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Guy Pistofsky

@mettleundertension.bsky.social
1.4K followers 1.5K following 1.1K posts

Blue dot in a red dumpster. I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle

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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Buying a respectable house for $130,000
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why was anyone still using Google regardless?
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Nobody has my top 4 either :(
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
And we haven’t even mentioned Poppycock yet
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Is this the same as poopdick help
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Living life on dark mode
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Oh sure, blame the cats
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
thinking we maybe should have been a little meaner to the confederacy after the war
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
What a pussy ass dork
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Starting to think this guy is a Good Bunny
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Dig that
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Well you have a great attitude about it. Glad you’re all right, cheers
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
…was it everything you thought it would be?
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Is this app still on?
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
THE WORST
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
“Morons hate this ONE simple trick!!!”
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I first read this as Manga weirdos and then I re-read it as Manga again. Then I put my glasses on….
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I asked for mozzarella sticks
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Happiness isn't profitable.
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Gym-wise? Nothing, chill at home
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
We just started it last night. I had no idea it would be this crazy!
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Oh damn, I’ve never heard of it so I’ll definitely be trying that out. I thought it was a homebrew or a hack or something
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I asked what is it lol
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I just did it again 🤫
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Nah, meemaw was a squirter
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Whoa what’s Ninja Gaiden Shadow??
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
10/10 plating
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I gotta say the activation phrase These edibles ain’t ship
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
This was the best Jake Paul fight yet
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Ruck yeah
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
This gym has too many cops
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Atta boy, Caleb
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I am pulsating with anticipation
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Please remove this picture of my father
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Oh, my God, it's the eggnog! It's in the eggnog!
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I think my last year will be my year
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Haha thank you, Captain
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Cat.
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
What a weird day I’m having
An image depicting a totally real fortune cookie that definitely isn’t photoshopped at all; with a fortune that reads “A kind stranger will piss in your ass today.” 
Weird.
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
“Another first aid kit?”
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I’m already disappointed but I’m definitely still interested in being more disappointed. I usually have great luck changing my search terms around and finding adequate results but lately, no matter how carefully I word it, I get the same crap.
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Well now I gotta play it
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
My DDG search results have been shit lately.
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Noooooooooooo
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
🤔
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Crop dusted by my own dog
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Guy Pistofsky @mettleundertension.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Well buddy I just did you a favor
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