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Michael J. Gleason

@michaeljgleasonwriter.com
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I'm a bookseller (also writer & former internet reviewer), but probably not the one you were expecting linktr.ee/michaeljgleason Formerly found on RT Gomer Productions & Manic Expression (He/Him)

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Marina Lostetter @marinalostetter.bsky.social · 1h
World's most comfortable dog.
Scooby the pitbull mix with her feet in the air, snoring on her love seat with the author's hand on her belly.Close up of Scooby's loose lips in her overly relaxed upside-down state.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Newspaper comic strip story arcs: Heart of the City: Charlotte gets her first period and takes birth control pills to manage it. Rosebuds: Maria fights against book censorship at school. Crabgrass: Kevin's mom is dating the principal so he plans the ultimate prank Nancy: Sluggo got a new hat
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Michael J. Gleason @michaeljgleasonwriter.com · 01/10/2026
Join me as I discuss the first voyage of the Starship Enterprise! (Only nearly a month too late for #StarTrekDay) youtu.be/bnvVbcjYpwg
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Enterprise: The First Adventure - Strange New Reads
YouTube video by BlackScarabFilmZ
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Stephen Winer @rowrbazzle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today is the birthday of Groucho Marx, Bud Abbott and Spanky MacFarland. That’s a lot of funny for one day.
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Michael J. Gleason @michaeljgleasonwriter.com · 03/10/2026
Wild one liner cameo pull for the season premiere of Scrubs having K Callan show up for one scene.
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S. Reeson / Experimental Poet @internetofwords.com · 01/10/2026
Here for the minimalism and the fact the alt text really has this spot on.
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Michael J. Gleason @michaeljgleasonwriter.com · 01/10/2026
Join me as I discuss the first voyage of the Starship Enterprise! (Only nearly a month too late for #StarTrekDay) youtu.be/bnvVbcjYpwg
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Enterprise: The First Adventure - Strange New Reads
YouTube video by BlackScarabFilmZ
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Michael J. Gleason @michaeljgleasonwriter.com · 01/10/2026
Finished @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social 's "Hollywood, Ending" today and gosh dang it he did it again! One of the best books I've read this year for sure!
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A car marked "New York Times" turning hard to the right off a highway labeled "Reality" to an exit named "Bedtime Stories for White Centrists""
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
this show became one of the biggest pop cultural phenomenons of the last 100 years.
kirk with sulu, who is holding a dog with an exospine and a little unicorn horn and antennae
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2025
PSA
crudely cropped photo of Ian Holm as the android Ash in 'Alien' with the ms paint notation 'full of milk' with an arrow pointing at him
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Michael J. Gleason @michaeljgleasonwriter.com · 30/09/2026
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Johnny Gage's Smile Emergency
Alt: Johnny Gage's Smile Emergency
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I propose a remake of jeanne dielman where she kills him in the first five minutes
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 29/09/2026
I was "too old" for Saved By The Bell, but that didn't mean that the TV in my Congressional office in the late '90s wasn't tuned to TBS every weekday during recess for reruns of both Saved by the Bell and California Dreams. Godspeed, Mr. Belding. I wish my principal had been as cool.
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Dennis Haskins, Mr. Belding on ‘Saved by the Bell,’ Dies at 75
He played the exasperated but well-meaning principal on the popular high school sitcom. He reprised the role in a long-running spinoff.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
weird al version of klingon opera
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got a bill in the mail from a memory removal service and I'm finding it very difficult to contest the charges.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Y E S
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Michael J. Gleason @michaeljgleasonwriter.com · 28/09/2026
"Rory! When did you get here?" Still lives in my brain to this day
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Dennis Kanenwisher @denniskdraws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
14 years ago I voiced the 3rd, 5th, 7th, and 10th Doctor in @wogoat.bsky.social ‘s cartoon: Bla Bla Bla Daleks
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Dr Who: Bla Bla Bla Daleks
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 28/09/2026
Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt.
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S07E12 Team Homer (3F10) 7 January 1996
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dreamed of a gorgeous klingon babe named Grunta
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Mr. Gandalf B. Naturals @voidfemme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes, but also Rupert Everett delivering the line "just Claw. One word. Like Madonna." stayed with me forever lmao
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*taps the sign*
Tweet by user @POSIndustries, alias "Schrodinger's Gat"

