accused in a civil lawsuit of sexually assaulting another Cornell student who says she was incapacitated. Messages alleged... 527989
Reposted by Alyson WardRyusui @theryusui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026comparing Rowling to Pratchett is like comparing one of those old radium-painted glow-in-the-dark watch faces with the goddamn SUN 131
Reposted by Alyson Ward☣︎☘️⛧Borameer⛧☘️☣︎ @borameer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Learnin’ how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them." - Terry Pratchett #Discworld #TerryPratchett #DailyPratchett #SirTerry 021
Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comGo To Sleep Go To BedALT: Go To Sleep Go To Bed 000
Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Grandma has a habit Of eating in her sleep. She chews on Grampa’s whiskers And thinks it’s shredded wheat. 0153
Reposted by Alyson Wardmecha-sheep.bsky.social @mecha-sheep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We need more birds of prey interacting on their terms with rich people.static.klipy.comDonald Trump Startled by EagleALT: Donald Trump Startled by Eagle 0262
Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Will the Russians also give Trump a golden Presidential Seal to adorn this so-called ballroom? IYKYK 000
Reposted by Alyson WardChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026Fellas, we have to talk to our sons while they’re still young. This foundation👇🏽 is the way… 547125113638
Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And Schmitt doubled down on his error on the Rogan podcast. Like his Fearless Leader, he could not admit he’d screwed up. Morons. 060
Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comMen In Black EdgarALT: Men In Black Edgar 1110
Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And of course Shitler and Kim are bosom buddies, too. Moron. 000
Reposted by Alyson WardRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Who could’ve foreseen that after the Supreme Court gave Trump immunity from prosecution for committing crimes while in office he would commit lots of crimes while in office? 30164321724
Reposted by Alyson WardMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Norway produces more oil than Venezuela. And yet, between January and August 2026, electric vehicles made up 97.8 percent of all new cars sold in that country. Moving to EVs is often based on intelligence, not need. Which is why it lags in the notoriously short-sighted and stupid United States. 533146693594
Reposted by Alyson WardBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably" 263463502
Reposted by Alyson Wardpatriciarc58.bsky.social @patriciarc58.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It is dawning upon them 051
Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They look like they just found out Xi is a communist. 050
Reposted by Alyson WardThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 313174893322
Reposted by Alyson WardJanet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Never before has a turtle turtled this hard. Zoom in and appreciate The Foot 551259278
Reposted by Alyson WardAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hurting the president’s feelings isn’t a national security threat Thank you for your attention to this matter. 516219994567
Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Reminiscing about the time someone threw a shoe at an American president. Good times. 020
Reposted by Alyson WardSamantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 22/09/2026Happy Hobbit Day to those who celebrate 🙏static.klipy.comBilbo Baggins' Iconic Party SpeechAlt: Bilbo Baggins giving his party speech. "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." 15445102
Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What a dilemma for this narcissistic POS. He thrives on the attention, but he likes to think he’s that powerful. 010
Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I hope he gets the welcome and respect he deserves. POS. 020
Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Mask Jim CarreyALT: The Mask Jim Carrey 000
Alyson Ward @mitihati.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If an elephant steals your pajamas, you’re a victim. 000