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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 5h
232,112 deaths later…
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 5h
Homer Simpson and Mr. Burns in Homer's car. Caption on top: "Oh yeah and I'm not easily impressed.". Caption on bottom: "Wow! A blue car!"
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 5h
Doctor Doom isn't actually the real villain orchestrating these schemes...
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Mr Socko @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 5h
Comic panel showing Dr Doom playing some kind of large trumpet which is making a "Toot" sound while another character tries to intervene. Text reads:

Other guy: "Do not TOOT it!"

Doom "Fool! Doctor Doom Toots as he pleases!"
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 8h
Why is there smoke coming out of your trousers Andy
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All words but no action
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I've found a bot, tf
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a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Burnham is truly saying the things that are unsayable!
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
after a game of barbarian for the amiga, elon musk would appear to remove the loser's corpse
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here comes the part where Thames Water will say "nuh-uh" and Burnham will cave in to them
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a *very* important point.
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm fucking creasing at the bio
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Charles has no match for the sheer power of the incoming Chinese century
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h67o67r67s67e @equine67.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"this is going to hurt you" no it isn't because by the time I'm one billion years old and qualify for a state pension the entire thing will have been ripped up and started again anyway because the triple lock will mean nothing when half the population still has to pay private rent in their 70s
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The labour party is full of people like this. The best possible reason for this happening is that Josh MacAlister is almost criminally ignorant of the systems he is talking about, but it's just so much more likely this is what they want to do. They want to lie. The labour party is full of cunts.
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like it when they do 🤦‍♂️ and say you can't be this naive and all you've done is suggests that actually the government can do something if it wants to.
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Quants, lib dems, and Labour briefcases are so funny because they'll storm into your mentions shrieking about how wrong you are, then they'll have AI generate some incorrect figures, then they'll post a gif of someone going cross-eyed, then they'll start talking about how rude everyone is
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Gordo! @posting.fan · 29/09/2026
living in Britain is listening to very Sensible People happily talking about how we need to reduce the benefits 'burden' in the cruelest way possible while being cheered to do it, but any suggestion that we abolish the monarchy or reduce our military budget is treated as the ideas of a rambling fool
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That literally was the intent of the proscription, by misusing terrorism laws you wanted to intimidate and scare people disturbed by an ongoing genocide into silence.
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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If Mamdani was British these dipshits would call him a populist
"Too often, centre-left governments force themselves into the role of defender of the status quo, taking the blame for failures that often aren't even their fault, being the one to explain why things are bad, instead of being the people making them better."

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Memo to Burnham: this is how you beat the populists
Carney, Mamdani and Ossoff are all showing you can take on the raging right and win. But there's one cru...
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sounds great until you realise you'll be on a 97.5% mortgage with 6% interest on a new build that you owe 20% of its value to the government via equity It's literally a total fucking scam, the property developers will be laughing to the bank for peddling shitty new builds that no-one wants
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
10 hours of jingling keys
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blurses @blurses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lads, I don't want to alarm anyone but I'm beginning to think we might not get a national care service
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"You will never defeat us" jesus christ she's really larping as a COBRA villain isnt she
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lol so what government agency bailed them out then
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The orange order are in town I see
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well...
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This coat while inspecting a camp was a real fucking choice
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This Labour government could have responded to the genocide in Gaza in so many ways, instead they cut aid. This is a dereliction of duty.
Stuff of nightmares UK cuts aid to Un Gaza food operations by 78%
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A.V. Deggar @avdeggar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One useful function of the fleeting Starmer era was hammering home that when a politician says "We hear you" or "I get it," they actually mean "Shut up" and "shut the fuck up."
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Kris (he/him) @portlandkris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Are we really going to have this nasty bigot at @greenparty.org.uk conference, addressing an official meeting in the conference calendar?
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The Spectre Haunting Europe @frightfulhobgoblin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My therapist: AI Slop Chibi King In The North Andy Burnham isn't real, he can't hurt you Whatever the fuck this is:
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What is meatwad doing on my cereal bro
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I realize I say “this seems legally actionable” a lot but this seems legally actionable
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My brother in Christ you have a majority government and it was a manifesto promise (pg. 100) the time is now or never for social care reform
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comrade friendov @patmac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
and who the fuck would want to
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Labour Friends of Crunchyroll
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"The Labour Party always had a big connection with the working class because of its trade union affiliations" yeah like 50 years ago when binmen were still hard and asbestos was in our buildings aye
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Creature from the Jack Lagoon @jacklikesfilm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How do you try and paint scrapping the national ID scheme as a win for Labour? Fucking come on now.
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the definition of a PR stunt. Mahmood's "safe routes" are so restrictive and limited to be effectively worthless. Considering Labour has closed more safe routes than previous government, this is a purely media driven move over providing genuine protection. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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UK to open new refugee resettlement routes for Afghan women and Palestinians
Exclusive: Move by Shabana Mahmood comes after closure of Afghan scheme last year but experts say numbers too small to deter Channel crossings
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yanks, man
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Slurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Much like that ginger bearded cry-arser the other year, I do not care about extremely boring country pop music by those gosh darn Yankees and you cannot make me care
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The name of the extreme far left Home Secretary at the time? That’s right, Theresa May.
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Noa Hoffman @ @hoffman_noa • 4h
I have been ranting for such a long time that the influx of Islamists into the country, aided and abetted by the hard-left and their accomplices in the charity sector, is becoming an existential crisis.
The far-left who cheerlead Islamist entryism because of their extreme privilege and lack of having a big fat Jewish ethnic minority target on their back are putting Jewish lives in extreme danger.
And, obviously, once they are done with us Christians, LGBT groups etc are next on the hit list.
This is so obvious to anyone with a brain cell but the amount of people who refuse to reckon with it is so depressing.
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
la_noire_doubt.mp3
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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Client journalism
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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lmao it’s a terribly run council with a terrible council leader who is now hoping to leave her post
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Colin Murray @colinmurray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't want to just dunk on Bryant, who is new in post, but successive UK Govts have been profoundly complacent about the stability of NI even after several summers of rioting. That the Secretary of State is only coming to NI now is jaw dropping.
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