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mitch ryan

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Ian @pompsy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mark A's plans are measured in centuries
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Show me someone who buys ground chicken, I’ll show you a sucker
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I succcumbed and did the shows thing
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gary Sanchez with a massive lip throwing a 37 mph curveball for a swinging strike might be my favorite moment in baseball history
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
In June, every girl in America watches an hour of soft core porn every night. It’s called Love Island
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Different administration, different context, different guys, but I can't say how much a "we almost made this deal also, actually" report out of the Celtics front office after a big trade feels like home. In a tumultuous world and a chaotic moment, it's nice to be able to count on this kind of thing.
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Jacob Misiorowski
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Jackson putting on his nice collared shirt to go to Poto. He’s adorable
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Jake Bauers means a lot to me
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My most-bought-in take this year is that Brice Turang is going to be the NL MVP
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 11/05/2026
The MLB Spaghetti Policy - Teams who will allow you to bring in a gallon ziplock bag of spaghetti 🍝 to a game. Want to add the Phillies here too. Their policy was unclear online but we found posts this morning showing they’d allow it too.
THE MLB
SPAGHETTI POLICY
GALLON BAG OF SPAGHETTI ALLOWED®
SICKOS
COMMITTEE
REDS
HOUSTON
ASTROS
SICKOS
COMMITTEE
BREWERS
Miami
GIANTS
™M
MANY OTHER MLB TEAM LOGOS
****THIS 15 NOT A 100% GUARANTEE
AND ARE SUBJECT TO ALL SECURITY SEARCHES AND STADIUM POLICIES
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Adult Teducation @jifenthusiast.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The Mother’s Day Brewers are nature’s most unstoppable force
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
lmao
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My main take on the Dianna Russini bit is that I have reason to believe that she's been concealing a Carmela Soprano-grade North Jersey accent for years for her job and I hope she can now go back to talking that way for a while. defector.com/local-sports...
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Local Sports Broadcasters Should Have Regional Accents | Defector
Here is a brief clip of ESPN NFL reporter Dianna Russini explaining that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have moved on from Antonio Brown after his most recent completion of The Classic Antonio Brown Behavio...
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
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Erica Block @ericablockparty.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
There is a growing section of shirtless Rockies fans at Coors Field chanting "Take it off, take it off!" the group is getting bigger as more topless people join
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Crucially left out Jesse from The Valley Welcome back king 😈😈
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
April fools day is a celebration for the humorless Bottom of the barrel
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Mad men s6 e10. One of the best needle drops in the series
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Sad to announce West Wilson is out as my Top Dawg on Bravo Shep Rose has replaced him in the #1 spot West joins Jax Taylor on the restricted list Stable is very thin right now
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The baseball mind
JM Baseball video

TYLER GLASNOW'S DREAM DINNER GUESTS
1. JESUS
2. MUHAMMAD
3. DAVE CHAPPELLE
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I’ve always been an Old Soul. That’s why I got obsessed with Steely Dan at 27 instead of 32
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Bryce Harper disconsolately drinking a room-temp pint of raw milk in the clubhouse right now.
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Vintage democrats to have their big line being calling Trump a “pedophile protector” He is a pedophile himself!
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 11/02/2026
sigh
Post from Avery Edison: I wrote "I am alive" on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Nothing illustrates this more than the Epstein thing. Every app you go on, everybody is hungry for the juicy details of the president’s billionaire pedophile ring. If the main thing driving media was getting clicks/views, they would be all over it. It’s not the top story on most of their sites!
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I’ve got an idea for all the streaming services - if the episode is played by Autoplay from the last episode, don’t show me the recap of last episode You know I just watched it
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Pretty crazy 11 movie January. Couldn’t even fit Jackie Brown in the screenshot
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Kristen Radtke @kristenradtke.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com
theverge.com
I grew up with Alex Pretti
The kind-hearted ICU nurse shot by ICE agents was my childhood best friend.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Greg Bovino getting his Minneapolis performance review.
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/01/2026
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Nice of Trump to give our history students a nice juicy example of The Imperial Boomerang in 1 week
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
quite the sequence: two players motion at the same time (because one illegal shift isn't enough for the Jags), ball gets snapped, Trevor Lawrence dirts it thinking the play was getting blown dead and gets (wrongly?) flagged for intentional grounding.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Nobody does "booty had me like" posts anymore. And I think that's really sad.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️ also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The New York financier?
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
@mmcnulty0.bsky.social You see this?
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Cheney death hasn’t been as fun as I thought initially. I think this does a good job summarizing why
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/11/2025
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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mitch ryan @mitch8ryan.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Yamamoto??
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