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@misterharder.bsky.social
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🎶 I've been having a horrible time... 🎶

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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Hey Siri, what does 'consternation' look like?"
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You can't go around saying "go woke, go broke" and then say that Macklemore et al are just jumping on a bandwagon for cash.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
In case anyone was wondering, @jimmyeatworld.bsky.social is still putting on absolutely flawless live shows
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Kate Clancy @kateclancy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Jesus fucking Christ covid vax REDUCED miscarriages and stillbirths. Also I'm one of the people who studied menstrual side fx of the covid vax to make sure we didn't invalidate peoples' real experiences, and to better set expectations for side fx. Ultimately the project made me even MORE provax!
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I've not really used this platform in a while, but I play music with a pretty cool band and we made a really dumb music video and plz watch it? youtu.be/HcsTxOmwZ-M
youtu.be
Showoff - Turn Out The Lights (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Showoff
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
In case anyone pays more attention to this app than Meta or TikTok: Showoff is playing this insanely stacked show tomorrow in Aurora IL, I'd love it if you'd come hang out! www.ticketsource.com/630-producti...
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
@thetomcampbell.bsky.social Happy belated birthday, from me, Oliver, a̶n̶d̶ ̶P̶h̶i̶l̶ ̶C̶o̶l̶l̶i̶n̶s̶ ̶ JUST KIDDING HE'S A DORK BORN ON JANUARY 30TH
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Finally got to start something I've been wanting to try for years: Oliver and I just started reading The Hobbit (or There And Back Again, if you want to get parenthetical about this) together.
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I really enjoyed playing the #tombraider trilogy earlier this year, and if you've got PS Plus, and you're looking for some of that really, really dank escapism, the kind that leaves little pockets for dissociation? Yeah, probably you would like these games too. store.playstation.com/en-us/produc...
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Tomb Raider: Definitive Survivor Trilogy
Tomb Raider Definitive Survivor Trilogy is the complete edition of the award-winning Tomb Raider origin games. This collection contains all the definitive edition content from each critically acclaime...
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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
She thinks she missed the train to Mars She’s out back spittin bars
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 30/11/2025
And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 26/11/2025
Just a gentle reminder that everything we're thankful for is due to the grace and help of others and, for many of us, a heaping dose of unearned privilege. None of us has ever truly done anything on our own. Who we are is often the result of the emotional labor of teachers, parents, and mentors.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/11/2025
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 25/11/2025
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
A six-panel comic. In the first panel, a yellow warbler says "Hey so I'm going to go out on a limb here." In panels two through five, the warbler hops along a long branch against a blue sky with clouds. In panel 6, it stops at the end of the branch and sings.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
it just strikes me as a bad idea to pick fights with an astronaut.
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Kaye Ross @kaye.zone · 24/11/2025
They don’t tell you how many angels get sucked through jet engines but I bet the answer is “some”
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 23/11/2025
Yo what’s up chat. It’s ya boy Sisyphus, back again with another Eternal Boulder Any% run. If you’re new here, smash that follow button like Zeus smashed my hopes and dreams.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
buckaroos know this classic way
meme comic of someone pushing two buttons at once the first button says 'gratitude for this timeline on a grand cosmic level’ and second says 'understanding it still takes work to make it better.' the last panel is a bud giving a thumbs up and he is labled 'buckaroos proving love is real'
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Many years ago, @davidbazan.bsky.social told a story between songs that ended with the phrase "E.B. White is a motherfucker," and that has lived in my brain until this moment.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 14/11/2025
So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
A screenshot of a tweet from Ludwig saying:

a couple weeks ago I found out one of my oldest viewers passed away

she started following when i had 100 viewers

she was super active in chat, funny, and helped turn my goofy dream of being a streamer into a full fledged career

she was also trans, and my community was one of the few places she felt comfortable expressing that in

so today in her memory im doing a charity stream for the Trevor project

ty to anyone who tunes in or donates

rip kanabana
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Max Read @maxread.info · 07/11/2025
we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...
One way of thinking about Twitter, especially in the Elon Musk era, is as the latest and most sophisticated version of the mailing lists that have powered the conservative movement, and the various scams and cons and schemes that constitute it, since the 1960s--in other words, as a huge and immediately accessible collection of suckers, waiting to have their avidity and paranoia exploited for cash. The predictions markets here are happy to play the same role with heavy X.com users as crypto scams and meme-stock hustlers did on the same site a few years ago, or as cash-for-gold ads did with Fox News viewers a decade before that, or as direct-mail get-rich-quick schemes did with Goldwater voters deep in prehistory.1

