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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Found your mum on Wikipedia
A painting of a massive boxy cow labelled as The Craven Heifer
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is one of my favorite visual jokes of all time. i think about it several times a week.
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
New Frankenstein remake has dropped
Newspaper headline: Report but do not approach: Police seek 2-metre-tall man in Baarn after a conflict
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World War I As It Happened (1914) @warhappened.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Coming under fire from German police forces on the approach to Lomé, Alhaji Grunshi fires back, the first shot fired by a British soldier of this war.
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I am so interested in the decision making process here
A headline from the Dutch news: Second stuntman hurt after being catapulted at Zwarte Cross festival
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.𖥔 ݁ ˖ PIXELPLAGUE .𖥔 ݁ 🔜 BLFC / FURPOC @pixelplague.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
GUYS!! Lego rats are over HALF WAY supported, you simply just make an account and VOTE! Please support this project, I've never wanted lego so bad!! 🔗 👇 #rats #petrats #rodent #ratmerch #cuterats #ratfursona
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This is surprisingly affecting - the number of depictions of instruments I've seen in my life and I never, not once, really stopped to think about how they would sound. I never understood people who see the past in black and white because of old photos, but now I realise I've been doing that aurally
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm sorry, you do what now?
Header question: What are your dinner plans? Do you like cooking or do you prefer going out?

Answer: Tonight we’ll have a barbecue at home of steak and rice and veggies. I do like cooking at home, because I make dinner at 9pm – we’re kind of night owls – and then I eat that until 3 am because I eat small portions every hour.
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
An article about Daewoo Motors and an image of George Eliot
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Good Squiddance @squidfromspace.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is good news, and it matters beyond the ponds themselves. It's a reminder that, as others have said, the horrifying rollback of trans rights in the UK over the last year and change has happened wholly without a democratic mandate. When the people get a say, they demand inclusion.
Article header reading "Hampstead Heath ponds to remain trans-inclusive after public back existing rules." It goes on to say "Policy agreement means trans people will continue to have access to Kenwood Ladies' and Highgate Men's ponds in north-west London". Then there's a picture of someone diving into water, below which it says "A public consultation found 86% of the 38,000 respondents favoured retaining the ponds' existing trans-inclusive arrangements. Photograph: Yui Mok/PA"
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is the most wonderful musical ever written - smart, fun, catchy and serious, all at once
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Josie Hypatia etc 🐰 @josiehypatia.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
These are *my* Pride flags #morlvision #vexillology @seanmorl.com @terrywogan.bsky.social
An educational poster showing 120 flags for locations real, fictional and esoteric that have competed over 120 years of the Morlvision Song Contest
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.
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sean morley @seanmorl.com · 29/05/2026
*MORLVISION* is *this Sunday* Earth's least disgraced international song contest returns with 32 artists, 32 songs, mini-games, diversions, lore and the irredeemable flesh-ghost of Terry Wogan (@bjalborough.bsky.social) Watch & Vote live: Sunday 7pm twitch.tv/seanmorl
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My wikipedia app has an amazing glitch where the new article I want to read shows with the previous article's image
A wikipedia article about the Alber Camus book Exile and the Kingdom with an image of a National Record of Achievement.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
No compliance. Ever. Our trans siblings, we will fight for you.
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Normally rule-following autistic says fuck transphobic laws
A cisgender autistic woman who is generally so law abiding she once performed a citizen’s arrest on herself for jaywalking will not acknowledge any evil transphobic legislation, it has been confirmed....
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Trying to work out if it feels worse to apply for jobs and never hear anything back, or be rejected for a job within hours of replying. I'm doing fine, thanks for asking.
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This has made me realise it should obviously be @bjalborough.bsky.social doong a classic Terry Wogan song.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
🏆 Crowley Time took the big award for Funniest Podcast of 2026 at the Golden Lobes last night! I can’t believe it. Here’s me talking about the whole situation ⬇️ youtu.be/IbKwebNJZZc?...
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Crowley Time Wins Funniest Podcast of 2026 at the Golden Lobes!
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Siobhan "Shiv" Craig - DarkEden21 @darkeden21.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I agree - let's get rid of that 2% of antisemites from the Greens. Let's not pretend that the Greens aren't the LEAST antisemitic party though, with the Lib Dems coming a very close second. No surprises who the MOST antisemitic are.
Infographic showing responses to statements about Jewish people in Britain, from YouGov.

