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Norbert

@norbertmadao.bsky.social
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Writer and photographer. Published in Anime News Network, IGN, Playboy, Nerdist and more. Used to have a minorly notable podcast about cartoons.

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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 4h
I wished the financial reports were more detailed in exactly what the expenses/revenue of Frederator (both the YouTube business and the cartoon studio/IP exploitation) were but I guess we're only allowed to be so nosy.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 4h
Since Kartoon is public I was able to look up their financials. I'm not trained to interpret financial reports so bear with me but it did say that as of the end of last year, "As of December 31, 2025, Frederator has a cumulative deficit in earnings and profits." ir.kartoonstudios.com/all-sec-fili...
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 6h
The thing with "but it's for kids" is the "but." Why is it being for kids a "but" that contradicts it being good instead of a neutral descriptor? What did you find lacking? Too didactic? Not explicit enough? Covers age-based themes you've already thoroughly processed and have lost interest in?
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びがぁ @vigwer.bsky.social · 20h
またあした。
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 9h
What exactly makes a work of art "for" a specific age demographic is actually a complicated and interesting conversation. So it annoys me when people are like "X is a good show, *but it's for kids*" without elaborating. It just comes off as you trying to save face because you liked ATLA too much.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 13h
Much of discussions on third spaces are correct about macroeconomic and political conditions largely outside of our control. But also a lot of it is 30 year old Indoor Kids who desperately do not want to confront that it might be their own fault if they spend all day at home on their phones.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 15h
Thinking about how the English title for Attack on Titan is awkward and the Japanese name doesn't even make sense until you learn something that's revealed 80% through the story.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 15h
After the insane year both Robert Pattinson and Zendaya have had I'm more sure than ever that "Timothée Chalamet is the only modern movie star" was something his marketing team invented and I would like to never hear anyone repeat it again.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The below is burned into my brain and it's about as appealing a pitch as if video games involved getting shot with an actual gun.
"The year is 2030. It's a rainy Saturday afternoon. You've just finished mining 30 obsidian ore playing Crypto Crush Saga, a match-3 mobile game.
You open up The Elder Chains Online and feel a rush of excitement. Your school buddy has spent years becoming a Master Blacksmith, and he has agreed to turn 10 obsidian into an Obsidian Battlestaff, a HUGE upgrade over the Mithril Mace you’ve been wielding for the last months.
It’ll take him an hour or so. In the meantime, you log into Clash of Guilds, and use the remaining obsidian to upgrade your town hall to the next level. 
That should keep your village safe for now.
You wish you could fast forward time to tonight. Your Guild has plans to go for a deep run into the wilderness in Old School Rune Chains, and your prospects of a successful run (and great loot) have never been better.
All guild members have been spending the past 2 weeks grinding for better weapons, and you’ve agreed (through a vote) to use the Guild treasury to buy everyone a new full set of Red Dragonhide Armor.
Tonight’s objective is to kill the level 128 Frost Giant hiding in the Cave of Sorrow. He has a 5% chance of dropping an Immaculate Orb of Brilliance, of which there are currently only 4 in existence.
The Orb can be used as a power source in an upcoming space exploration game, and should give your guild a great advantage in reaching distant galaxies first. A 5% drop rate is low, but you’re feeling optimistic.
In the distance, you hear a faint 'BloCkChAIn doEsNT bRiNg AnYtHiNg nEW tO gAmES'. You shrug, and join your friends in the Discord voice channel.

