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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 08/10/2026

I tried to remember this thing the other day and spent some time searching "poop boob device"

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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 06/07/2026

Toasters toast bread and they also toast toast. At some point the bread becomes toast and then the toaster toasts it more. Unless you are stopping the toaster the very femptosecond the bread becomes the lightest possible toast, then the toaster is toasting toast. Eat me.

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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this

The Forza livery editor being used to apply a weirdly exactingly detailed depiction of the twin towers and the number ‘911’ to a Porsche 911

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Eve Hawthorne ΘΔ @evehawthorne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I will vote for a candidate based on their ability to serve me and my fellow queer folks and not treat the lives of people like a sporting event. If that happens to be a democrat, then fantastic

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

fullmetal alchemist fullmetal alchemist

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

deep space nine!!

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it's daniel @dkmode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

happy 40th anniversary castlevania www.youtube.com/watch?v=opUE...

youtube.com

Giant Bomb - Barkerville

YouTube video by DeadheadDetox

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Houthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is Lowtax's world and we're all just living in it (except Lowtax)

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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 29/09/2026

hell yeah dudes rock

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Naruto is better than 2 girls 1 cup.

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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

REPUBLICANS: We will kill you and your children DEMOCRATS: We don't know how to run against this REPUBLICANS: We will kill five specific children for being gay at sports. This is the biggest problem we face today DEMS: They make good points, we must kill these children BOTH: And Gaza obviously

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TekknoNerd @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

ONLINE LEFTIST: what if we tried to find a candidate that's good ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo 🖕

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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack

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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

it's 9/11 in est now which is the only time zone that really matters on 9/11 when you think about it time for the most important 9/11 video ever made

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Extremely Haunted @extremelyuncanny.com · 07/09/2026

As is tradition

Todaybor day is Labor Day!
Homestar Runner holding a wooden spoon with a bowl for a helmet screams as The Cheat stares off

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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 04/09/2026

Any time someone on here goes “oh but you didn’t specify only *AI* data centers” I think of this post from @jeffgerstmann.com

Anonymous asked:
Protip: "WHO CARES!" or "NOBODY CARES!" still don't equal "I don't care", like you apparently think.

Jeff responds:
I can't help it if you're too fucking stupid to handle that translation on the fly.

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

rated R for RAUL JULIA

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"you no longer own your videogames" we'll see about that fucko

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/03/2026

the bluesky experience:

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs

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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026

Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection

A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

New GTA6 leak reveals that the game’s plot takes place in several different time periods including 1999 as well as 12,000 BC when the Kingdom of Zeal attempts to harness the power of Lavos

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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Television used to MEAN something in this country. 🧐

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The Pastatutes @pastatutes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The 'Tutes help a john ascend. Feat. @alexrochonva.bsky.social Support us on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@ThePastatutes #indieanimation #animation #cartoon

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derek @destroy.computer · 21/08/2026

I think 2026 is a good time to bring back minidiscs

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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 18/08/2026

Cackling softly to myself as I put dinner ingredients into the pot, as if I’m getting away with something

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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 16/08/2026

Me going into my garage to get a mop bucket on an August afternoon:

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