Jewish people can be trusted just as much as other British people in business:
Con 76% Yes | 5% No
Lab 79% Yes | 5% No
Lib 85% Yes | 4% No
Ref 70% Yes | 8% No
Green: 85% Yes | 2% No

Jewish people are just as loyal to Britain as other British people:

Con: 70% Yes | 6% No
Lab: 70% Yes | 7% No
Lib: 76% Yes | 5% No
Ref: 61% Yes | 10% No
Green: 73% Yes | 4% No

I am just as open to having Jewish friends as I am to having friends from other sections of British society:

Con: 89% Yes | 2% No
Lab: 87% Yes | 2% No
Lib: 96% Yes | 2% No
Ref: 81% Yes | 7% No
Green: 95% Yes | 2% No

Jewish people chase money more than other people do:

Con: 17% Yes | 38% No
Lab: 11% Yes | 57% No
Lib: 7% Yes | 57% No
Ref: 24% Yes | 31% No
Green: 7% Yes | 61% No
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Too French a name, too French a speciality. Clearly not a real person.
French historian Jean-Christian Petitfils called the discovery “tremendous.” “I have been working on d’Artagnan for fifty years,” he said.
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The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) @theacms.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Bwahaha, we are Best Comedy Format Brackets London Close Brackets at the @chortle.bsky.social Awards - www.chortle.co.uk/news/2026/03... - thankyou for writing us in*, it's EXCELLENT to win a public vote thing. We are beloved, beloveds! * If you didn't, SUCK IT, we are such a good format, oooh.
Isabelle (happy, like her GCSE class have finally turned in decent coursework on Frankstein) and Thom (superior, but in a kindly maths teacher way) with a framed BEST COMEDY FORMAT award
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Official Charts @officialcharts.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The iconic independent venue has launched the campaign to find a new permanent home after it had to leave its original premises 👇 #TheNewLeadmill www.officialcharts.com/chart-news/t…
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The Leadmill Sheffield launches national Crowdfunder to reopen as new independent venue
One of the UK's longest-running independent music and culture venues, The Leadmill in Sheffield, has launched a crowdfunding campaign to help establish a permanent home.  Following the departure from ...
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
As someone from a sikh family, that practices a faith that was literally founded on the basis of not being able to tolerate bullshit, it is against my religion to use generative AI and I have a letter from my mom to prove it
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Absolutely evergreen comment for basically all problems. if you asked me to diagnose the XXXXX's current problem it would start with "landlords have absorbed basically all disposable income"
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Casting Martin Clunes in a major Hollywood movie? Emerald Fennell, they can never make me hate you.
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 21/01/2026
addams family movie where they’re accosted by a nosy true crime podcaster
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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Fun fact: when Michael Flatley drinks champagne he turns into Michael Bublé.
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Just been up there - apparently they've been told to be out by the end of January, after 44 years. They're fighting hard, and really want people to sign this petition. Please spread it wide! c.org/gsxVMrWW8T
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Sign the Petition
821 signatures are needed to reach the next milestone!
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Is it bad that hottest six years ever recorded in the Netherlands are 2018, 2019, 2022, 2023, 2024 and 2025?
 2025 ranks as sixth warmest year on record in the Netherlands

