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@mischmallow.bsky.social
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
7-0? 👀
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
and so far it’s proving to be one tbh
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
guess who’s back (back again)
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
no not you too 😭
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mitch McConnell has been traded to the Sacramento Kings
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Germany no one asked you pls
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
that’s the good stuff. sadly also supernatural, once upon a time
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/01/2026
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
2025 recapped
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Yes, Henry Kissinger is still dead. @iskissingerdeadyet.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Henry Kissinger is dead now, but Dick Cheney is not. For more information on this disturbing phenomenon, follow @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I think I tried with the last iteration a few months back and GFM absolutely did not take them down lol
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
new bots on deck! tis the season
scam impersonation of the same injured kitten like these people don’t have anything better to do scam impersonation of the same dog oh wow look at that post history maybe it’s a bot  on a hacked account hmmyou’ll never guess what this istruly the bio and 2 posts both being scam links combo is very compelling
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
some man on my street has been yelling fuck yeah for 2 minutes #dodgers
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
dude figure it out @moderation.bsky.app
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
not sure i’m a fan of players wearing jerseys with their name on the back. everyone can see it but you. i guess if you forget your name you’re just out of luck out there, huh
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
waymo should hire me to sit in the driver’s seat to pantomime standard road rage, it’ll massively increase user adoption
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Squat Erry Day @implicitpower.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Super Idiot Drink
Frame from the 33rd episode of “Gekiso Sentai Carranger”. A close shot of a loved hand holding a brown bottle with a silver cap and silver label. The writing is in Japanese, a subtitle reads “SUPER IDIOT DRINK”
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
happy one month anniversary of bsky continuing to promote scammers
various accounts listing scam gofundme links concern trolling with the same video of an injured kitten, using trending topics to be promoted by bluesky. these are 4 separate scam campaigns.
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
still promoting scams to the top of trending topics, stay classy bsky
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
why am I doing your job @moderation.bsky.app
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
graphic photo of an injury too. the audacity
Another day another scam
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
delete & repeat
this time the scammer uses different nonsense and identical GFM link

If Tracy can pick up the pieces for Martyn, imagine the love we could give this sweet dog fighting for her life.
Every share,
every kind word, every donation matters right now.
#TheArchers #dogs
#dogsofbluesky
 gofund.me/341876b4
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
bluesky really just gonna let these bot and stolen accounts run unfettered across trending topics and promote them into feeds to scam ppl huh? shame. what a waste of potential louvre entries
screenshot of a scam account with 5 real “posts”, wall of recent reposts, and nothing but other bots who follow them, posting inane nonsense and a gofundme link. Replies and quote posts have been disabled.

If Newsom can joke about Trump's
"posting style," maybe he can post about something real-like a dog fighting for its life right now. Surgery can save them, but time is running out.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
how long do you guys usually microwave your hot dogs for
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Count Duckula 🧛‍♂️🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
A picture of an ice cream cup with the caption “Could really go for one of these bad boys right now. Only if it comes with the wooden spoon, though. The wood is half the flavor.”
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
signal priority (lack thereof) is up to LADOT, and my longest delays were around south central, easing up past Vernon. check out CicLAvia this Sunday to see!
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
ok ….. would
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
PACERS WHAT THE F
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I would give a lot to hear what Werner Herzog would monologue about Kendrick Perkins.
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
waste of time watching this series when he didn’t even show that decrepit baguette what a real flagrant is smh, getting soft
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
when my dad asked why Rihanna doesn’t play Coachella and I said she’s retired, happy and expanding her family I was jokingggggg 🫠
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
showing my partner highlight reels of draymond’s worst fouls so he understands my culture (hatin’)
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
why is the jimmy eat world lead singer giving celebrimbor
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
putting "Watch This Space..." on my tombstone
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
seen more Melo knicks jerseys than nuggets lmao Denver don’t care
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
ma’am did you think denethor was elected
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
This shire ain’t gonna scour itself
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
this place is the mines of moria for people who say “superb owl.” tread with the utmost care
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
DO THAT SHIT!!!!
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
the worst place…banished to other land: outside warehousedlandia… unable to make offerings at the altar of costco
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
saw a single woman get in line at checkout with only two packs of eggs, then within minutes someone came out and escorted her off to Costco jail 😭 she didn’t even fight back !! they are NOT playing
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
a square meal!!! some salty greasy goodness
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I would like to know more about this
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Whenever I enter a room I make a tactical assessment of which common objects I could comically turn into weapons if a kung fu battle were to break out
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
the blessed ability to fast forward this hell when it’s not the live stream…. 1 hour into a 4 hour show. who asked for boston robotics 广场舞? who?
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
my baby is a time traveler 😭
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Ventura County strawberry workers are harvesting in heavy smoke from the Hughes Fire. We remind workers their employers have to provide them with respirator masks if the AQI exceeds 150. Stay safe! #WeFeedYou
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
love this bc humans ARE the boss in All You Need is Kill / Edge of Tomorrow or whatever title it’s going by now
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lord of the 🥯 @mischmallow.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
let’s play friday edition of: fireworks or explosions
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