Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 10hstatic.klipy.comAccepted Unstable HerbsAlt: Accepted GIF “I’m working with some very unstable herbs!” 000
Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Perhaps something was lost in translation? Please?static.klipy.comJohn Cleese: My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels!Alt: John Cleese: My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels! 000
Reposted by Complete TravistyBookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores. 2854243353
Reposted by Complete TravistyMaybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/04/2025 231984400
Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is a newspaper headline you find in a zombie game on a dust-covered desk as you're exploring the ruins of a suburb 20 years after a mutated plague strain killed 90% of the world population and turned another 9.9% into zombies 030
Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026At least the Titans will continue to not be the worst team in the AFC south purely by dint of not having a division loss yet 000
Reposted by Complete TravistyMaybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 24/04/2025 1886177
Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There’s a cliche in stories, especially SF, where someone will name something Project Icarus or Operation Prometheus or Goliath or something and then act shocked when it goes horribly wrong and I think what did you think was going to happen? Who would be stupid enough to name it that? And now I see 010
Reposted by Complete Travistydisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A Goofy Movie is better than The Avengers. 49938
Reposted by Complete TravistyArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social 178124772673
Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There’s an Aggie joke somewhere in the timing of starting construction on a new meat building at a time when meat is becoming unaffordablekristv.comRising beef costs push a Top 50 Texas BBQ spot to pull brisket from its everyday menuButter's BBQ in Sinton pulls brisket from its daily menu as prices near $50/lb. Beef cheek steps in as the new star. 000
Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026so if I’m following the discourse right the greatest, most popular song in music history was recently released and I’m a bad person for missing that? 000
Reposted by Complete TravistyMicah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026our greatest climate president and none of you ingrates will give him credit for it 2559668
Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026These recent commercial trying to sell meta glasses and ChatGPT as accessibility aids really piss me off 000
Reposted by Complete TravistyPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison. 7879021407
Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comGoosetheband KinkyAlt: Harvey Korman as Hedley Lamarr in Blazing Saddles saying “Kinky” 010
Reposted by Complete TravistyAlex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The appearance of “bread” and “potatoes” on this list of imminent shortages is historically the background of collapse and revolution. 44013
Reposted by Complete Travistylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world 434438786
Reposted by Complete Travistyjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's 164113092110
Reposted by Complete TravistyMicah @rincewind.run · 22/09/2026"emma frost thinks miss piggy is the most magnificent creature alive" completely tracks actually, this is perfect 7955188
Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Old English hadn’t been spoken for centuries when Shakespeare wrote Romeo and Juliet 000
Reposted by Complete Travistyheld steady @heldsteady.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bro we need your vote. I hate the war too. But the Democrats want to Trans your Am. 1650043
Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026brb gonna go blast a hole in my house’s roof so I don’t get kicked off my homeowner’s insurance 000
Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I like that this one appears a lot more declaratory that usual 000
Reposted by Complete TravistyPatrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise. 263125692
Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'The innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fear.’” 000
Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“The Cyclops Polyphemus is depicted with three eyes, which feels disqualifying.” 000
Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026ain’t no rule that says a lion can’t play basketball 051
Reposted by Complete TravistyMaybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025 91709416
Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I feel obliged to say at every mention of chiropractic that I see that it was founded by a 19th century anti-vaxxer who said he got the idea from a ghost 020
Reposted by Complete TravistyGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward 18195021814
Reposted by Complete TravistyJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank 128115791941
Reposted by Complete TravistyMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026 64177693725
Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Make a band edible: Kaiser Roll Chiefs 010
Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Make a band edible: Portugal. The Manicotti 011
Complete Travisty @completetravisty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comGodfather: Look How They Massacred My BoyAlt: Godfather: Look How They Massacred My Boy 000
