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MilkmanDanTX

@milkmandantx.bsky.social
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Longhorn. Nerd. Nominal cyclist. Just joyriding around in my time machine, scamming booze from the primitives.

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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
maddenfreude
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 24/09/2026
TV ads for online gambling sites should be permanently banned.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it would be extremely funny if the SEC kicked LSU out tomorrow
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MilkmanDanTX @milkmandantx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
THEY GOT A PEPPER AR-15
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16/09/2026
Man, having a meeting four beers floating through San Marcos should be the only allowable type of meeting.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/09/2026
High-quality, unhinged coverage of games played with no stadium clock, no PA system, and missing bank lights doesn't just happen. Become a sustaining member to keep pure technical chaos on the airwaves. Make your pledge: www.patreon.com/cw/SickosCom...
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Sickos Committee — Yes Ha Ha Ha Yes
Get more from Sickos Committee on Patreon. Yes Ha Ha Ha Yes. Support Sickos Committee and get exclusive access to their work.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dad, the water on the toilet went down really slow
Mike Norvell, closing his eyes
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MilkmanDanTX @milkmandantx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Name 5 albums that helped shape you: Metallica - Ride The Lightning Tom Petty - Full Moon Fever Faith No More - Angel Dust Morphine - Yes Lyle Lovett - Road to Ensenada
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🦋 channel-6.ghost.io/dollyworld/
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"Someone tricked you into listening to an entire Eudora Welty short story while only taking three minutes to do it."
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
it's wild but documentedly true that Sonny Dykes is such a better college football coach than Bill Belichick
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MilkmanDanTX @milkmandantx.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Your favorite Disney Prince (wrong answers only)
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David Bowie as Jareth in Labyrinth
Alt: David Bowie as Jareth in Labyrinth
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MilkmanDanTX @milkmandantx.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Los Lonely Boy
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Houstorian @houstorian.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Today in 2000, Enron stock peaks at $90.56/share.
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Grant Marek @grantmarek.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cameron’s Pub is the most polarizing restaurant in the Bay Area. Not anecdotally. Not politically. It quite literally has almost the same number of 5-star and 1-star reviews on Yelp. I go deep down the Half Moon Bay rabbit hole to find out why: www.sfgate.com/food/article...
sfgate.com
Why Cameron's Pub is the Bay Area's most polarizing restaurant
It has nearly an identical number of 5-star and 1-star reviews on Yelp.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Of course, sites created in the 1940s are notoriously glitchy.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
shout out to The Strand bookstore staffer who did this
sign that says STAFF PICK:
The Ill-Fitting Skin by Shannon Robinson
Please turn to page 108, because I need to tell you something.

page 108 says:

HE'S GOT A KNIFE, AND HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
PUT THIS DOWN AND RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!
GO THIS WAY. →
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MilkmanDanTX @milkmandantx.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the long-term belief of this account is that context is a ticket to get in the club and most people are too lazy to buy it themselves
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Worse On Purpose @worseonpurpose.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
New essay: On Quality. What it is, why nobody can define it, and how it gets drained from the things you love. An ode to Pirsig. worseonpurpose.com/p/on-quality
worseonpurpose.com
On Quality: What It Is and Why Products Get Worse
Pirsig proved we recognize quality without defining it. Where quality lives, and how companies drain it from your products without a metric moving.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“Behold your hero, Trojans, I have bested him in combat, it made him super fucked up and shit, look at him, he’s busted as fuck and not as handsome as me, Achilles, who also has a sick boat and many gold items in my tent”
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cata @catabush.com · 07/07/2026
dude got mossed by a belgian twink
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is infringing my free speech. Please share the elf
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MilkmanDanTX @milkmandantx.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Depluralize a movie. 0ne Plot twist: there's nothing in the box.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 05/04/2026
never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm
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Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Sundae R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended
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Benjamin Harnett @benjaminharnett.com · 18/03/2026
Everyone loves "automating away toil" but nobody knows what portion of toil is essential to the creative process, and frankly it's a lot larger than you think.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/01/2026
DOINK
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Lester @lesterlee.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
There is no situation in which I need a random recipe site to be allowed to send me notifications. None.
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MilkmanDanTX @milkmandantx.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
BELT TO AGS
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
tonight was the night the legend of arch manning began. this was his moment. sorry, i don't really watch college football that much, i didn't watch this game, and i don't even know if he's good or not. i just felt like saying some stuff
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Nick Sousanis @nsousanis.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The reasons not to use this stuff and not let it anywhere near our schools keeps growing exponentially and insidiously. Ugh bsky.app/profile/disa...
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 04/11/2025
New Action Cookbook Newsletter! One more time before winter sets in, I'm writing about baseball - about one of the greatest games I've ever watched, and how none of it makes any sense. www.actioncookbook.com/it-doesnt-ma...
actioncookbook.com
It doesn't make any sense
Reflecting on one of the greatest baseball games of all time, and the beauty of its madness
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19/10/2025
If the defiling mold reappears in the house after the stones have been torn out and the house scraped and plastered, the priest is to go and examine it and, if the mold has spread, it is a persistent defiling mold; the house is unclean. It must be torn down—its stones, timbers and all the plaster.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/10/2025
The Sickos Committee Eats : Jordan tries to eat all the food at the Texas State Fair! sickos-newsletter.beehiiv.com/p/the-sickos...
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The Sickos Committee Eats : Jordan tries to eat all the food at the Texas State Fair!
Tummy hort
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Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Pictured: an OpenAI device making people happy
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a man in a purple shirt is standing in a field with two other men .
Alt: The scene from Office Space where Peter, Michael, and Samir beat the shit out of a printer
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
the gas stations off I-10 in Louisiana contain better food by themselves than like, 38 of 50 states combined
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MilkmanDanTX @milkmandantx.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
if you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
Alexander having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/09/2025
Sky’s out, thighs out.
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Benjamin Hoffman @bhh.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 21/08/2025
Oh Oregon State and Wazzu have you covered this year!! IN SEASON HOME AND HOME
Tulsa
SATURDAY, NOV 1
Washington State
7:30-8:00pm ET | CBS/Paramount+
SATURDAY, NOV 8
Sam Houston
10:00pm ET I The CW
SATURDAY, NOV 15
at Tulsa
Time TBA ET I TV TBA
SATURDAY, NOV 22
OFF
SATURDAY, NOV 29
at Washington State
6:30pm ET I The CW
Buy Tickets
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Nick Sousanis @nsousanis.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
my statement on Ai from the mini-comic I'm making as syllabus for a new class I'm teaching this fall. It's simple, but I pretty much said all I have to say on it - it robs you of decisions and struggle - and the joy of being surprised. It robs you of learning...
a snippet of a mini-comic, at top - straight line stretches from point A to B. Immediately below, same dot at A, then becomes a curving, meandering line that winds through the page and ends at a point with rays and a question mark emanating from it. Text reads: "Nothing can do this for you - that robs you of experience and conflates answers with learning. Rather, it's all the decisions you make along the way, the mistakes, struggles, and surprises! These pathways you create - this is learning.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 03/08/2025
A painting of a bird next to the words "it's never too late to fuck off"
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
“Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me” meme
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MilkmanDanTX @milkmandantx.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Delete Facebook. Be less meta.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Lmaoooooooo
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2025
Dad Carrying 2-Person Inner Tube Up Waterslide Steps Like Christ Bearing Cross
Dad Carrying 2-Person Inner Tube Up Waterslide Steps Like Christ Bearing Cross
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MilkmanDanTX @milkmandantx.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Live life. Don't watch someone else's.
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