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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Mitch McConnell has been traded to the Sacramento Kings

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

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ceej @ceej.online · 11/01/2026

By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪

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Yes, Henry Kissinger is still dead. @iskissingerdeadyet.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

Henry Kissinger is dead now, but Dick Cheney is not. For more information on this disturbing phenomenon, follow @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social

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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

some man on my street has been yelling fuck yeah for 2 minutes #dodgers

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

not sure i’m a fan of players wearing jerseys with their name on the back. everyone can see it but you. i guess if you forget your name you’re just out of luck out there, huh

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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

waymo should hire me to sit in the driver’s seat to pantomime standard road rage, it’ll massively increase user adoption

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Squat Erry Day @implicitpower.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Super Idiot Drink

Frame from the 33rd episode of “Gekiso Sentai Carranger”. A close shot of a loved hand holding a brown bottle with a silver cap and silver label. The writing is in Japanese, a subtitle reads “SUPER IDIOT DRINK”

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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

bluesky really just gonna let these bot and stolen accounts run unfettered across trending topics and promote them into feeds to scam ppl huh? shame. what a waste of potential louvre entries

screenshot of a scam account with 5 real “posts”, wall of recent reposts, and nothing but other bots who follow them, posting inane nonsense and a gofundme link. Replies and quote posts have been disabled.

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"posting style," maybe he can post about something real-like a dog fighting for its life right now. Surgery can save them, but time is running out.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

how long do you guys usually microwave your hot dogs for

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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

I would give a lot to hear what Werner Herzog would monologue about Kendrick Perkins.

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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

when my dad asked why Rihanna doesn’t play Coachella and I said she’s retired, happy and expanding her family I was jokingggggg 🫠

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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

showing my partner highlight reels of draymond’s worst fouls so he understands my culture (hatin’)

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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

why is the jimmy eat world lead singer giving celebrimbor

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

putting "Watch This Space..." on my tombstone

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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

seen more Melo knicks jerseys than nuggets lmao Denver don’t care

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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

ma’am did you think denethor was elected

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

This shire ain’t gonna scour itself

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

this place is the mines of moria for people who say “superb owl.” tread with the utmost care

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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

saw a single woman get in line at checkout with only two packs of eggs, then within minutes someone came out and escorted her off to Costco jail 😭 she didn’t even fight back !! they are NOT playing

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Whenever I enter a room I make a tactical assessment of which common objects I could comically turn into weapons if a kung fu battle were to break out

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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

the blessed ability to fast forward this hell when it’s not the live stream…. 1 hour into a 4 hour show. who asked for boston robotics 广场舞? who?

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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Ventura County strawberry workers are harvesting in heavy smoke from the Hughes Fire. We remind workers their employers have to provide them with respirator masks if the AQI exceeds 150. Stay safe! #WeFeedYou

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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

love this bc humans ARE the boss in All You Need is Kill / Edge of Tomorrow or whatever title it’s going by now

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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

let’s play friday edition of: fireworks or explosions

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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

looking forward to continuing the obnoxious “always right” streak in my relationship this year

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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

If you start the Fellowship of the Ring (extended edition) at 11:43 PM, dude that’s so late. Do you know how long that movie is? You’re gonna be up way past your bedtime

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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

my partner bought himself pentiment which is a problem for him because I also bought him pentiment

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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

going from wailing to texting everyone I know if they want cat things at a totally reasonable and expected timeframe (12 hours)

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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

after no progress all year somehow picked up three body again at the halfway point and accidentally finished it in one night but not its 2am :( liusing my sleep!!!

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 21/12/2024

(slaps cinnamon and/or spice-flavored drink out of your hand) IT'S WINTER, BITCHES (shoves peppermint latte at you) (throws down red and green smoke bomb) (disappears, jingling all the way)

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

“Just a little midnight snack”, I whisper, knowing full well I have no concept of what time it is, what day it is, or what the words ‘little snack’ even mean.

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