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@misstristan.bsky.social
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autistic transoid idiot she/her

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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 19h
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolutely devastating
A comment on a video: I have never been dated and/or loved lol 

A reply to that comment: did the journal factory explode
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
the tech titan backlash to “woke dei hr ladies” makes a lot more sense now huh
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izzy curse-trel @iznaut.com · 28/09/2026
“i’m an ex-ideas guy interested in finding new ways to impose myself and waste the time of actual creatives. is this annoying enough or could i be worse?”
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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A tweet that reads "transphobes aren't people and I'm not gonna play make believe and pretend they are"
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 27/09/2026
Transphobia is genuinely an elite fixation that is much less popular than most politicians and media outlets would have you believe.
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 27/09/2026
i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
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OH. right! i get it now!

i get why AI is so depressing to me. because covid already shrunk my world to almost nothing, where almost all of my life revolves around socializing and watching videos on the internet (which is being ruined by AI) and creating creative works through coding (which is being ruined by AI), often using open source tools and libraries (which are being ruined by AI)

i already had so little and now even that is being rotted away before my eyes
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
over the next few years you are going to see kids posting infinite variations of “millennials always wait until the end of the transaction to scan their card 🙄” and it is your sacred duty to not let that turn you into a turbochud
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reggie 🔜 BLFC @hoppits.gay · 27/09/2026
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never been a more appropriate time for this tweet
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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James @nitrorad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you'll never be able to generate respect
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 22/09/2026
gavin newsom you will NOT be president. you will fade into obscurity. you will be cursed to always have a rock in your shoe. your bed will never be truly cozy. your pasta will never be al dente.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/silly-mood-89564928
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epic rap battles of herstory @misstristan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
getting tired of all these situations being crazy
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist…
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
good morning
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epic rap battles of herstory @misstristan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you know the job market is fucked when my application to be a fucking grocery bagger got denied one of the most entry-level jobs that exist bro i have 7 years of retail what the FUCK do you want from me
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@Very__Regular

george lucas, 1975 (in tunisia, severely dehydrated, over budget) sure, yeah. put the little blue guy in the background. is alec still in his trailer

guy who gets mad for money on youtube, 2024: and now disney made Deebo Threebo green. that's how little respect they have for you
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s probably not good for your mental health to invent people in your head to be mad at.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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(Evil) Juno 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 15/09/2026
raising my hand in the teams call to ask if the project timeline will be affected if I blow my fucking brains out right here and now
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🏳️‍⚧️”Fall Futch”🦾 @faefutchauntie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TRANS RIGHTS OR ELSE
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Mærgeist @miregeist.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
don't ruin your beautiful soul to fit in an ugly society
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@jestingtime

(screenshot of text message exchange)

p1: (picture of jambalaya in frying pan)

p1: Now I know this crazy ass white boy isn't making some jambalaya 😂

p2: Please stop texting me and delete my number. We broke up 8 months ago, I've moved on.

p1: Oh he making it spicy style 😳
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Crash @crashfan03.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
These people are not real bro
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Notice how she has her gun out, his is tucked & cucked -- a literal V is on his face.
She's wearing red, the color of war, mars, arguably the most masculine color.
He's closest to the open passenger side door while she's on the side of the driver's seat.
Cucking ritual
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
we carry the flame
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epic rap battles of herstory @misstristan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
if i see "american bread is cake in the eu" one more time i might kill somebody
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One thing I'm noticing is that when Charlie Kirk died, nobody actually had any stories about him doing anything nice for anyone
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Democrats have spent 3 days attacking a streamer btw
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
again: they mean it
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charlee d. bryant (@ɢᴇᴛ.ᴠᴇɴᴛ) @getvent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
soundscape of young green martian playing with PVC pipes (based on the original comic by dralphabet on tumblr)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026
Energy Drinks: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/energy-drinks-myth-vs-…
MYTH: Excessive consumption can lead to depression and even suicidal thoughts.
FACT: You can’t aim a gun if your hand is vibrating.
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/08/2026
it genuinely disturbs me that these rightwingers do not care about or enjoy anything unless its in service of a new culture war vector for them
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2026
the current transpanic can literally only properly be described as fabricated mass hysteria at this point
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epic rap battles of herstory @misstristan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
scott cawthon did irreparable damage to the media literacy of people online with fnaf
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epic rap battles of herstory @misstristan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
still insane to me that skyrim has difficulty that scales to ur level in an rpg
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 11/08/2026
crying laughing bc i know there are people who will see this and get so pissed they throw up
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Jeromes BanG Dream @meltface.xyz · 07/08/2026
#26 (November, 2019)
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𝒰𝓁𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝐻𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓇 @latenightnelly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is what every one of these conversations sounds like
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Love-Colored Katsu Spark @yurimobilefort.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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