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painesvillain 🏴

@painesvillain.bsky.social
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Just a guy ultimately destined for an RFK work camp somewhere. My AI block/mute list: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mfzzjidjfg… See @myalternateaccount.bsky.social for info if you got added

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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 6h
A senator quoting Beria on making up charges against innocent people during a hearing while he levies completely imagined charges on a witness is just 🤌
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 6h
Last week the Portland Police made a huge deal about a K9 killed in the line of duty apprehending a dangerous suspect. Turns out that K9 was shot and killed by...the Portland Police www.kgw.com/article/news...
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 6h
I obviously can't say what should be done to every single man in that chat, but chances are, whatever the sickest reaches of your mind come up with, it's probably part of it.
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Alec Bojalad @alecbojalad.com · 9h
SCOTUS for dummies: Exiling a human being to a random country they've never been to = not irreparably damaging. Removing the president's ability to exile a human being to a random country they've never been to = irreparably damaging.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11h
third way figured out dems should stop attacking trans people? third way?!
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Davey Wilbury @daveishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh no, the scam everyone says is a scam may turn out to be a scam
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Lady Aranea @ladyaranea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The DOMA party will totally change its mind on your rights, folks, and give them back to you. It's not like DOMA itself took decades of intense, expensive legal work and ruined the lives of an entire generation of queer folks who lost out on the rights of visitation, attorney, and survivorship.
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can we call it apartheid now
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Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look, this type of communist talk may go over just fine in Kentucky, but good luck trying it in Washington state
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Gwendolyn Corvid @gwendolyn-corvid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your daily reminder:
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Their job is controlled opposition...they're the ratchet. The Republicans jerk society to the right. The Democrats defend the status quo. Republicans move further right, and Democrats then defend that new status quo. As @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social often points out, they're In On It.
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone check on @rincewind.run
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the migraine has achieved sentience🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraculous.net · 27/09/2026
if you are not willing to lose business dealings and relationships over people supporting an ip that is funding genocide, there's nothing i can say to change your mind. i know that. but i'm going to make sure you know who you really are before this is over.
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the migraine has achieved sentience🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraculous.net · 27/09/2026
if you're a content creator with a relationship with wotc, be it contract, sporadic sponsorships, whatever, you need to tell them now that if they release a harry potter anything you will be ending your relationship that day. and you need to hold the line. you can't back off it in a few months.
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please for the love of all that is good in the world make it stop
Muting as many phrases as I can think of that might reference that damn Rolling Stone article about the popular song apparently almost  no one but I have heard
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Should have stopped at the second pump
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Post something random...you decide whether you want the weird chain letter aspect Here's our friendly neighborhood porch cat that gets fed and loved on by at least 4 different houses - two of which often let him stay inside (sadly I can't, but so would if I could)
A gray and tan tabby with black stripes lying iny lap on my front porch. He's looking directly at the camera with squinty eyes because he was just getting all the scritches and was starting to get sleepy.

He wants to know why you are not giving him scritches
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The man is simply incapable of containing his slimy used car salesman instinct
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dont listen to the meme...that person's just trying to hog all the hot gothy witch chicks for themselves
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I needed to think last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done..." www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Ls...
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Hot Rod Forest Dance
YouTube video by Brian Madonna
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now if only Pope Bob could extend that compassion and dignity to trans people and allow them to get medical care at Catholic hospitals...not just in "exceptional situations"
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't think I'll ever not sing "US mutant ninja turtles!!" to myself whenever there's a discussion about international men's soccer
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fitting for the midterms: There's small choice in rotten fucking apples.
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My phone typing has been atrocious tonight
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ohio truly is beautiful 🥹
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Guardians are the first team to win division titles in consecutive years despite being at least 6 GB thru 125 games or more in both (divisions since 1969) h/t @EliasSports
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait the "Hump Day" commercial is back?? What a throwback..
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Why are so many adults cutting off their parents?" Ugh...probably because they've been abusive and enabled and enthusiastically supported the rise of fascism?
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not exactly the start we were looking for there 😬 #GuardsBall
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't eany strong feelings about Verlander either way, but I absolutely teared up watching his daughter run out to the mound to give him a hug
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't think I'll ever not sing "US mutant ninja turtles!!" to myself whenever there's a discussion about international men's soccer
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The dice rolling Horse is right, and @aranock.bsky.social has an excellent video on this from a few years back www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGFS...
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Ableism, capitalism and the moralization of leaving the house.
YouTube video by Aranock
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I still don't understand why the Guardians and Cavaliers refuse to post here. Like if nothing else just have a bridge/bot to automatically cross post...it's zero extra effort outside of an initial 10 minute time investment
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OP just going about her day looking into some LLM suspicion, and suddenly.. "oops! all nazis!"🧵
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Really hoping someone raises the Rockies from the dead for these last couple games to make the Guards' path to the division championship easier...
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reminder that Rahm Emanuel oversaw a Chicago PD black site torture warehouse and helped them cover up the murder of Laquan McDonald www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015...
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Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gonna keep saying it...
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can't QT her, but I wanted to share & say @vickyacab.bsky.social is wonderful. When I was long-unemployed, she "found a way" to send me a free digital copy of her book because I couldn't buy it myself. "In Defense of Looting" is a banger btw. Go buy it after donating chuffed.org/project/2025...
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Support Vicky's FFS
I got a date for facial feminization surgery In October, which is very exciting! But October is coming fast, and as I'm currently unemployed, I didn't have nearly as much time to save for costs and re...
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In the Mae-vy @noxyba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
any wilfully oblivious dipshit dumb enough to be gulled into voting for Trump in any year is dumb enough to be gulled into voting for any fascist that walks onto the RNC stage for the rest of their dipshit lives. you can try to win them over, but discouraging them from politics forever is safer.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/09/2026
this is the story of the midterms I am not sure I have ever seen a more demoralized republican electorate, and the more irregular trump voters we can get to disconnect from the political system entirely the better
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Took a phone call from a client in Texas, and he said "damnit I lost my pen I just had it..." It took every ounce of self control I have not to ask if Ken Paxton stole it
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Justin L @jlbaseball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The great thing about Cleveland being in the playoffs is you know the networks have already filled them in for the earliest possible time slot whoever they play. 10 AM baseball in Cleveland!
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You can totally just say "Trump posted some unhinged AI slop threatening [whoever it was this time]" You don't have to share it for him. "I saw this disgusting looking poster for a restaurant" Hell yeah, I'm sure it's fuckin awful. We don't need to see it.
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never been happy about a Mets grand slam before...
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The watch would be on
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Packwatch Cigar
Alt: A man applies a comically large torch to a cigar that is just as comically large
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pretty depressing to learn today of all days, but happy Bi Visibility Day to us I guess...
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Justice will finally find @jamieloftus.bsky.social
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The NYT continuing to quote every filler "like" "um" and "you know" that comes out of her mouth while carefully paring down the utterly incoherent ramblings of Trump into something resembling the English language is a choice...
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