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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

thinking we maybe should have been a little meaner to the confederacy after the war

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Starting to think this guy is a Good Bunny

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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Happiness isn't profitable.

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

I gotta say the activation phrase These edibles ain’t ship

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

This was the best Jake Paul fight yet

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Oh, my God, it's the eggnog! It's in the eggnog!

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Gotta love using Dark Mode on all my devices only to be flash-banged by an all-white webpage

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Growling is super cool and all but some of the songs on this Metal playlist could have been instrumental

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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Rolling up to the function with my wiener out (don’t worry, it is a “wieners out” function)

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 06/12/2025

who up feeding their mogwai after midnight

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

The fact that many of us have to fear for our job and our livelihood for simply exercising our right to organize is precisely why more working people need to consider Union representation.

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

You know what they say about a person w a large pocket protector...

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

What a weird day. I worked on a $40 million dollar engine. And then I worked on a Toyota.

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

I know I’m screaming into the void here but people don’t appreciate car mechanics enough. I know it’s super inconvenient to be without your vehicle, but some of us work really hard (and fill our gloves with blood) to get it done correctly and in a timely manner.

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

I am here to chew bubblegum and make stupid ass comments to strangers on the internet, but I’m all out of bubblegum

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Anyone gonna make eye contact with their father over the holidays?

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

If you look closely at any crash footage you would notice that 100% of the time the airplane is not even flapping its wings.

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

*me before a fist bump* “All right yeah, FIST me”

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

waiter: are there any allergies at the table? me (already drunk): BEES

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

AAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

I became a small engine mechanic at 18 and now I’m starting a new job fixing airplanes. This won’t be stressful at all

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again

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Syrup @extremesyrup.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

You don't just get to be cremated... You have to urn it ⚱️

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

The frequency of my colleagues saying “Bram Stroker” is starting to undo me

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

V for Vendetta is coming back to theaters and it couldn’t be a better time

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Idk Reptile Dysfunction sounds pretty serious

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

My taste in film is pretty dumb. Yesterday I enjoyed Frankenstein. Today, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

“You shouldn’t see this ad again from Google” is the biggest goddamn lie in human history

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

The sun is rising, early birds are chirping and there’s a distant rooster screaming in every possible direction. I should scream back

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Maybe Zohran Mamdani is giving me a tiny glimmer of hope about life, the world, and everything?

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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 29/10/2025

leaked photo of @ptklein.com's decision-making process

a hot dog that tells you when it's time to get another hot dog

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Revive me when the Epstein Memorial Ballroom is finished

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

The knuckle on your thumb is the “Thuckle”.

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

My body is a temple that requires hot dogs

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Is prescription underwear a thing? I bet Trump knows

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 25/10/2025

I'll save you some time this morning - I just checked the news and it’s all bad.

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Is good news allowed here? Because today I got a job that could fix me

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

God: I’m gonna give them eyelashes to keep stuff from getting in their eyes Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out? God: ok you’re gonna laugh

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