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TalkingGoatTTV

@talkinggoatttv.bsky.social
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The Talkingest Goat on Twitch, guaranteed! 🎮 twitch.tv/TalkingGoatTTV Creator of Extant Worlds Writer, Singer, Voice Actor. FUCK AI AMAB Nonbinary | Level 37 | He/they | AuDHD Married @cryptnouveau.bsky.social BLM - ACAB - Free Palestine & Congo! 🔞MDNI

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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The desire to play expensive MtG cards unsleeved and shuffle them like a normal deck of cards is so real.
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When times get tough just remember to shid and fard. Health comes first.
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We should outlaw all advertising. You are allowed to post your services or goods, how much they cost, and up to five recent reviews. THAT'S. IT.
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Call it what you will but I have an inherent distrust for grown men who go by names like "Scooter" or "Bud"
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ignorance isn't innocence. Pay fucking attention and take responsibility when you're wrong.
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if I just screamed and screamed and screamed. What then!?!?!?!?!?
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I use AI to-" Get the fuck out of my office. #genAI #fuckAI #AIsucks #cogsucker
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm sorry but I just don't trust grown adults who say "gosh" and "frick".
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BRIGHT yellow snot this morning, love life right now
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolutely every single aspect of Christianity is a scam. All religions are bad but fuck man
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you ever need to humble someone remind them that they started as penis barf #humble #humblebundle #real
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Idea: isekai manga where it's half power fantasy action comedy and half depressing real-world drama about the wife and daughter protag left behind.
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Crazy I'm not an alcoholic when booze is the only thing that makes me actually feel ok kekw
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why buy one when you can get two for twice the price?
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Siri Dahl @siridahl.com · 15/09/2026
FIRST THIRST LIVE at The Elysian! October 7th at 9:30pm! Come see me and your gorgeous angel bb faves including @bestshow4life.bsky.social @littlepuck.bsky.social @arieldemure.bsky.social @milesklee.bsky.social @bjcolangelo.bsky.social TICKETS HERE www.elysiantheater.com/shows/sd1007
FIRST THIRST
with SIRI DAHL LVE
FEATURING
TOM SCHARPLING
LITTLE PUCK
ARIEL DEMURE
MILES KLEE
B.J. COLANGELO
OCTOBER 7. 2026
9:30 PM 

At the Elysian Theater in Los Angeles
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Would you rather have to take a shower mid-shit or a shit mid-shower?
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PAWS (Philadelphia Animal Welfare Society) @phillypaws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We’re sold on Seth. Can you blame us? Just look at those tippy tappy paws & that gorgeous snaggle! 🦷 Seth arrived at PAWS in pretty rough shape, dealing with severe anemia, fleas & being underweight, plus some teeth that are ready for a visit from our in-house tooth fairy, Dr. Karyn 🧵
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blind nostalgia is just a longing for ignorance. Knowledge is a burden we have a responsibility to bear.
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nevermind me, just crying to videos of Mamdani being nice to kids on tiktok again
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone who "does crypto" for a living should be bankrupt and serving 10-20 years in the Pen
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I remember CARING about online video games. Yikes, in retrospect. Big whoops
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have no mouth and I must snack
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is it really a full day without a fresh wound from your cat?
Cat scratch on a pale white hairy man thigh
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Simulation theory is just a cowardly attempt to escape responsibility for humanity's actions. Fun thought experiment, but nothing more.
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People with a lot of tattoos are either extremely cool or extremely NOT cool with very little in-between.
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
9 games that shaped me my9games.net/en Am I old yet???
Planescape: torment, half-life, the legend of zelda, final fantasy 7, metal gear solid, vampire the masquerade bloodlines,GTA 3, banjo-kazooie, myst
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Man! I feel like a woman. NEH. NEH. NEH NEEEHHH NEH NEH NEH.
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UBI Works @ubiworks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
262,820 young people are preparing to start university in Britain. In July, just 8,383 graduate jobs were advertised, down 45% in a year. The graduate pipeline is growing just as AI starts eating into entry-level work.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can't tell you how relieved I am to finally see this entering the discussion, oh my god Of course we artists have been screaming it for years but I'm just thankful that because of that, news media is finally starting to be bold enough to explore that after AI's rep has tanked recently
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A co-worker said I look old for my age and I played it off but man that cut me right to the core.
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just wanna play pinball and fuck, that's like all I want out of life #buddhism #awareness #real #meditation #onewiththeuniverse #totalsublimationoftheself
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's so hot outside it's making my dick weird. #globalwarming #globalheating #awareness #real
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Grymoria ($173/$300) | Mental Health Hiatus @grymoria.blacksky.app · 01/09/2025
With October around the corner, I just wanted to let y'all know that sp**k is a slur. This is why I decided to stop saying sp**ky. I know people don't mean it that way; they mean it as a cutesy way of saying scary but the word makes me personally uncomfortable. www.pushblack.us/news/how-spo...
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How ‘Spook’ Became A Racist Slur Against Black People
Halloween’s around the corner. As we think about costumes and fun social media posts, there’s a scary reason we need to watch our words.
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do you ever get the feeling that you died at some point and this is purgatory
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Alchemy in #mtgarena was never good and I'm glad it's getting shitcanned finally. #mtg #MagictheGathering #MTGA
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Being alive is such a bummer
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How on EARTH did I end up in a job that is just actual poison to autistic people T-T TAKE ME LORD SATAN I'M READY
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Warsh your cour wit' soarp 'n' wurter
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can't wait for the weather to cool down so the morons can pretend global heating doesn't exist again
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My hot take is that sexualizing MOST anime characters is disgusting and morally repugnant because they are canonically children.
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bury me in a solar-powered refrigerator so I can be chilly in the afterlife
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Normalize barking at people who perform microaggressions
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Who else out here bursting into tears randomly because they love their cats and can't bear to think about living without them???
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I Said Oh Baby Turn The Lights Off Dance
Alt: I Said Oh Baby Turn The Lights Off Dance
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Anthony Reed @blackpoetics.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Meme of the title page of Capital Vol. 1 with the title changed to "I fucking warned you dude. I told you bro: A Critical Analysis of Capitalist Production" by Karl Marx
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Lily Danger 🦇🔮 VA & Vtuber @lilydanger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'll see everyone this week with new stuff, old stuff and new-old stuff! Yaaaaay! twitch.tv/lilydangerva #vtuber #streamer #twitch
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Best of 1 is a scam designed to drain you of gems. #mtg #mtgarena #arena
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Make your own h'ween deco this year. Everything in stores looks like Temu-ass shit
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Gray, dingy, and thick with particulate: how inspecting my own urine for health reasons made me a better manager." #linkedin #girlboss
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TalkingGoatTTV @talkinggoatttv.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"How I used the public execution of my grandchildren to market my artisinal fecal statuary." #linkedin #winning #indeed
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