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@mercurite.bsky.social
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emily ✶ 30s ✶ they/them ✶ horror, games, & ttrpgs alt

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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 14h
Yesterday, Wizards informed us that it doesn’t intend to voluntarily recognize the D&D or Studio X units of our union ahead of a vote. We remain committed to creating a workplace focused on wellness, transparency, and collaboration by winning our coming election.
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tangomushi @tangomushi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
in the new Hellraiser game you come across the bad guys having an orgy and if you try to open the door to join in, it says this
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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emily 🔮 @mercurite.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
did you know the only cure is claw hammer? claw hammer to the skull? claw hammer? they’ll try to keep this from you
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lauren @kynareth.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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mocca ♥︎ comms open @cupmoccaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the greedy wretched creature extends its appendages & whirls around. ear attack.
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Cinnamoroll Sanrio Character Dancing
ALT: Cinnamoroll Sanrio Character Dancing
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 23/09/2026
did i die, did i have a stroke and i am comatose is this real does discord have a toggle for "show me gambling ads" are you fucking serious
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/09/2026
damn if only there were 300-500 devs who could help with that
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Take goo
Screenshot of Pokémon trade screen with a ditto and text box saying “take goo”
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emily 🔮 @mercurite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
being off your meds temporarily will have you experiencing shrimp paranoias and emotions the likes of which dante would see in the inferno help me jessica (my psych)
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inspired by a recent interaction
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The AI people also use AI to write their posts which is why their posts are stupid and weird
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 02/09/2026
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
adding this to my wishlist with the hooters 9/11 commemorative pin
Cat Moth @cat_moth
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Today I learned that Walmart had 9/11 pins for their employees

8:59 PM • 8/29/26

image is the walmart smiley emoji but it’s got a frown with a tear & banner for “september 11, 2001”
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry taught me it was okay to be impossibly evil and gay
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lauren @kynareth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the orange boys are 5 today!!
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/08/2026
“Mammal-Man” defeating his nemesis with a well-timed squirt of milk
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翻滚小狗 @tacoriceyummy.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
#chrisker
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lovebait snugglecakes @irgenwohner9875.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
they’re doing nothing to me tomorrow #controlgroup
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emily 🔮 @mercurite.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
getting sick when you’re nervous has got to be a hands down silly autoimmune response
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emily 🔮 @mercurite.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
my watch repeatedly yelling low sleep score in the atlanta airport after my 7:00 AM flight like girl i know i am said to be faintly aware
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mawili 🌐 @poisonp1nk.art · 24/07/2026
fellow feeling. #signalis
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 24/07/2026
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Friends, Romans, cunty men,
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
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emily 🔮 @mercurite.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
new job prep is going well my to dos are getting to done daily
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
guys he didnt shit himself to death, that's not how this thing works at all. we've had it at the house the last week and it's far from fatal. stop saying that he slipped off the bowl and hit his head on his sink Chuck McGill style. stop saying he doo doo farted so bad his heart gave out. stop sayi
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 12/07/2026
it rocks that Lindsey Graham lived to see the US lose a war with Iran and then immediately died lmao
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Elias Law Group has defeated DOJ lawsuits to access state voter files in: California Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan New Hampshire New York Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island Wisconsin DOJ has not won a single case. It is 0-12.
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Grimace washing thier fupa in a birdbath the lion 🔜 MFF 🩷🦁 @zackthelion.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
MAYOR MAMDANI HELP
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 08/07/2026
not now kitten, mommy is going through some rapid character growth
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Undead in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away
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emily 🔮 @mercurite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
like!!! SHAKING MY OWN SHOULDERS!!! WHO KILLED LAURA PALMER!!!
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emily 🔮 @mercurite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
showing people twin peaks is an easy way to push yourself back into the twin peaks hole
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emily 🔮 @mercurite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
not to toot my own horn but
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emily 🔮 @mercurite.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
both professional imposter syndrome and what if i have a warrant out for my arrest that i didn’t know about
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emily 🔮 @mercurite.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i’ve reached the I’M A FRAUD stage of the process but i’m NOT and it’ll be GREAT
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
bluesky post by @weeder.bsky.social

Not sure who needs to hear this but admitting you're wrong doesn't kill you instantly.
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emily 🔮 @mercurite.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i think the rage of watching more of my friends get sent into financial insecurity by flippant executives is going to leak poison into my brain
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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Tilly Norwood has been found dead in Miami.
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emily 🔮 @mercurite.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
bed TOO big
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🐧 @penguincleric.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
this was possibly one of my most popular drawings I've ever done! it was actually inspired by a ghost face with a fun username! (2022) #myart #DBD #ghostface
Ghost face crouching down, with his head turned towards the viewer and red sharp outlines around his head indicating that he's stalking. One hand is supporting himself on the ground, the other has a bloody knife. He is shown to be wearing pantyhose and a brand-new pair of red bottom Louboutins
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Entertainment Weekly @ew.com · 03/07/2026
Millie Bobby Brown thinks that she was a closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword to the spine in a past life.
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Millie Bobby Brown believes she was a closeted gay soldier killed with a sword in past life
Millie Bobby Brown thinks that she was a closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword to the spine in a past life.
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emily 🔮 @mercurite.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
there’s just something about dbd ghostface he is alluring to me in the way that i would make him into a keychain
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