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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Found your mum on Wikipedia
A painting of a massive boxy cow labelled as The Craven Heifer
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My partner's family have used picky bits for as long as I've known them, which is almost 18 years now. They are way more middle class than me, so I just assumed it was one of many middle class quirks that I didn't know. I'm now having to grapple now with the idea that they started all this...
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is one of my favorite visual jokes of all time. i think about it several times a week.
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My partner is also a giant. An ergonomics person came round everyone's desk to adjust them properly then got to him and just said, "well we don't have any desks or chairs the right height for you to be sitting properly. Good luck".
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you don't mind a fast moving queue, classic Italian cafe Dilieto's on Fleet Street is still flying the flag. maps.app.goo.gl/mxg2w17QA6GY...
Dilieto's menu - sandwiches from £7.25, but we're talking big, Italian beasts with fillings like Mortadella, caprese salad, avocado and spinach. Jacket potatoes from 4 quid up to 7 quid if you want it with poached salmon.
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
New Frankenstein remake has dropped
Newspaper headline: Report but do not approach: Police seek 2-metre-tall man in Baarn after a conflict
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World War I As It Happened (1914) @warhappened.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Coming under fire from German police forces on the approach to Lomé, Alhaji Grunshi fires back, the first shot fired by a British soldier of this war.
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sticker of an allosaurus footprint on the floor
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Well, yes, but this an article specifically about the more common example of the struggling seaside towns, who are therefore unlikely to have the essential transport networks. If they did, you're right, they'd be struggling less. There's a reason no one from Exeter or Brighton is featured
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I grew up in a seaside town and genuinely felt this. It sounds stupid, but you job seek in a radius from where you live, so if you radius is halved, it does drop your opportunities. Only one or two other towns within easy reach as opposed to three or four.
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I am so interested in the decision making process here
A headline from the Dutch news: Second stuntman hurt after being catapulted at Zwarte Cross festival
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.𖥔 ݁ ˖ PIXELPLAGUE .𖥔 ݁ 🔜 BLFC / FURPOC @pixelplague.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
GUYS!! Lego rats are over HALF WAY supported, you simply just make an account and VOTE! Please support this project, I've never wanted lego so bad!! 🔗 👇 #rats #petrats #rodent #ratmerch #cuterats #ratfursona
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This is surprisingly affecting - the number of depictions of instruments I've seen in my life and I never, not once, really stopped to think about how they would sound. I never understood people who see the past in black and white because of old photos, but now I realise I've been doing that aurally
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm sorry, you do what now?
Header question: What are your dinner plans? Do you like cooking or do you prefer going out?

Answer: Tonight we’ll have a barbecue at home of steak and rice and veggies. I do like cooking at home, because I make dinner at 9pm – we’re kind of night owls – and then I eat that until 3 am because I eat small portions every hour.
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
An article about Daewoo Motors and an image of George Eliot
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Good SquidDance Macabre @squidfromspace.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is good news, and it matters beyond the ponds themselves. It's a reminder that, as others have said, the horrifying rollback of trans rights in the UK over the last year and change has happened wholly without a democratic mandate. When the people get a say, they demand inclusion.
Article header reading "Hampstead Heath ponds to remain trans-inclusive after public back existing rules." It goes on to say "Policy agreement means trans people will continue to have access to Kenwood Ladies' and Highgate Men's ponds in north-west London". Then there's a picture of someone diving into water, below which it says "A public consultation found 86% of the 38,000 respondents favoured retaining the ponds' existing trans-inclusive arrangements. Photograph: Yui Mok/PA"
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is the most wonderful musical ever written - smart, fun, catchy and serious, all at once
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Josie Hypatia etc 🐰 @josiehypatia.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
These are *my* Pride flags #morlvision #vexillology @seanmorl.com @terrywogan.bsky.social
An educational poster showing 120 flags for locations real, fictional and esoteric that have competed over 120 years of the Morlvision Song Contest
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.
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sean morley @seanmorl.com · 29/05/2026
*MORLVISION* is *this Sunday* Earth's least disgraced international song contest returns with 32 artists, 32 songs, mini-games, diversions, lore and the irredeemable flesh-ghost of Terry Wogan (@bjalborough.bsky.social) Watch & Vote live: Sunday 7pm twitch.tv/seanmorl
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My wikipedia app has an amazing glitch where the new article I want to read shows with the previous article's image
A wikipedia article about the Alber Camus book Exile and the Kingdom with an image of a National Record of Achievement.
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
No compliance. Ever. Our trans siblings, we will fight for you.
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Normally rule-following autistic says fuck transphobic laws
A cisgender autistic woman who is generally so law abiding she once performed a citizen’s arrest on herself for jaywalking will not acknowledge any evil transphobic legislation, it has been confirmed....
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Trying to work out if it feels worse to apply for jobs and never hear anything back, or be rejected for a job within hours of replying. I'm doing fine, thanks for asking.
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This has made me realise it should obviously be @bjalborough.bsky.social doong a classic Terry Wogan song.
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Perhaps a little later than you wanted, but this nunnery in Italy specialised in turning out imcredible musicians, the pop stars of the day. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ospedal...
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
🏆 Crowley Time took the big award for Funniest Podcast of 2026 at the Golden Lobes last night! I can’t believe it. Here’s me talking about the whole situation ⬇️ youtu.be/IbKwebNJZZc?...
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Crowley Time Wins Funniest Podcast of 2026 at the Golden Lobes!
YouTube video by Tom Crowley
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Siobhan "Shiv" Craig - DarkEden21 @darkeden21.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I agree - let's get rid of that 2% of antisemites from the Greens. Let's not pretend that the Greens aren't the LEAST antisemitic party though, with the Lib Dems coming a very close second. No surprises who the MOST antisemitic are.
Infographic showing responses to statements about Jewish people in Britain, from YouGov.