But the demand for dumb money created by the increasing annexation of our everyday social and cultural lives into casino-market hybrids like predictions markets (or, arguably, social media itself2) isn’t going to be satisfied solely by a pre-existing population of Birchite suckers. We talk a lot about the “male loneliness crisis” but in my estimation we don’t talk enough about the “male suckerfication crisis”: The process by which young men are continuously cultivated--by politicians, influencers, podcasters, sportscasters, and the very structure of social networks--as dupes and suckers, both for the enrichment and empowerment of Trumpist politicians and movements but also in service of the profits an ever-expanding roster of gambling and gambling-adjacent industries, among them app-enabled retail day-trading, crypto speculation, predictions markets, and of course, actual sports betting.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 13/11/2025
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
November 14: A Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeeter Fence and Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing

(human hand inside kermit frame, yelling yaaay)

this is adapted from an artwork you see on redbubble, even though its edited i would have credited an original artist if one could have been positively determined, its too widespread and stolen for over a decade to nail it down precisely. sorry i tried, dont yell at me.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
theonion.com/fact-checkin...
Claim: My uncle says Mamdani will abolish the entire NYPD.

True: Your uncle does say that.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Rare is the perfect photograph, a photograph that is both literal and metaphor, a photograph that fills the void where a person should be.
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 06/11/2025
Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 06/11/2025
Oh no there’s gonna be a mistrial
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Just making sure @shinery.bsky.social in particular knows about this: www.vice.com/en/article/m...
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Meet Strong Boys, Dublin’s Gayest Hardcore Band
This is queer liberation backed by a gruff Negative Approach style of hardcore punk.
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 03/11/2025
can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
A pair of silver aluminum barbecue tongs on a white background .
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competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
wizard frog is insane
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Update: pulled it off.
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I may have just set some truly ridiculous events in motion.
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I was so happy to get to help give Adam from @cultaholic.bsky.social a fitting sendoff today. Seriously, best of luck for whatever comes next. youtube.com/clip/Ugkx_He...
youtube.com
YouTube
Share your videos with friends, family, and the world
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I'm in a music video! If you've got 3ish minutes to check it out, that would be awesome--I think it's pretty cool, but I'm a little biased... #musicvideo newnoisemagazine.com/premieres/vi...
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Video Premiere: Showoff – ‘Crimson’
Chicago punk act Showoff are sharing their new song and music video “Crimson,” from their latest EP Haverstraw.
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Do you think anyone has used the stage name "Philomena Cosmicpower" yet?
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I realized this weekend that, as much as I still love in/CASINO/Out, I would rather listen to The Mars Volta than ATDI. I never thought that would be the case, but here we are.
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I'm...maybe halfway through Dragon Age: The Veilguard. I'm not always connecting with it the way I did past games in the series, but I'm realizing the longer I play that @erikaishii.bsky.social as Rook might be one of my all-time favorite player-character VA performances.
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Who's going to this one? do312.com/events/2025/7/24/out-of-s…
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Out of Space 2025 Music Festival in Chicago at Illinois Science +
Check out Out of Space 2025 Music Festival at Illinois Science + Technology Park Field (Skokie, IL) in and get detailed info for the event - tickets, photos, video and reviews.
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Please enjoy this celebration of #womenshistorymonth, courtesy of noted man Will Forte: youtu.be/qSy5heM5sVE
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Weekend Update: Women's History Song - Saturday Night Live
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I have been trying since 2006 to convince people this song rules ass, actually. @alexonvacation.bsky.social gets it. youtu.be/tjXnNQc4OLE
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'Life Is A Highway' Was Always A Pop Punk Song (and here's proof)
YouTube video by Alex Melton
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Kaye Ross @kaye.zone · 21/02/2025
I have a distinct memory of being in high school and telling a very offensive joke to an older girl I liked. She looked me in the eye and told me in no uncertain terms that she couldn’t be around me if I talked like that. Her pushback made me a better person than I otherwise would have been.
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Day two without running water. Haven't showered in weeks.
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Evan @misterharder.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The letter Q, specifically, gave me the word to explain part of who I really am. It took until I was 34 years old, but the word "queer" finally felt right, when straight (or bi, or anything else) never did.
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