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Mike Simensky

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When a snail leave a silvery trail, does he expect you to follow it? And if elephants never forget, why do they never win Mastermind?

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Chris Kohler @kohler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Folks I just looked at an English copy of Master Fighter II (the classic bootleg NES version of SFII) and you need to read the back
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Almost forgot: happy That Tom Hollander Interview Day to all who celebrate
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Archer’s resignation from the London mayoral race after it was revealed he lied in court was the thing that got Paul Foot up from his sickbed and contributing again, having first started chronicling Archer’s lies and misdemeanours in 1969. From the Private Eye archive. Issue 992, December 1999.
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Patrick Smith @psmithjournalist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A classic from the Evening Standard about 10 years ago.
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Mike Simensky @mikesimensky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Donald's Gold Mine - Disney 1942
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe
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Mike Simensky @mikesimensky.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on.
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Larry laid his mouse in front of the press to be photographed. Lest you ask, this is a real photograph via the Press Association.
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"RIP PLAYSTATION 1994-2026" - Players are flocking to Sony's old PS4 anti-DRM video in the wake of its shock decision to scrap physical games www.eurogamer.net/playstation-...
A screenshot of a projected slide that shows a big disc and then the words: "trade in games at retail"; "sell it to another person"; "lend it to a friend"; "or keep it forever"
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day 🖤
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 07/06/2026
Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.
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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Lads, Harry Hill is a legend
Did TV Burp cause any problems with anyone else?

The only person who took exception was Jamie Oliver. We did go a bit too far but we had a show to fill. He had a diagram on his show about: 'If you teach two people to make spaghetti Bolognese, then they teach two friends, in a week, X amount of people will know how to make it.' We did a diagram saying: 'If you tell two friends not to bother watching Jamie's Whatever It Is, and they tell two friends...' He hit the roof. After that he wouldn't give us any more clips.

Did you try to make amends?

The producer contacted me to say, 'Jamie's very upset. Can you do a video apologising to him?' So I did a video of me in my kitchen singing I Just Called To Say I Love You, then pulled out one of his pans, saying, 'Look, I've even got one of your pans.' The producer said he wasn't going to send it to him because it would have just made things worse.
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Mike Simensky @mikesimensky.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
20 years! Incredible. And still a wonderful piece of television.
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Matt Hill @gethill.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Prime with ads. Just how Kubrick intended.
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 30/04/2026
Every time I see an ad for the Dyson air purifier thing
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Julian "Jaz" Rignall @jazrignall.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It's the Game Gear's 35th European anniversary. Sega's color hand-held rolled out this month in 1991, and while it wasn't a huge success (the cheap 'n' cheerful Game Boy had already pretty much locked down the portable market), it was still a cool machine with some very fun games.
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Bench (Ben Frenchman) @benfrenchman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
There's something a bit poignant about a Bluetooth device failing to connect to another device right next to it when they're the only Bluetooth devices for hundreds of thousands of kilometres around.
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IGN @ign.com · 18/03/2026
Horror icon John Carpenter lists his favorite video games of all time, and three he's really looking forward to. bit.ly/4sSgdYY
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Westhoff @2timesf.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Excellent Texas Switch featuring Rory Kinnear! (Five Days, 2007) @tvaziri.com
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Mike Simensky @mikesimensky.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The incomparable @maxdood.bsky.social in full flow. #re9
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Mike Simensky @mikesimensky.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
@maxdood.bsky.social Iron Galaxy news... www.ign.com/articles/fal...
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Fallout: New Vegas Remaster Hopes Go Into Overdrive as Support Studio Drops Tease - IGN
Fallout fans are desperate for news on upcoming games in Bethesda's post-apocalyptic role-playing series, and it looks like a pretty solid tease has just dropped from a surprising source.
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Andy Marshall @fotofacade.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I do love a ghost gable like this found near Ancoats in Manchester - but it's rarer still to find the intangible signs of the puff of smoke from the chimney...
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Mike Simensky @mikesimensky.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Sad news for Red Dwarf fans. Hope he made up with Doug.
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BREAKING: Beloved creator of legendary 90s sitcom dies
The co-creator of Red Dwarf, Rob Grant, has sadly died
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
“I remember the first time I saw Andy…”
Morgan Freeman as Kindly Old Criminal in He Cant Have put The Poster Back Over the Hole It’s Impossible
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Andy Bell @bell.bz · 12/02/2026
i would die for this man
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Alexandria Neonakis @beavs.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
a glorious rat coin pursetwitter comments that range from "oh! so contradictory - laugh & cringe" to "so curious to know who would want this - any ideas?"
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Julian "Jaz" Rignall @jazrignall.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
35 years ago, the European Leisure Software Publishers Association (ELSPA) published this infamous anti-piracy ad encouraging people to snitch on those peddling dodgy software. You'd get £1000 if your info led to a successful prosecution. Just like these two righteous tossers. 🤣
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Patrick Smith @psmithjournalist.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
It's a great time for AI-generated images of robots thinking about stuff
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Mike Simensky @mikesimensky.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My attempts to combine oxide with Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock.
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Mike Simensky @mikesimensky.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
@rooflemongerreal.bsky.social youtu.be/uaGvmRTUUvU?...
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Street Fighter 6 - Alex Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by Street Fighter
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I can see how they would be exciting and impressive to a caveman but it’s embarrassing to enjoy them as a modern human
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I think we can all agree it’s time for fireworks to become 100% illegal. Let’s ban fireworks everywhere in 2026
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Talking Bottom @talkingbottom.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
This is the 90’s after all… cracking bit of art from Lee Thompson.
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Mike Simensky @mikesimensky.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas everyone! @talkingbottom.bsky.social
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas!
“Santa”, Dan Aykroyd from Trading Places eating a piece of salmon stuck in his beard ok the bus
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Mike Simensky @mikesimensky.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
My Christmas masterpiece. Look closely!
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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Mike Simensky @mikesimensky.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 04/12/2025
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/LegalAdviceUK by user Fun-Blueberry-2147. The post describes that the user’s sister, who has schizophrenia, admitted herself to the hospital after believing someone was communicating with her through her smart fridge, which turned out to be an LED screen advertisement. The post explains that she spent two days under monitoring with medication adjustments and that the specific ad she saw included her name, making it especially distressing. The user questions the legality of such targeted or unsettling ads on smart appliances in the UK.
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Mike Simensky @mikesimensky.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Just bought a Guinness for the first time in 10 years. £4.90....I'll try again in another 10.
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Bat Terror @mattthr.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
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IGN @ign.com · 04/11/2025
Oscar winners Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are reportedly reuniting for The Mummy 4 with Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett – the filmmaking duo billed as Radio Silence – directing the long-awaited sequel.
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Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz Will Return for The Mummy 4
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Mike Simensky @mikesimensky.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
One for @rooflemongerreal.bsky.social . Hundred hand slap!!
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
RIP to Drew Struzen, the greatest to ever do it. 🙌
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Mike Simensky @mikesimensky.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I would too!
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 01/10/2025
September 30 / October 1
William shatter as Captain KirkMichael Myers in Halloween
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YouGov @yougov.co.uk · 18/09/2025
The British public's favourite sitcom, by generation Gen Z: Friends / Modern Family (joint) Millennial: Friends Gen X: Only Fools and Horses Boomer: Only Fools and Horses yougov.co.uk/entertainmen...
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Rooflemonger @rooflemongerreal.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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