Jewish people can be trusted just as much as other British people in business:
Con 76% Yes | 5% No
Lab 79% Yes | 5% No
Lib 85% Yes | 4% No
Ref 70% Yes | 8% No
Green: 85% Yes | 2% No

Jewish people are just as loyal to Britain as other British people:

Con: 70% Yes | 6% No
Lab: 70% Yes | 7% No
Lib: 76% Yes | 5% No
Ref: 61% Yes | 10% No
Green: 73% Yes | 4% No

I am just as open to having Jewish friends as I am to having friends from other sections of British society:

Con: 89% Yes | 2% No
Lab: 87% Yes | 2% No
Lib: 96% Yes | 2% No
Ref: 81% Yes | 7% No
Green: 95% Yes | 2% No

Jewish people chase money more than other people do:

Con: 17% Yes | 38% No
Lab: 11% Yes | 57% No
Lib: 7% Yes | 57% No
Ref: 24% Yes | 31% No
Green: 7% Yes | 61% No
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Once heard someone genuinely open with "less of a question, more of an anecdote" and I think the brass neck of it actually won me round
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Petitfils, that is, not d'Artagnan
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Too French a name, too French a speciality. Clearly not a real person.
French historian Jean-Christian Petitfils called the discovery “tremendous.” “I have been working on d’Artagnan for fifty years,” he said.
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Preppers is an excellent example of audio comedy and I loved every second of it!
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The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) @theacms.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Bwahaha, we are Best Comedy Format Brackets London Close Brackets at the @chortle.bsky.social Awards - www.chortle.co.uk/news/2026/03... - thankyou for writing us in*, it's EXCELLENT to win a public vote thing. We are beloved, beloveds! * If you didn't, SUCK IT, we are such a good format, oooh.
Isabelle (happy, like her GCSE class have finally turned in decent coursework on Frankstein) and Thom (superior, but in a kindly maths teacher way) with a framed BEST COMEDY FORMAT award
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Official Charts @officialcharts.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The iconic independent venue has launched the campaign to find a new permanent home after it had to leave its original premises 👇 #TheNewLeadmill www.officialcharts.com/chart-news/t…
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The Leadmill Sheffield launches national Crowdfunder to reopen as new independent venue
One of the UK's longest-running independent music and culture venues, The Leadmill in Sheffield, has launched a crowdfunding campaign to help establish a permanent home.  Following the departure from ...
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
My local MP was called Oliver Letwin gornuears and yet he never used the slogam Let Letwin Win. Such a waste.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
As someone from a sikh family, that practices a faith that was literally founded on the basis of not being able to tolerate bullshit, it is against my religion to use generative AI and I have a letter from my mom to prove it
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Absolutely evergreen comment for basically all problems. if you asked me to diagnose the XXXXX's current problem it would start with "landlords have absorbed basically all disposable income"
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Casting Martin Clunes in a major Hollywood movie? Emerald Fennell, they can never make me hate you.
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
How does this scan to both Hallelujah and Let Me Entertain You?
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 21/01/2026
addams family movie where they’re accosted by a nosy true crime podcaster
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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Fun fact: when Michael Flatley drinks champagne he turns into Michael Bublé.
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Just been up there - apparently they've been told to be out by the end of January, after 44 years. They're fighting hard, and really want people to sign this petition. Please spread it wide! c.org/gsxVMrWW8T
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Sign the Petition
821 signatures are needed to reach the next milestone!
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Urgent @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Is it bad that hottest six years ever recorded in the Netherlands are 2018, 2019, 2022, 2023, 2024 and 2025?
 2025 ranks as sixth warmest year on record in the Netherlands

The year 2025 is set to be the sixth warmest on record in the Netherlands, with an average temperature of 11.5 degrees Celsius measured in De Bilt, the site of the country’s official weather station, well above the long-term average of 10.7 degrees, according to a press release from the weather service Weeronline. The warmest years on record were 2023 and 2024 at 11.8 degrees, followed by 2022, 2019, and 2018.
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Miss Turman @missturman.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This is sung throughout the year in this household, much to no one's delight.
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Cloudland Blue Quartet @misterquartet.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
If you were to buy a 10 track album via Bandcamp for £13. Post fees, for the artist, that's the equivalent of streaming all 10 tracks, on Spotify, every day, for a year But Spotify would pay the artist £0, as 365 streams per track doesn't reach their threshold of 1,000 So, you know, go to Bandcamp
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
UNBOUND AUTHORS: Leftover copies of your books in the UK (MacMillan) warehouse will be pulped within the next week or two. DM me for a link to the warehouse stock list and contacts. If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split
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Kevin Wilbraham @kpw1453.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Everyone’s favourite - the ‘Wolf and Twins’ mosaic from Roman Aldborough (Isurium Brigantum) depicting the legend of Romulus and Remus. Dating to the 4th century AD, the mosaic is now part of the collections at Leeds City Museum. 📷 My own. #MosaicMonday #RomanBritain
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 05/11/2025
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
Rude
Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose.
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