Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 16/10/2026Reminds me of a time I jacked a windows install so that my sd card reader was on C: 110 1
Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 08/10/2026I tried to remember this thing the other day and spent some time searching "poop boob device" 010 1
Reposted by Max CooljazzMax Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 06/07/2026Toasters toast bread and they also toast toast. At some point the bread becomes toast and then the toaster toasts it more. Unless you are stopping the toaster the very femptosecond the bread becomes the lightest possible toast, then the toaster is toasting toast. Eat me. 001 1
Reposted by Max CooljazzHourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 08/10/2026 0193 19
Reposted by Max CooljazzNovember Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this 604358599 4.4K
Reposted by Max CooljazzEve Hawthorne ΘΔ @evehawthorne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I will vote for a candidate based on their ability to serve me and my fellow queer folks and not treat the lives of people like a sporting event. If that happens to be a democrat, then fantastic 1322 32
Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 04/10/2026Those AI detector things are, themselves, AI. so there you go as far as accuracy goes. 020 2
Reposted by Max Cooljazzjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026fullmetal alchemist fullmetal alchemist 2055875 558
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Reposted by Max Cooljazzit's daniel @dkmode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026happy 40th anniversary castlevania www.youtube.com/watch?v=opUE...youtube.comGiant Bomb - BarkervilleYouTube video by DeadheadDetox 22710 27
Reposted by Max CooljazzHouthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is Lowtax's world and we're all just living in it (except Lowtax) 131361 313
Reposted by Max Cooljazzdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Naruto is better than 2 girls 1 cup. 23813 38
Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 22/09/2026They’re calling it the most Not Mad anyone has ever been 180 8
Reposted by Max CooljazzGarrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026REPUBLICANS: We will kill you and your children DEMOCRATS: We don't know how to run against this REPUBLICANS: We will kill five specific children for being gay at sports. This is the biggest problem we face today DEMS: They make good points, we must kill these children BOTH: And Gaza obviously 01452341 1.5K
Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 21/09/2026Seeing as how they can’t seem to actually do anything you must be pissed off a lot 0160 16
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Reposted by Max CooljazzTekknoNerd @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Voyager, walking on those tiny legs. 13969122200 6.9K
Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 18/09/2026Surprisingly quiet when it completes IPL. Quieter than my ProLiant. Pulls a nice 550 watts though and the air out the back is noticeably warm. 000 0
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Reposted by Max Cooljazzmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/08/2025ONLINE LEFTIST: what if we tried to find a candidate that's good ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo 🖕 968281882 6.8K
Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 14/09/2026“Why, god, why did they put the tape drive so high up?! I don’t have a ladder!!!” 000 0
Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 13/09/2026Bringing a square peg to a round hole convention and being like “you’re just mad it’s not 100% the right shape” 060 6
Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 13/09/2026By allowing your party to get away with whatever you are explicitly allowing them to become weaker which will result in them losing the election. People like you will ultimately be responsible for their failure. 060 6
Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 13/09/2026What’s with this 100% nonsense? And it’s not one issue it’s multiple massive issues now. You’re not at 99% of alignment, you’re at like 2% right now. 171 7
Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 13/09/2026"Harm reduction principle" tells Dems that they can do a LOT OF HARM and so long as its technically "less" they'll still get votes. 0470 47
Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 13/09/2026nobody is talking about non-LLM data centers. Nobody. LLM data centers only do LLM work and aren't useful for any other purpose. They don't run the internet. They're filled with special purpose computers that only do LLM inference work. All these data centers being built are LLM data centers. 081 8
Reposted by Max CooljazzJabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack 221793476 1.8K
Reposted by Max Cooljazz〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026it's 9/11 in est now which is the only time zone that really matters on 9/11 when you think about it time for the most important 9/11 video ever made 15871382 871
Reposted by Max CooljazzThat catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 08/06/2026 1724175 724
Reposted by Max CooljazzExtremely Haunted @extremelyuncanny.com · 07/09/2026As is tradition 0303122 303
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