Body: Smiling Friends is the best show I've ever seen made by a bunch of guys I think should get hit by a bus.
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Dr. Jennessa Hester 🍒 @cherrypoppunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's important we listen to the man who spent over a billion dollars to make Quibi
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Michael J. Gleason @michaeljgleasonwriter.com · 26/09/2026
You can tell I'm getting older because the recent purchase I'm most excited about is a slow cooker and making chili as the weather gets cold is the highlight of my week.
A silver Hamilton Beach slow cookerThe same silver slow cooker but now filled with chili
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 26/09/2026
🎵It's been a long road, getting from there to here. It's been a long time, but my time is finally near. And I can feel a change in the wind right now. Nothing's in my way. And they're not gonna hold me down no more.🎵 Star Trek Enterprise started 25 years ago today. It's really been a long road 🖖
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Acme Vs Coyote Acme Sucks
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SometimesPDX @sometimespdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Portlanders, you’ve noticed the local rich shitheads dumping tons of money into our elections? Sometimes it’s because they expect their “pro-business” “law-and-order” candidates to look the other way when the do fraud and corruption and when they do crimes. theintercept.com/2026/09/23/d...
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DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mamdani.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
9/24/26
Nancy is admiring Tattoo Flash in the window of a Tattoo Parlor. She points out that she wants the <3 Mom tattoo flash, but that it should say Aunt instead.
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Michael J. Gleason @michaeljgleasonwriter.com · 26/09/2026
Making ramen for dinner and the sauce is so thick it looks like the Venom symbiote from Spider-Man. It looks like the black goo that killed Tasha Yar.
A pan of ramen with a thick black sauce in it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
Last Peach Of Summer Quietly Molds Over On Counter
Last Peach Of Summer Quietly Molds Over On Counter
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 24/09/2026
At one point I knew my address, my parents' address, and my grandmother's address. I still know the addresses of every place I've ever lived. You have to be a complete dipshit not to be able to remember.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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M SiFEAR @msipher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The very notion of a "smart fridge" is fucking baffling. Big section keeps things cold. Smaller section keeps things VERY cold. That's been working just fine for a very long time without firmware updates and shit. But I guess that doesn't make inherited-wealth tech fetishists' line go uppies so
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 24/09/2026
I remember someone said extreme wealth is the equivalent of getting kicked in the head by a horse everyday. Jensen Huang is 63 years old and doesn't know his own address? The only legitimate reason for that at this stage of his life is brain degeneration.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 24/09/2026
At this point I think only Idle, Jones and Chapman haven't shat themselves verbally, and two of them are dead.
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Colin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Street Smarts For Republicans”, by Matt Groening, 1995.
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Coliseum of Comics @coliseumofcomics.com · 24/09/2026
We remember Jim Henson - puppeteer, animator, actor, musician, filmmaker, and creator of The Muppets - born on this day in 1936.
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Kevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 23/09/2026
Griff occasionally has to check in with Kirby.
Two small dogs sharing the same bed as awkwardly as can be.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 23/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Costco has a $50 giant Frankenstein head made of green chocolate that includes a mallet for smashing his head open at which point a pound of gummy body parts will spill forth from the edible wreckage of his face
“Monster Mash Chocolate, filled with body part shaped gummies. SMASH FOR OVER 1LB.
OF GUMMIES INSIDE!”
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Max Gladstone @maxgladstone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pokemon Company has printed so much 30th Anniversary that the scalpers are crashing out, prices are collapsing, kids are actually opening good cards! And there is Joy! Sweet Joy! Joy in Parent Town!
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nancy 9/21/26
Today’s comic is about Fritzi Ritz… she’s going to the beach… duh.
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