Life is good."
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 21h
Like there's an assumption that ppl have complete understanding of their world externally and internally and that is just not true. I fucking hate these ppl cuz you know the only books they read are like Atomic Habits and the only music is Lofi hiphop and the only movies are Marvel
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 21h
I think it's weird when ppl talk about generative AI being good cuz it can produce art/music/video that is completely personalized for the individual consumer. Art is good cuz it speaks to parts of myself I didn't know existed and makes me feel less alone, dipshit
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ha-chan, Shake Your Booty was very good.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got a trailer for this Nat Geo documentary about people climbing up a rarely-traveled edge of Mt. Everest and skiing down. Fuck this movie lmao you're an asshole if you climb Everest but especially like this. They broke a Sherpa's leg too.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Officially-licensed Bluey Metamucil fiber supplement powder.
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another example of why making TV is fucked now: Big Bang Theory's newest spin-off is produced on a "10 episodes a season, two years to make a season" schedule. Even the lowest common denominator Chuck Lorre sitcom machine now makes streaming shows at the same speed as Stranger Things!
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 30/09/2026
seto kaiba's burdens are very similar to my own
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Instagram is where you find out there's a 17 year old from South Korea who's drawn 750 immaculate pieces of Two and a Half Men yaoi ship art.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I support your right to drink a tutti frutti sour blue raspberry lemonade cocktail but I think you should have to drink it out of a brown can.
Colorful Beatbox boxed cocktails with a cartoon Shaq on them.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Funniest part of The Sluts is that when the mod bans their discussion they all migrate to a forum dedicated to fantasies about mutilating one of the Backstreet Boys.
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hi, the JER band performed in a produce section at a supermarket. The full video is on YouTube! Pls go like and comment, it helps a ton! youtu.be/WcQGQ0VHoKM?...
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JER BAND | MERCADITO CONCERT
YouTube video by Fiesta Fresh Market
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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www.hottopic.com @chuunitoons.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
[:x.X//<angel_chain.05>\\X.x:] is an ongoing comic about two grieving sisters in the mid-2000s doing pokemon battles with an angel who secretly wants to kill them in order to reach the center of heaven. It updates irregularly free on my website. lamezone.net/chain/
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A guy trying to mug Harold but then panicking when he starts praying in Hebrew is a good bit. youtu.be/T-Ask76XabM?...
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References to Judaism in Nicktoons (Hey Arnold!, Rugrats, Fairly OddParents, As Told by Ginger)
YouTube video by Ben Simon a.k.a. Cartoon Man Central
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An ad for gambling on the weather followed by an ad for selling your clothes.
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Gary | LOOKING FOR WRITING WORK @mutantastronaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think, more than anything in animation right now, I'm tired of there being an infamous movie and/or show that gets dogpiled on and content creators just follow suit and create slop reaction videos. If you've avoided doing this, or at the very least, TRIED to be nuanced, you rule in my book.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's funny how locations in Steven Universe are generally made up (like America [?] having a state called Keystone) but also Brooklyn is still real. They made a fake New York City but it still has a Brooklyn. youtu.be/P19mBBLSLD4?...
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Let's Go To Empire City! | Mr. Greg | Steven Universe | Cartoon Network
YouTube video by Steven Universe
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#StevenUniverse #Amethyst
Amethyst sitting with leaves stuck in her hair, wearing a hoodie, knit cap, leggings, and sneakers as she kicks her feet. She's also holding a thermos, presumably containing both tomato soup and a popsicle.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seeing a teenager be an edgy/right wing YouTuber is so bleak. It's like watching someone sink in quicksand before your eyes. I really want to grab them by the shoulders and say "If you stop this RIGHT NOW you can avoid ruining your life."
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have just found out that apparently there's a divorced redpill YouTuber who has raised his 15 year old son into a YouTuber who with his full face calls people slurs over nerd movies he hasn't watched and called Zendaya ugly. True horror.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really love how in Serious Weakness, Trianon's dad is a right wing content creator. There's a lot of fertile ground in writing horror about when your dad is The Quartering.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Riverdale episode: Cheryl adopts a high school girl who was kicked out by her parents for being a lesbian. *2 episodes later* Cheryl is making the teenage girl toil in a recently-collapsed mine. *2 episodes later* The girl is fighting Cheryl's witch ancestor in the dream realm
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That Daria movie where Jane almost has lesbian sex but then doesn't.
Daria is it Fall Yet screenshot where Jane is standing with an alt bi artist lady
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Jim Gisriel @jim-gisriel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NEW VIDEO Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom Review youtu.be/9pRz1ADsErM
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The stink of John Lasseter aside, Ray Gunn looks really bland. I really don't find the idea of haphazardly mixing noir film and retrofuturism interesting. Characters and plot feel stock too. Between this and Spider-Noir we just gotta start telling people to watch real noir movies.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A panicked Disney executive seeing the Forgotten Island box office and ordering that the main character from Hexed be turned back into a boy.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hard to believe but there was a time when Netflix was ordering complete cartoon shows upfront up to 52 episodes.
Kid Cosmic Kipo and the age of wonderbeasts Netflix She-Ra
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I remember in high school when I learned about e-books I was so excited about how liberating that tech would be for students and textbooks. But instead of free PDFs, we got DRM Hell and mandatory textbooks that you literally cannot buy even if you wanted to. Only rent.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I just cut in front of Obama in the ice cream truck line. They already took his drones away so there was nothing he could do about it. He just stared at his shoes.
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Jim Gisriel @jim-gisriel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Juice (1992) Review www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVze...
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Juice (1992) Review
YouTube video by Jim Gisriel
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 17/10/2025
the endpoint of chatgpt and other llm chatbot interfaces is a cohort of people who don't really live so much as they are on a sort of guided tour of their own lives, who have more or less totally abdicated agency and responsibility in favor of a step by step template of how to pretend to be a person
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chris Rufo as a guest reminded me of how during CRT hysteria there were so many Twitter pedophiles demanding video livestreams of every classroom so they could monitor them for Critical Race Theory.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Incest.
Lilo holding a photo of Stitch and Angel in a hammock
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A while ago I went on a tour of a condo in my neighborhood. It was around $300k for a studio and you still have to pay to use the building's laundry room.
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Norbert @norbertmadao.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Aside from not casting Dante Basco my only other gripe with Forgotten Island is the 80s/90s nostalgia grating. I'll accept "Never Tear Us Apart" and (begrudgingly) "Don't You Forget About Me" because they fit thematically. But the rest feels like "HEY GROWN-UPS REMEMBER THIS????"
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If your favorite podcasts are not made by "a couple guys," I am afraid I have very little respect for you. This is an art form that can only excel in the hands of weird freaks
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"who's this podcast by" is an absurd question that marks you for a rube. It's by the guys from the podcast.
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All Watched Over By Machines of Drum and Bass @bartlebooth45.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the polycule hears there are boardgames at the function
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 25/09/2026
if you work for the NYT and try to write an article about shoplifting discourse you should be jailed and sent to re-education
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