Sign in

Jason Avant

@jasonavant.bsky.social
948 followers 578 following 3.1K posts

Content Director Guy/Writer/Editor/Occasional Rugby Player/Mediocre Surfer. Formerly @petcobra at The Bad Place. He/Him. Portlander. Stuff I’ve written: www.clippings.me/users/jasonavant

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Jason Avant
Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
40118173072
Reposted by Jason Avant
Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
victims constantly being asked to consider the feelings of their rapists is one the most evil facets of rape culture
0579
Reposted by Jason Avant
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
time.com
Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
65965162517
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's John Fetterman with a bouffant
062
Reposted by Jason Avant
Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is your reminder not to let those joyless fucks convince you that human experience, knowledge, intellect, and art can be reduced to a pre-chewed paste of stolen labor.
217858
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Having fun with our fridge word magnets, not at all inspired by current events
Fridge magnet phrase: "put weak repulsive men to the knife"
010
Reposted by Jason Avant
UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
cnn.com
The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
872224384
Reposted by Jason Avant
maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
164179304459
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gavin. Gahdamn. Sheets. #padres
010
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is state-sanctioned torture.
000
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Showing his entire ass.
162
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These guys think "Doom takes his mask off, is a Multiverse Tony Stark" will surprise people. Bless their hearts.
020
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SO I'm getting a biopsy tomorrow (cancer, prostate, very high likelihood that the biopsy will tell me what I already think I know since I've had two PSA tests and MRI that point in that direction) and while I'm not really scared (high survival rate), this was a nice thing to read today.
110
Reposted by Jason Avant
It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Based on nothing but hope, I believe that as you slip from this world into the next, you get to see yourself as those who love you see you
1629736
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh hey, this soggy asshole's here.
000
Reposted by Jason Avant
Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
119114992854
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My sense is that the rest of these playoff teams should be very worried about the Padres.
020
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a Moist Individual.
010
Reposted by Jason Avant
Portland DSA @portlanddsa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last week, the Portland Police Bureau killed Kylo (their own dog) and a human person. Instead of just telling us that, PPB chose to execute a media blitz to try and convince the public they were sad that the dog was killed (passive voice) & that we should feel bad for them.
310426
Reposted by Jason Avant
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
inject this into my motherfucking veins.
162
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nobody: Me: A @questlove.bsky.social docujawn about Bad Brains (and how they influenced / were directly responsible for a generation or two of Black rock bands and performers - Fishbone, Living Colour, Body Count, RATM, dare I say the mighty Roots crew, etc.)
000
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some passages in here are straight out of a Patrick O'Brian novel (this is the highest possible praise one can give to a piece about blue water sailing).
000
Reposted by Jason Avant
Ryan Murray @domezig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
613439
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let Brad Bird cook, I say. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-x...
youtube.com
Ray Gunn | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
010
Reposted by Jason Avant
Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
This month's @motherjones.com cover is astounding. Reposted with alt text:
Cover of the September-October issue of Mother Jones Magazine: a white background with the words "50 years of fearless journalism" in black print, centered above the name/logo of the magazine in large Bright Red. Below that in black, the words "the southern strategy — jim crow was dead and buried. Then came the Roberts court."

And then, framing those words, there are two sets of robes: to the left, the simple black robes of the Judicial Branch of the United States Government, as a Supreme Court Justice might wear; to the right, the white robes and hood of the KKK.

A white person's hand with cuff of business suit and shirt visible, reaches into the scene from the right, poised to grab the Klan robes.
131105402
Reposted by Jason Avant
The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
892934433
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok
000
Reposted by Jason Avant
ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
412113706065
Reposted by Jason Avant
Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
CNN could have prevented all of this by simply reporting the news
1455193
Reposted by Jason Avant
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
395209523492
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ba-dee-ya to all who observe www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...
youtube.com
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
021
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches. Often.
000
Reposted by Jason Avant
Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you're a Dem who thinks you'll gain something by going anti-trans, look at Gallup's "most important problem" and Fox News' "most important issue" polling and see where trans issues rank. Whoever told you going anti-trans is a savvy or necessary move spends too much time on X and should be fired.
Gallup polling. "LGBTQ rights" moves between 0 and 1%.Fox news polling. Wokeness/transgender issues at 0%.
573330940
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oregonians when the fascists come for Tillamook
static.klipy.com
Henry Cavill's Mission Impossible Bathroom Flex
Alt: Henry Cavill's Mission Impossible Bathroom Flex
000
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
static.klipy.com
I'M On A Boat
Alt: The Lonely Island guys wearing tuxes and singing I'm On A Boat while on a boat
011
Reposted by Jason Avant
Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
1207576639
Reposted by Jason Avant
Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Do NOT vote for anti-transgender Democrats. www.erininthemorning.com/p/the-guide-...
erininthemorning.com
The Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats In The 2026 Elections, By State
These are the Democrats that LGBTQ+ people may wish to avoid this election cycle.
7837111379
Reposted by Jason Avant
Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 17/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: The new James Bond actor has been chosen and it's this guy. www.tiktok.com/@jrw21/video...
201709424
Reposted by Jason Avant
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
gizmodo.com
71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
1401266996703
Reposted by Jason Avant
Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
First Shark v. Electrocution since June 2025! Like hearing Dylan pull out Mr. Tambourine Man.
2556
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dillard knew why those of us who write for a living chose this life: "There is something you find interesting, for a reason hard to explain. It is hard to explain because you have never read it on any page; there you begin. You were made and set here to give voice to this, your own astonishment."
010
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The guy in the bear suit and his friend from The Shining
2135
Reposted by Jason Avant
Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 17/09/2026
It might sound primitive, but through the fairies, we could ask Neagley for help.
11035
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It is impossible to overstate what an absolute fucking moron he is.
000
Reposted by Jason Avant
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New — I wrote about this weird thing where people within the Republican party keep being exposed as Nazis and the party then tries to claim each one is an aberration. The facts, as I lay out here, indicate otherwise:
thehandbasket.co
Republicans don’t have a Nazi problem—they are the Nazi problem
A spate of recent revelations have shown the ideologies and their adherents are one and the same.
10182532701
Reposted by Jason Avant
the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the
111112061904
Reposted by Jason Avant
Ali Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is the dumbest thing I’ve read in ages. This is not accurate. This is some sci-fi bro woo woo nonsense. Please do not take this seriously.
Will Stancil writing: Yes, Als think. You can read their thoughts as they have them. Al companies hide the Al's thoughts because other Al companies might read them and use those thoughts to train their own Als. This is all very strange and astonishing science fiction territory but it's real.
1661933226
Jason Avant @jasonavant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? 😭
Tom Green playing Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage on his Sausage Keyboard
110