The year 2025 is set to be the sixth warmest on record in the Netherlands, with an average temperature of 11.5 degrees Celsius measured in De Bilt, the site of the country’s official weather station, well above the long-term average of 10.7 degrees, according to a press release from the weather service Weeronline. The warmest years on record were 2023 and 2024 at 11.8 degrees, followed by 2022, 2019, and 2018.
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Cloudland Blue Quartet @misterquartet.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
If you were to buy a 10 track album via Bandcamp for £13. Post fees, for the artist, that's the equivalent of streaming all 10 tracks, on Spotify, every day, for a year But Spotify would pay the artist £0, as 365 streams per track doesn't reach their threshold of 1,000 So, you know, go to Bandcamp
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
UNBOUND AUTHORS: Leftover copies of your books in the UK (MacMillan) warehouse will be pulped within the next week or two. DM me for a link to the warehouse stock list and contacts. If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split
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Kevin Wilbraham @kpw1453.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Everyone’s favourite - the ‘Wolf and Twins’ mosaic from Roman Aldborough (Isurium Brigantum) depicting the legend of Romulus and Remus. Dating to the 4th century AD, the mosaic is now part of the collections at Leeds City Museum. 📷 My own. #MosaicMonday #RomanBritain
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Evilbatwitch @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 05/11/2025
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
Rude
Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose.
Highlighted Off, darkened Warn, and darkened Hide buttons.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
PARENTS BE VIGILANT check your kids' Halloween sweets, I just found two vast and trunkless legs of stone in an eternal king of kings wrapper 😠
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Keeping the Zoo @keepingthezoo.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
For those who have listened to Episode Six, you’ll know there’s a special guest in it. For those who haven’t, where have you been, get listening! This special guest is played by the talented Ente Breed who brings all his real-life warmth, charm and wisdom to this surprising and vital role.
Ente Breed looking straight into camera
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I made a little halloween guy. #HalloweenArt #LinoPrint
A black and white lino print of a proud raccoon behind his pumpkin, which is carved with a raccoon face with vampire teeth.
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Keeping the Zoo @keepingthezoo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Series One is finished 😢 but we can keep the team in our hearts with this amazing #inktober #fanart by luvnotpercival.tumblr.com! There might be something seasonal on the horizon, so don’t despair!
A cartoon of the whole Keeping the Zoo team outside the zoo gates
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Rachel (ish) @rachelish.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
BBC Sounds is starting a repeat today of Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully, one of my absolute favourite radio sitcoms (written by @eddierobson.bsky.social btw) You should listen to it, it is *funny*. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully - Pilot - BBC Sounds
Sitcom about an alien invasion of a small English village. Starring Katherine Parkinson.
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I can't believe this is already the end of series one!
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Keeping the Zoo @keepingthezoo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
The zoo’s closing down so it makes sense this is the last episode, right? We hope you’ve enjoyed Series One. We’d love to make a Series Two, so follow us to hear all the latest updates about fundraising and merch. #keepingthezoo #audiocomedy #audiodrama #sitcom #audiositcom #podcast #seasonfinale
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Keeping the Zoo @keepingthezoo.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
What a lovely way to start the working week, with a comparison to @johnfinnemore.bsky.social’s Cabin Pressure! Thanks to Fiction Frequency for the kind words. You can see their full Audio Drama Sunday list here: www.tumblr.com/fictionfrequency1
Keeping The Zoo - 1 (First Impression) - 5 (Shedding Skins): this is the spiritual successor to Cabin Pressure. Keeping the Zoo is my favourite new British comedy. It’s sarcastic, eccentric and a massive mood-boost. Michelle is so type A, Alan is hilarious and I love The Students. If you like Minkowski and Eiffel’s dynamic from Wolf 359 you’ll probably get emotionally attached to this podcast really quickly, but instead of existential terror, there are animals! Sure the zoo is at risk of closing down, but the people who work there clearly love what they do… in a way. [snake emoji]
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Seven years of Crowley Time! Seven years of spoofs, goofs, sketches, characters and messages in bottles plucked from unknown shores. If you’ve never listened to it, make today the day you step into the abyss! crowleytime.com
The episode image for Crowley Time Episode 1: Into the Abyss, as it appears on the show’s website. The episode image features Tom Crowley’s head peering into a big hole.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Rob Kemp's Beatlesjuice! The House Band playing Goth Classics! Get your tickets: deadlegcomedy.com
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Keeping the Zoo @keepingthezoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Episode Five is out! This week, Alan’s helpfulness is unnerving all the staff. Can a leopard changes his spots? And do we really want them to? keepingthezoositcom.podbean.com/e/shedding-s... #KeepingTheZoo #AudioComedy #AudioSitcom #AudioDrama
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Keeping the Zoo @keepingthezoo.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Look at these guys! No offence to our talented human cast, but the Puggles are the real stars of Episode Four. Out now wherever you get your podcasts!
Four pictures of Puggles, baby echindas. They have long snouts, big claws but are tiny and oh so so cute
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
IMPORTANT All freelancers, self-employed, creatives This is the first I've heard of this, but the Department for Business and Trade is running a consultation on the scourge of late payments, they want to introduce new legislation to tackle poor practices Deadline to respond is 23 October 1/2
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Keeping the Zoo @keepingthezoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
We’re over halfway through the series! Episode Four is out today. If you’ve been enjoying Keeping The Zoo, now would be a great time to rate or review us - it really helps and we’re so so grateful. It’s been lovely seeing all the nice things people have been saying about it. #KeepingTheZoo
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