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Max Cooljazz

@michaeldim.com
119 followers 244 following 573 posts

He/Him, I am on the computer, on the posting sites.

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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 23/09/2026
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 22/09/2026
Man on the phone
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 21/09/2026
811 Logo
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 18/09/2026
Computin’
An IBM POWER server booting IBM i, with a laptop on top of it displaying the terminal output.
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 17/09/2026
Master shake to Meatwad: I AM 30 OR 40 YEARS OLD AND I DO NOT NEED THIS.
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 04/09/2026
Any time someone on here goes “oh but you didn’t specify only *AI* data centers” I think of this post from @jeffgerstmann.com
Anonymous asked:
Protip: "WHO CARES!" or "NOBODY CARES!" still don't equal "I don't care", like you apparently think.

Jeff responds:
I can't help it if you're too fucking stupid to handle that translation on the fly.
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 16/08/2026
Me going into my garage to get a mop bucket on an August afternoon:
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 26/07/2026
I genuinely believe that there may be no more disgusting or abominable sequence of words in English language than this
The Skype for business browser helper add-on from Microsoft corporation is ready to use
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 02/07/2026
I like it. I would make only one change:
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 01/07/2026
Wanna try this place but I don’t want to get yelled at by Stephen Merchant
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 18/05/2026
I like how this receipt printer will let you turn this feature on, then when you try to use it it just prints a receipt that says “I can’t do that lol”
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 08/03/2026
IBM 4683, pictured not IPLing (dispute my best efforts) but otherwise handsome looking
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 20/01/2026
Feeling very sickos.png right now
The Protomen act three CD case, frontThe Protomen act three CD case, rear coverThe Protomen act three CD and booklet
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 14/01/2026
meanwhile ur avatar
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 01/01/2026
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 30/12/2025
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 04/12/2025
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 30/11/2025
Allow me present my absolute favorite progress bar on anything ever:
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 27/11/2025
Fitting some POS tinkering in after dinner. Taking IBM GSA for a spin.
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 29/10/2025
Real POS hours over here.
A desk with two monitors. A CRT with a text mode OS and an LCD POS style monitor with attached keypad, showing a bootup splash screen, a receipt printer sits between them
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 09/10/2025
POS time
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 09/10/2025
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 25/08/2025
Pictured, the correct method of affixing a telephone main to a utility pole:
A picture of a large telephone main cable with a nail driven straight through it and into the pole behind it
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 23/07/2025
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 18/07/2025
Absolutely perfect placement of the alt-text icon
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 20/06/2025
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 18/06/2025
Here’s a scan I made of it with my aging printer, and the cover of the magazine. Its the Spring 2019 edition, I believe
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 18/06/2025
Found an old C-Net magazine cleaning up and forgot why I bought it. I had forgotten about the Giant Bomb print ad I intended to cut out and frame! I have now corrected this:
A print ad video game website giant bomb, which reads “video games have never looked or sounded so good”
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 25/05/2025
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 24/05/2025
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 08/04/2025
smh when the ad for single-phase pad mount transformers has a pic of a three-phase pole mounted transformer. I won’t be buying one for my energy needs now!!!
A tumblr ad “Explore single phase pad mounted transformers innovative oil-distribution transformers to meet your energy needs”
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 08/03/2025
Hello.jpg my old friend
I've come to stare at you again
Into an asshole widely gaping
Opened by hands firmly grasping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the depths of goatse

In restless dreams I gazed alone
Into the yawning red cone
Beside the halo of the gold ring
I turned my vision to avoid the thing
When my eyes were stabbed by the flesh of a massive dong
That hung there long
Beside the depths of goatse

And in the gaping ass I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People gawking without freaking
People looking without puking
People writing posts that goons forever share
No one dared
Disturb the depths of goatse

"Fools" said I, "You do not know
Assholes like a sphincter grow
Hear my words that I might teach you
Reach my ass that I might stretch you"
But my voice in stretched out colons fell
And echoed in the wells of goatse

And the people howled and brayed
Of the goatman were afraid
And the site flashed out its warning
In the image that was forming
And the site said, "The works of the perverts
Uploaded to the shocksite walls
And internet halls"
And posted in the threads of forums
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 06/03/2025
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 09/02/2025
me on the friday night discord vc
A photo of a telephone operator from the 40s or 50s with an absurd headset on including a giant microphone box at the end of a boom in front of her face
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 03/02/2025
Morning commute just got a little worse
A photo of the cab of a gravel hauling truck with a logo that says barefoot grading and clearing with a cartoon illustration of a barefoot
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 29/01/2025
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 27/01/2025
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 26/01/2025
Shout out to that time a manhwa straight up stole Atlantis from Stargate
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 19/01/2025
What’s going on here?
A rectangular sign the upper half of it silver, with a red octagon printed on it. The text in the octagon says “seatbelts fastened?” The lower half of the sign is red and says “Stop”
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 17/01/2025
Important discourse going on the inside door of a roadside phone cabinet
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 01/01/2025
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 24/11/2024
George bush being told about the second tower edited to look like the Wicked poster
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 16/11/2024
Them: 4K Mac OS 9 isn't real and can't hurt you 4K Mac OS 9:
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 13/11/2024
because its a gun range and to do otherwise would be batshit
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 10/11/2024
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 10/10/2024
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 12/09/2024
I finally got the ability, so have this belated message:
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 10/09/2024
Hangin out in the cool tea drinkers club
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 24/07/2024
Lmao
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Max Cooljazz @michaeldim.com · 20/07/2024
Oh cool
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