Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 28/09/20262016 was rough but the Kavanaugh hearings were when I really knew we were done as a country. 160
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026tomorrow is my husband’s 40th bday and also schlittler vs. tolle wcg1. need that meme with the kid in the sweatpants then the tux. 180
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026why did MyChart send me a cutesy Spotify Wrapped style “Your Pregnancy Timeline” 120
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 26/09/2026red means I approve the inclusion but would rank it lower; purple approve but would rank higher; green is about where I’d put it. thank you very much. 370
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026taylor swift should’ve covered “ohio” by hawthorne heights 150
Reposted by JabsSarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Cam Schlittler finishes with a 1.95 ERA, the fourth Yankees' pitcher with a sub-2.00 ERA in a season since ER became an official stat in the AL in 1913 (min. 150 IP), joining: 1978 Ron Guidry 1.74 1943 Spud Chandler 1.64 1914 Ray Caldwell 1.95 2586
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026whoever said former party girls are well suited to motherhood was cooking with gas. I’ve trained for this. 0110
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026regular talk therapy when you’ve already graduated from 15 years of psychoanalysis is like cocktail hour. so nice. 040
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 14/09/2026searching my camera roll for “macklemore” lol… I’ve never even seen these movies 140
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026realizing I’m the same age my parents were on 9/11 is kind of a trip. my dad had an afternoon meeting at building seven that day! 070
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026just saw the one good bumper sticker “only gay cops pull me over” 160
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 04/09/2026anyway hope you’re all doing well. checking in for back to school and start of baseball postseason rush. 180
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 04/09/2026my first baby was like yeah sure put me down wherever I’m chilling. this one is like please cradle my head directly in an elbow crook. good good. and let’s hold hands. okay. now. whatever you do DONT BREAK EYE CONTACT!!! 070
Reposted by JabsJustin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton, in the top ten greatest Americans of all time, surely. 1225337
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 25/07/2026my in laws are straight bananas but I slept for 12 hours so who can honestly say 290
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 17/07/2026glad everyone’s recognizing the shameful scapegoating of taco bell 180
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 16/07/2026boomers buying bagged salad like it’s NOTHING reminds me how reckless some of them were in 2020 like we get it you don’t want to acknowledge your mortality 0101
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 15/07/2026everyone on reddit keeps making the same breaking bad joke about the sky… thought we moved on from that one years ago 060
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 15/07/2026binning my produce. blasting the levoit filters. staring at my baby. hoping for the best. 2110
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 12/07/2026kept calling them my dumb little workouts during pregnancy but canMt undersell how they saved my ass after both brutal highly medicalized births. people surprised I’m up and about and off the narcotics already. yoga yoga yoga pilates pilates pilates 2130
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 09/07/2026likely leaving the hospital today with our new baby, and we JUST decided on a name lol. did this last time too and it drives everyone crazy but they don’t know how seriously we take vibes. 5200
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I almost never root for an individual athlete’s failure but Aroldis Chapman can go to hell. yankees embarrassed themselves this weekend but can’t say how much I loved that just now. 090
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Has anyone read Yesteryear? I plowed through it this weekend and my goodness, a real throat punch. 320
Reposted by JabsMeghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 24/06/2026A big section of Norwegian soccer fans are at Game 1 of today’s Cubs-Mets game. They’re certainly being heard in the sparse ballpark: 1569381
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 25/06/2026the movie of the summer is european world cup fans carousing in MLB stadiums 051
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Paul Goldschmidt is 50 years old on a $4 million contract and he’s having a better season than the Blue Jays’ franchise star 1B 150
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I missed the boat to have my baby during the NBA finals but world cup is a guarantee. hoping for a good game while I’m in the thick of it. 280
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 12/06/2026if you’ve ever gone into spontaneous labor please let me know what you think might’ve worked for you. I’ve arrived at 37 weeks and my baby is large and ready… 2121
